Pairing: SasuNaruSasu

Warning: Fluff, pranks and SNS2K15

Disclaimer: Naruto and all the characters in it belong to the wondrous Masashi Kishimoto-sensei.

Summary: The month of jokes is ending in just over the 15 hours... And Naruto isn't finished with his personal revenge.

A/N: As always, dedicated to sns2k15; Also if you're wandering why this chapter is coming out on the last day of April... No, it's not because I'm lazy. Seriously. You see, in this little town of mine, in the middle of nowhere, in the country of no ones, our esteemed mayor decided to work on our network. Long story short, we didn't have any for days. I'm not really sure what it was, but they daily cut everybody's phone and net connection, and seeing as how I live in the prefecture of it, they figured 'hey, they don't need it that much!'. Yeeeeeaaaah.

Fudge you.

Also, this is typed out on a computer that is not mine, which made me confused a bit with the keyboard, so typos are to be expected.

Tis was it. The last day of April, the month of jokes and pranks, joy and mostly public humiliation(only Uchiha's went that far, and when he says Uchiha, he means Itachi). Uzumaki Naruto honestly didn't want to push this thing til the last day, but somewhere in the middle of the month he decided in contrary to his friend, he shall.

You see, he was in the middle of what some may call a prank war; except it wasn't a real war, coz the other party had no idea what Naruto planned to pay them back.

But he should've known he was planning somethin', coz nobody gets to screw Uzumaki Naruto and not get a refund.

Konohians didn't call him the Prank King for nothing, and that is something Tokyo lads will soon learn.

Well, some already learned; Kiba, who dumped a bucket of cold ice water on him during the first of April got a nice surprise in his locker, in the form of chopped dog food, whilst Ino, who taught her little misconduct of taping the 'Kick me' note on his back was hilarious, got herself a nice makeover.

She wanted to be a superstar, so Naruto gave her glitter. An itchy one, mind you.

And as for that bastard who, in effort to cheer him up, took him out for ramen and then, oh that dirty scoundrel, left him and his empty wallet to pay for the mountain of eaten dishes.

Poor Naruto was forced to wash the dishes to pay out his debt, heavily observed by the looming owner. The only good thing that came out of that is he kinda learned how to make a homemade ramen.

Not that he will use his skills soon, Teuchi was the best and Naruto did not want to folly his art by replicating it.

However, that left plenty of time to plan his revenge on the laughing bastard who taught he was funny. He really should've known better.

The bell rang and students filled the previously deserted hallway. Naruto, who was perched on the wall just next to the toilets, waited until he saw the unmistakable duckass hair to abruptly turn and enter one. He knew he would be followed. After all, he had been ignoring the moody Uchiha all day and soon enough, there would be stomping, glaring and questions asked.

Hearing the door behind him open loudly, he grinned. Just as planned.

Sasuke slowly woke up from the darkness, trying to remember how he even fell asleep. All he remembered was his hasty steps towards the toilet where his idiotic blonde friend was hiding, his blood boiling and a heavy sound echoing in his chest.

He didn't understand why was Naruto ignoring him today, going as far to leave for school on foot, never waiting for Sasuke to pick him up, and honestly, it hurt.

Just as he was about to open his mouth and start spewing out his doubts, his friend turned around, giving his a foxy smile before he…

'He sprayed something at me!' Sasuke's mind yelled, after finding that there was something, a piece of clothing, in his mouth. He also noticed something was keeping him rooted to the wooden chair and that no matter how much he struggled, he couldn't get free.

Sasuke's eyes widened to comic proportions once he noticed he was in the school auditorium, every seat besides his was occupied with drooling, hungry eyed girls (with Sakura and strangely red faced Ino being the only ones he recognized) and that idiotic friend of his was standing right beside him with a mic in his hands.

Panic flooded his mind the minute he noticed that Ami-something girl holding a sock.. after further inspection, he noticed that some girls were holding pieces of clothing and he was feeling a bit breezy.

Throughout the gust of his mind, Sasuke noted that Naruto was shouting something along the lines '..xt item is the prestige Uchiha Sasuke's pants!' And the crowd went wild.

Girls were jumping up and down, holding pieces of papers in their hands.. He thought it was money at first..

"Do I hear a seven coupons offer?!"

…but Naruto disillusioned him. It were the bloody ramen coupons. Figures Naruto would sell him off for those. Literally.

The girls screamed, Naruto yelled and Sasuke wept. He seriously regretted playing that joke on Naruto now. Instead of showing him that he, too, had a humorous side, it only made the dobe seek revenge and curse profanities at him.

Some part of him was glad Naruto wasn't ignoring him now; the other part damned Itachi and his manipulating ways.