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I'm terrible with names, so if anyone can think of anything better, please let me know. I'm also not sure about what I want Myles to look like, so that is subject to change.

Lucy and Myles entered the city of Magnolia in awe.

After the government collapsed, many of the cities of Fiore fell into disarray. The two hadn't seen a city that was so uncorrupted since they left the Heartfilia mansion. The people there were clean and cheery, as if the internal conflicts of the nation were a distant thing not to be worried over. The local markets were overloaded with ripe, mouth-watering food of all shapes and sizes. The buildings looked magnificent after seeing nothing but rubble for so long and the duo could even see a large cathedral in the distance. The city radiated an aura of joy and adventure, much different than the despair and calamity Lucy and Myles had grown accustomed to. Perhaps what was more astonishing was the lack of a wall surrounding the city or guards patrolling. Did the city really have that much faith in its guild?

After the incident at the refugee camp, Lucy and Myles searched for the meaning behind the symbol of the strange mage relentlessly. They eventually learned that the symbol was the insignia of the Fairy Tail guild, so it was no surprise to Lucy that she some-what recognized the insignia of such a well-known guild. The two friends spent the next month traveling to Magnolia, the host city of Fairy Tail. After receiving directions from a kind, elderly woman, the two headed toward the guild hall.

After seeing part of the city, the Fairy Tail guild hall wasn't as grandiose as the two expected. It was modest and looked homely, not gaudy or overbearing, which was pleasant in its own way. Adjacent to the guild hall was something called Fairy Tail Mage's Academy, which struck the two as weird. They had never heard of a school for mages.

Upon entering the guild, the eyes of the two beauties bugged out to a comical degree and their jaws dropped to the floor. Surely this was not how a mage's guild of such a prosperous city went about its day? It seemed as if the entire guild was brawling. Magic, debris, and booze was flying everywhere. Curiously, everyone was smiling and laughing, as if they were in an all-out brawl just for the heck of it.

An ivory-haired goddess approached Lucy and Myles and managed to bring them out of their stupor.

"Hello and welcome to Fairy Tail. My name is Mirajane" she said cheerfully.

Lucy and Myles responded in kind and introduced themselves.

"Um… I don't know if he's here, but we're looking for someone we think is in your guild," Lucy said.

"I'm sure I can help with that. I know pretty much everyone in the guild," Mirajane responded, not abandoning her kind demeanor.

"We don't know his name, but he wears a cape and a hood and carries around a lot of weird staffs. We'd like to thank him for helping us about a month ago," Myles said.

"Hmm…" Mirajane said, looking thoughtful. She turned to a small, old man sitting on the bar with a drink in his hand. "Master, could that be…?"

Makarov overheard their conversation, not having missed the entrance of two beautiful young ladies. He sighed. "I think so, Mira. I'm sorry to say that you probably won't find him here. He's a mysterious man that likes to keep to himself. We don't know that much about him even though he is a member of our guild."

"Oh." The two said simultaneously, feeling dejected.

Mira brought them both into an impromptu hug. To Lucy and Myles, it seemed strange that she would hug strangers such as themselves. "He goes by Mystogan if you ever happen to run into him again. Sorry we couldn't help more. Only the master has ever actually seen him."

"It's ok. It's not your fault," Lucy said. She felt odd, as though she were the one consoling Mira.

"Actually, we'd like to ask you one more thing, if it's not too much trouble," Myles spoke up.

"Sure, ask away."

"Um… We kind of don't have anywhere to go, so we were wondering if we could join this guild. We're both mages, so that's not a problem," Myles said sheepishly. It was an awkward question to ask out of the blue like that.

Mira now wore a semi-serious expression on her face. "I'm sorry, but only the master can decide that. He's the little man sitting on the counter over there." Suddenly, she was back to the kind woman that greeted them upon entry.

"So, lookin' to join up, eh?" Makarov said, now sitting closer to the beautiful duo. "Fairy Tail could always use more busty women! Yahooo!" Makarov said. He now had a faint blush on his cheeks from the alcohol which was probably the reason why he extended his hand and grabbed one of Myles and Lucy's breasts.

Myles and Lucy were shocked and stunned. They didn't know how to react, so they merely stood there and stuttered as the blush crept upon their cheeks.

Wham!

"Master, you know that's not how you're supposed to act around women," Mira said, holding a frying pan in her hands.

Makarov, now with a large bump on his head, turned to Mirajane. "Miraaaaa, you're so hard on me," he said as he buried his head in her voluptuous chest and wept comically.

Wham!

"You'll have to forgive the master. He gets really perverted when he's drunk," Mirajane said with a smile, as if nothing was seriously wrong with that.

Lucy and Mira were still stunned as the "master" tried to stop the stars from spinning around his head. They were having second thoughts of joining a guild with such a pervy master. Now with a second bump on top of the first, Makarov looked ready for business.

"Fairy Tail is always ready to accept new members. Come to the Academy next door tomorrow morning and we'll get everything straightened out. For now, LET'S CELEBRATE THE ARRIVAL OF OUR NEW MEMBERS!"

The entire guild halted its brawl, which continued during Myles and Lucy's conversation with Master Makarov, in order to shout out its approval.

"Hey, Gramps! Are these the new guys?"

Lucy and Myles turned to face a boy with pink, spiky hair, onyx-colored eyes, and fangs. He had a huge smile on his face and positively radiated happiness. He wore a dark, open vest with gold lining, displaying his bare chest, and a pair of pants with a waistcoat. Perhaps the most peculiar item of clothing however, was his scarf, which seemed to be covered in scales.

"Aye! I saw the Master talking to them and I've never seen them here before."

Lucy and Myles were even more shocked to see a blue talking cat with white wings floating around. The cat only wore a small, green backpack.

"Natsu, these ladies don't want to talk to an idiot like you," said a boy that was now standing next to the boy with pink hair. The new comer had spikey hair similar to the one called "Natsu" except his was an electric blonde color, similar to Lucy's. His eyes were bright orange and slanted with slits instead of pupils, like Natsu's. His frame was also quite similar to Natsu's, about average height with lean, defined musculature. He had on an orange V-neck shirt and his hands were in the pockets of his black pants which were held up by a white sash. There was a bandana going across his forehead, keeping some of his wild hair back; like Natsu's scarf, the blonde's bandana was covered with scales. With one arm he shoved Natsu into one of the support beams, which snapped like a twig.

Natsu was upon him in a flash. They butted heads and were giving each other death glares. "Who the hell do you think you are, Drake?!"

"You got something to say to me, Natsu?"

A third newcomer sent them both crashing with a kick, only breaking more stuff. Myles and Lucy nearly screamed at his appearance. He was practically naked, with only a pair of boxers on. "You'll have to forgive those weirdoes. They don't know how to act around people."

Says the naked guy, thought the female duo in unison.

Natsu and Drake came back with a vengeance, sending the naked guy flying to the other side of the guild and chasing after him as they engaged in another fight.

"Hey! Leave those two girls alone, will ya'!" shouted a brunette in nothing but a swimsuit top and a pair of khakis. "And bring me some more booze!" she said as she tossed an empty barrel to the side, where three others rested.

"Fighting is a man!" said a giant, buff guy with white, spikey hair and a scar under his right eye as he entered the fight with Natsu, Drake, and Gray.

What's with this guild? Everyone's crazy! Lucy and Myles thought simultaneously.

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