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The Bat

As Randy looked walked down the hall he looked around. This placed just screamed Castle Dracula! There were vampire bats for crying out loud! Live vampire bats flying around the hall. Were these created by some stank power that Ken got?

Then there was the sound of some flapping wings. It wouldn't have meant much with the bats flying around but these wings sounded big. Pterodactyl big!

A giant bat came out of nowhere and grabbed Randy with its… talons? Claws? Randy wasn't sure what the claws on a bat's feet were called but at this point it didn't really matter.

As the bat carried Randy to who knew where, Randy couldn't help but notice something weird. Really weird! This bat bore a passing resemblance to his grandma!

"Great, I'll never be able to look at grandma the same way again!" The bat seemed to hear this and looked down at Randy. What if this was his grandma? That was unlikely but it seemed to be the only answer to the question of why this thing bore a passing resemblance to Randy. It was at this point that the bat let go of Randy causing him to… end up in a chapel? This place was insane. A bat drops him while they are in a hallway and suddenly he's in a chapel.

Randy scratched his head. There must have been no rhyme and reason to this place.

Then from the corner of his right eye, Randy noticed something. On the wall was a carving of a gorgon's face. Randy knew what a gorgon was, he had seen the "Clash of the Titans" remake. It hadn't been that good but at least it told him what a gorgon was. The original was better.

After taking a closer look, Randy noticed that the gorgon's face looked like Heidi's! First a bat that looked like his grandma, now a gorgon that looked like Heidi. What next? A hunchback looking like Bash?

This was beyond bizarre!