Old Girlfriends Stink
Disclaimer: I do not own Johnny Test
Short chapter I know. Sissy will show up in the next chapter, which I hope to post tomorrow. Enjoy.
3 weeks later, middle of February
Johnny and his friend were at the park. It was Saturday, and again one of Johnny's days off. They were bored and wanted to get out of Johnny's house, since the tension between Johnny and his dad hadn't eased up since the tattoo incident. They sat in the park; not really doing anything except talking until they noticed Johnny go tense and his expression go dark.
"Yo, what's up?" Alex asked.
"It's my recent ex." Johnny groaned angrily. Janet Nelson Jr. walked over, with her friends, all wearing white denim mini-skirts, high-heeled boots that came up to their knees, and blouses, all in an assortment of colors that were buttoned only to the middle of their cleavage. Things had changed since middle school, and Janet was one of them. Johnny dumped her in December because he found out about her cheating on him with Bumper.
"Johnny baby, are you sure you don't want me back. I could help with your little virgin issue." Janet said huskily. Johnny rolled his eyes, not even remotely embarrassed that she stated very loudly that he was a virgin. He was proud of that fact actually.
"Very sure. You just want me so you can have the pleasure of saying no boy has ever turned you down." Johnny growled. Janet rolled her eyes.
"Well, because it's true." She giggled. Johnny rolled his eyes and walked off, his friends flanking him.
"I still don't get what you saw in Prissy Bitch." Jace said confused. Yes, that was the name they dubbed her, even before the break-up.
"I keep asking myself that too." Johnny laughed. He felt a small hand grab his shoulder and tensed at the feeling.
"Let go of me Janet." Johnny growled.
"No. I want my flame haired boyfriend back now!" Janet screamed.
"No." Johnny said sternly, making sure to get right in her face.
"You know you want me." Janet said, moving closer.
"Get lost bitch." Johnny said, pulling away from her.
"But I won't do it again. I promise." Janet pleaded.
"This is just a ploy, the tenth one I may add. And how many times have I heard that? Oh yeah, six." Johnny growled. Janet stomped in front of him and placed her hands on her hips and stared at him.
"Get it through your head loser, I'm the best you're ever gonna get." Janet yelled, her friends all giggling behind her.
"No, because by the time we're twenty, you'll be a washed up slut, and I'll be in college on a full ride scholarship. Now move out of my way." Johnny said calmly before walking around the group of snobs. Janet let out a huff and walked off, more like twitched off, but still, with her friend following her like lost sheep. The clouds started to roll in, and the day looked too familiar. Johnny and his friends decided to go back to Johnny's house, since the weather had taken a turn for the worst.
"Hey, is that a moving truck?" Robby asked as it turned the corner.
"Yeah. What of it?" Johnny asked blankly.
"Let's go see if it's moving in or a moving out." Robby said, Johnny and the others followed the truck a distance until they saw it parked at a house maybe a mile from Johnny's home, the back open, full of stuff and the movers hauling it into the house.
"Moving in. Satisfied?" Johnny asked. His friends nodded as they walked back towards his house, just barely getting inside before the rain started up. Hugh glared at his son for just a moment.
"Dad, get over it already. Their permanent, I paid for them, I'm not removing them. Fuck you hold a grudge." Johnny growled before he and his friends went upstairs.
"Dude, I'm surprised you haven't run away yet." Alex laughed, causing fear to course through Hugh.
"I've considered it a lot lately." Johnny said casually before the door closed. Lila walked into the living room and looked at her husband.
"Honey, remember, you told him that when he was eleven you would always accept him for who he was, and right now, you're going against that." Lila said. Hugh sighed.
"Do you want to lose our son to the streets? Because I don't." Lila said.
"You're right dear. I'll talk to him after his friends go home." Hugh said, smiling.
So, tell me what you think. Constructive criticism only, no flamers or haters. R&R.