LOCATION: END DIMENSION, EXACT REGION UNKNOWN

TIME: 6:00 PM

The girl in the grey dress sat and watched the Dimension Window. She saw the three would-be heroes. Steve, Cupa and Andr, they were called. She watched as they packed up to go to the Zombie Kingdom. Her pet, a large skeletal snake with two heads one of which was at the tail, slept at her ankles. Just then, a second girl appeared. She flew down on big, leathery wings, and landed right next to the first girl. She had long purple hair, and was wearing a big, black coat. She was the one who took down the high-tech defenses of the Spider Kingdom. There was nobody except these two girls anywhere in sight, so she talked to the other girl, who was still watching the heroes.

(Girl 2) ''So, these are the guys.''

(Girl 1) ''Yes, but they don't look like much.''

(Girl 2) ''You're right there. I can't see how these three can stop us, or Father.''

(Girl 1) ''Yes, but Father has given orders. Take the Wheel, destroy the Zombie Kingdom, kill these three. You got that, Valerie?''

(Valerie) ''Yes, okay? I know the deal. I've been there before, eleven years ago. You only started this two years ago, Willow.''

(Willow) ''Right. This shouldn't be that hard, after all you're the Ender Dragon, and I'm a Wither. They have no chance.''

(Valerie) ''Father sent out a couple of asassins to deal with them. C'mon, we gotta head out now. Tonight's the big raid on the Zombies.''

(Willow) ''Okay. Get the explosives, Val. Tonight's gonna be fun.''

(Valerie) ''Only you can have fun, and yet never show any emotion.''

(Willow) ''So far, we have the Lapotronic Energy Orbs, Energy Flow Circuits and Data Control Circuits from the Spiders. Next, we need the Giant Water Wheel from the Zombie Kingdom. With every part we collect, we're one step closer to freeing Father from the Void, and he can re-create the world as his empire.''

(Valerie) ''Emperor Herobrine the Invincible. Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?''

LOCATION: CREEPER KINGDOM TRAINYARDS

TIME: 8:30 PM

ANDR'S POV

(Me) ''Wait, this is what we're travelling in?''

(Cupa) ''Yep! She's kinda makeshift...''

(Steve) Does makeshift mean completely crap nowadays? Cause that's what it looks like to me.'' *Gets slapped on the back of the head*

Cupa was referring to a rusty old diesel style train, with broken axles, fading paint and an engine block that looked like it had bats living in it. I couldn't believe my eyes at how disgusting this thing was.

(Me) ''This thing can't even move!''

(Cupa) ''Uhh, yes it can. I fixed the engine.''

(Me) ''I didn't know you did Traincraft!"

(Cupa) ''I don't, but I did find an old blueprint of an engine in a tree once. I built the engine, and installed it into this old train I found. It'll definitely work.''

Cupa pulled out a piece of yellowing paper, which had diagrams of piston chambers, fuel injectors, and other wierd things arranged in an engine shape. In the bottom left corner was the initials V.S.

(Cupa) ''Cmon guys, all aboard!''

(Steve) ''She is so awesome...''

THREE HOURS LATER...

It was completely dark when the rusty old train finally seized up and died.

(Me) ''Well this is just great! I'm heading home! You guys can carry on chasing this little mystery all you like, but I'm not. Goodbye!''

When Cupa heard this, she pleaded with me to stay, but she couldn't convince me. Until, of course, she used her secret weapon. She sat on the ground and stared at me with big, sad puppy dog eyes. She even whimpered a bit.

(Cupa) *sniff* ''I thought we were friends...''

(Me) ''I...We...Okay, fine! I'll stay! At least I can get a good night's sleep in a motel or something.''

Cupa immediately got up and hugged me.

(Cupa) ''Aww, you're the best best friend ever!''

I rolled my eyes.

(Steve) ''Hey, what's that light over there?''

(Me) ''Hey! That's Gravestone City, the capital of the Zombie Kingdom! We made it!''

(All of us) ''YEAH!''

YAEBI'S POV

I sat in front of my father's tombstone. It had been almost a decade since he passed away. He was the only one in the entire Kingdom who cared about me. I was raised a vegetarian, and so was ridiculed by the other flesh-eating zombies. I hated how they treated me, calling me a hippie and throwing carrots and potatoes at me. I swore on my father's grave I would become the greatest zombie the world has ever seen to prove to them, and myself, that they were wrong. I live on my own now, in a house made out of acacia, oak and redwood, on the outskirts of Gravestone City, dreaming of the day I could live an amazing adventure, and maybe even get a girlfriend...

And then it happened.

I was sitting on my front porch, munching on an apple, when I heard three voices.

