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Murder
Ken staggered for a bit. As all of the stank left his body he started to feel woozy. He then noticed the cut on his arm. What did he do? Well, he did the only logical thing to do… Except there was nothing logical about it!
"Murder!" He screamed! Yes, Ken was screaming at the top of his lungs. He sounded like a dying moose. It was at that point that he saw Randy and Theresa standing before him in the gym. Heidi and Bash had started walking over to him.
The sword Randy had been wielding has vanished along with the castle and other oddities. Theresa wasn't sure of what to say. Neither was Randy. It seemed like Ken was going insane.
Heidi just put a hand on Ken's right shoulder. "Ken, honey, are you okay?" Her speaking in a slow voice like Ken was losing his mind was not helping.
"Heidi, look at my arm! The one with the cut on it! My arm with the cut on it! My left arm with the cut on it!"
"But you've only got two arms!" Leave it to Bash to state the obvious. Even he must have been aware of how redundant Ken was being.
And then Ken got really dramatic. "Oh, I feel so faint! My death is upon me! Of course being as ugly as I am, I would die this young. O woe is me!" What a hambone!
Randy couldn't help but look at Theresa and whisper: "Is he teaching us how to act?"
Theresa just shook her head. "Can't be! He's too hammy to be acting!"
That only caused both to snicker. As funny as Ken was being with him Brian Blessed-esque hamminess, they actually did feel sorry for him. The first time he had been stanked he ended up with it in his bloodstream! There couldn't have been a worst way to be stanked!