(Steve) ''Wow, this is what the zombies have become? I feel really bad about what I did to them now, looting their dungeons, making XP farms, zombie apocalypse minigames...''

(Cupa) ''It's ok now, Steve. Mob drops are now synthesized, XP is made by bees, and we have cooler minigames than that.''

(Andr) ''I just wish we had somewhere to sleep...'' *yawns*

Just then, four crazy looking mutant things came out of some bushes, and started running toward the three people. Two were green, ugly looking things, and two were white, carried bows and had no skin or flesh. I instinctively grabbed my two Survivalist Swords and, with a strange, primal urge to kill, took off after them, to save these travellers.

STEVES POV

We were taken by surprise by the two zombies and skeletons while we were walking to the middle of town. Cupa and Andr were shocked so badly at the sight of these things, they very nearly blacked out. I didn't have any items beyond what Cupa had given me, and none of them dealt any significant damage. We were doomed. An arrow whizzed by my shoulder, and reminded me of the skeleton that had spilled my blood during the battle with Herobrine. My life flashed before my eyes. Eight million years I had lived, and now I was going to die at the hands of a tiny gang of mobs...

Suddenly, a mysterious figure jumped out, carrying two amber coloured swords. He plunged one of the swords into a zombies back, then slashed him in half. The other zombie lunged for him, but he cut off it's head and it rolled down the street. The skeletons shot at him, and he ducked and rolled like a ninja and deflected the arrows back at them, killing one, wounding the other. It tried to escape, but the ninja guy threw a splash potion of healing, which killed it like a grenade.

(Cupa) ''Ohh, my aching... wait, we're not dead?''

(Andr) ''We're not dead! We're not dead!''

(Me) YEEAAAAHH BABY!''

(Mysterious Ninja Guy) ''Look's like you three are okay.

(Me) Are... are you Batman?''

(Mysterious Ninja Guy) ''Uhh, no. My name is Yaebi Zombleton.''

(Cupa) ''Wierd name.''

(Me) Really, Cupa.

(Cupa) ''Shut up.''

While me and Cupa were arguing, Andr looked like she had seen a ghost.

(Andr) *really freaked out* ''Uhh, Yaebi... Turn around...''

We all turned and saw it. A big, hairy body. Eight spindly, striped legs. Fangs that dripped poison. Six red, staring eyes. Looking directly at us. A spider. From my time.

(Cupa, Andr and Yaebi) ''WHAT THE NETHER IS THAT THING?''

(Me) ''It's a spider!''

(Andr) But... They're...''

(Cupa) ''Apparently not after all!''

(Me) ''Yaebi! Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!''

(Yaebi) '' I don't know if I can! It looks like it has an exoskeleton, like a bee! I'm not sure if a sword will do it! That and I don't want to go near it!''

(Me) ''Yaebi, give me that sword. I'll deal with it!''

Yaebi tossed me one of his amber coloured swords and I caught it. The spider lunged for me, and I ran the sword through it, in the soft underbelly. It dripped deep red blood, and fell down dead.

(Cupa) ''How...how can that be a spider?''

(Me) *snaps fingers* ''That's it.''

(Andr and Cupa) ''What's it?''

(Me) ''A backdate! That's how these things are created!''

(Yaebi) ''What's a backdate?''

(Me) ''Okay guys, my turn to tell a story. One day, I was fighting...evil, and I was frozen in a snow biome. Eight million years later, I woke up to find the mobs had evolved to look like humans. That's because Minecraft updates quite a lot. A backdate cancels out the updates, and lets you play an earlier version of Minecraft. Someone has activated a backdate, and is devolving mobs from this time, into monsters from my time.''

(Andr) ''That's a good idea, how about we refer evolved creatures as mobs, and these devolved creatures as monsters.''

(Cupa) ''I get it! When the Spider Kingdom was destroyed, the survivors disappeared. Maybe they were backdated into those...''

She pointed to the dead spider. ''Oh Notch, that means we killed an innocent mob...''

(Yaebi) ''Steve did it! Not me!''

Just then, huge explosions ripped down the skyscrapers of the city. The streets were full of zombies trying to escape. Fires raged everywhere.

(Yaebi) ''OH MY NOTCH! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!''

(Cupa) ''Exactly what we thought would happen...''

Oh my Notch! The Zombie Kingdom is under attack! What will Steve and his friends do? Just what are these boss mob girls up to? Will it mean the end of Minecraftia? Find out next time! -Goldie!

P.S. Valerie and Willow aren't part of Mob Talker, but were inspired by a Deviantartist called Vikko2. Go check out what they look like at: .com

P.P.S. Like how it's going? Want to suggest a few plot lines? Drop me a review, with your ideas, and they might end up in the story!

Goldie, out!