From Bad to Worse to Awful

Disclaimer: I do not own Johnny Test

Sorry for the wait everyone, I've been hitting the books like crazy because finals are coming up soon, so I need to study. I just thought I'd get this up as soon as I got it done so here it is. Hope you like it. Don't worry the romance will start soon I promise.

Enjoy


4 days later

Sissy walked into the school, ignoring all the stares she got from the girls, the giggles and whispers behind her back, and ignoring the guys that were blatantly checking her out, hitting on her, or making some sort of sexual innuendo towards her. Her friends walked over to her, shooting glares at everyone.

"Man, ever since that rumor, people have been total assholes." Tia said.

"No shit." Sissy replied. By the time lunch rolled around Sissy had been hit on by almost every boy in their grade because for some strange reason they thought that since she kissed Johnny before she left that she was easy. She had practically threatened to beat up any guy that got near her.

"Hey sweet cheeks. Wanna go out sometime and have a little fun?" some guy asked for maybe the umpteenth time that day.

"No!" Sissy shouted.

"Aw, come on baby." The guy begged.

"No." Sissy growled. She was to her limit with idiots that day. Just as he left the whirring of engines hovered overhead and soon enough Eugene dropped down.

"Sissy my sweet! I have come to take you on a…" but Sissy didn't hear the rest; she bolted as far and as fast away from there as she could. Eugene couldn't keep up with her, nor did he know where she would go and eventually gave up. Johnny took off on his skateboard, since he always had it on him, even when he had his motorcycle or car, and went to where he thought she'd go the park just a few blocks away. Sure enough, he found her behind and under a tree on the far side of the park. Johnny walked over quietly and around the tree so she would see who it was. What Johnny found though was more shocking. He heard faint sobs as her head was resting on her knees that were pulled up to her chest and her shoulder shook with her sobbing. These weren't the fake tears she had used on him multiple times to get her way, these were real.

"You ok?" Johnny asked nervously. He didn't know how to console a crying girl; he never had to deal with that in any of his short relationships.

"What do you care?" Sissy hissed cynically. Johnny sat down in front of her.

"How the fuck did you find me?" Sissy growled.

"Just a hunch." Johnny said flatly.

"Well whoopdy fucking doo for you. Now go away!" Sissy shouted, lifting up her head. Her eyes were blood shot, her face was blotchy and red and tears were still streaming down her face. Johnny almost listened to her.

"Can't you fucking hear? I said go away!" Sissy yelled. Johnny just shook his head and sat there, looking everywhere but at her. He heard her crying but still didn't look to her, knowing she'd just snap. After ten minutes of nothing but sobbing Johnny heard her let out deep breaths as she tried to calm her breathing.

"I just get so fucking tired of people only wanting to be with me because of my appearance. I'm more than just this, but it seems that all guys ever fucking see is my boobs or my ass, just the exterior, but they don't even want to take the time to actually get to know me." Sissy managed to whimper out. Johnny finally looked towards her and saw her staring at her knees, her eyes still red and puffy.

"You probably weren't even listening, so why even bother." Sissy growled, not looking up at him.

"I was listening. You're upset because all the guys at school, and all of your previous boyfriends, never really got to know you other than just what you look like." Johnny said simply and flatly. He didn't know what kind of emotion to express with her, seeing as how she was emotionally unstable at the moment.

"I never mentioned my ex's." Sissy said.

"Didn't have to." Johnny said. Johnny scooted over next to her, trying not to touch her in case she were to snap. He had experienced in their childhood that Sissy was quite capable of a powerful right hook, and though he was trained in martial arts, he didn't want to push his luck with a pissed off girl. They sat in silence for a little bit until Sissy rested her head on Johnny's shoulder. Johnny's eyes flicked down to her and she just calmed down and he tried not to let the sadness in her big blue eyes pull at his heart strings. What the fuck is she doing to me? Johnny questioned mentally. He had never been like this with any of his past five girlfriends, so why was it different with Sissy? Sure, he'd had a crush on her for the longest time, but he didn't think his emotions would go this crazy with her.

"I know this might sound odd, but just humor me and hold me for a little bit." Sissy whispered. Johnny nodded and wrapped his arms around her.

"You know we have to go back to school in twenty minutes right?" Johnny chuckled as she scooted closer to him.

"I know." Sissy said as she rested her head on his chest, listening to the sound of his heart. Sissy calmed almost instantly and soon her face began to fade back to its normal porcelain color. The whirring sound of a hovercraft disturbed them and set off alarms for Johnny.

"Sissy my sweet, I have come to make you mine." Eugene called as he jumped from the hovercraft and landed in front of the teens. His jaw dropped.

"What are you doing with my Sissy?" Eugene shouted. Sissy stood and stomped over to Eugene.

"I'm not yours, I never will be yours, so stop fucking referring to me as yours! You disgust me! I belong to no one except myself you asshole!" Sissy yelled before turning around. Just as Johnny stood Eugene grabbed Sissy's shoulder, turned her back around and kissed her. Sissy's eyes bugled and she pushed him away, gagging.

"That was disgusting. Ugh, I think I'm gonna be sick!" Sissy said.

"Really, I thought you should've put in a bit more effort. Shall we try again?" Eugene said, wiggling his eyebrows. Sissy convulsed and covered her mouth as she tried to hold back her vomit. Johnny walked over to her, getting between Eugene and Sissy, and handed Sissy a container of mints.

"I think Renee is the one with tons of mouthwash, but this should help a little." Johnny said as she popped about seven mints and wiped her mouth excessively with a napkin Johnny handed her.

"Sissy, you're going to rub your lips raw if you keep that up." Johnny chuckled. Suddenly, Sissy thought of an idea as the last mint in her mouth dissolved. Eugene tried to get closer, but the two teens always took steps back. Sissy reached up, grabbed the collar of Johnny's shirt and pulled him down into a heated kiss. Johnny's eyes nearly popped out of his skull as she kissed him, her tongue prodding at his lips. Try not to enjoy this. Try not to enjoy this. Try not to enjoy this. Fuck it! Johnny thought as he allowed his eyes to close and granted Sissy entrance. Eugene stared in anger, jealousy and shock as they practically made out right in front of him. When Johnny and Sissy finally had to breathe they broke the kiss.

"Not that I'm complaining, but what was that all about?" Johnny asked his eyes half-lidded.

"I needed to get the taste of him out of my mouth, and while the mints worked, that worked better." Sissy panted. Holy shit, he's gotten better. Maybe that wasn't the best idea in the world, but too late now. Sissy thought before a black van pulled up.

"And here's our ride." Johnny chuckled as they got into the car, leaving an awestruck Eugene behind them.

"So Johnny, we saw that." The African American man said, chuckling lightly. Johnny and Sissy both flushed.

"You're not gonna snitch us out are you?" Sissy asked.

"No." the Caucasian man driving chuckled.

"Oh, Sissy, I'm sorry but the man driving is agent Black and the passenger is agent White." Johnny said pointing to the appropriate men. They pulled up to the school just as the bell rang, making both Johnny and Sissy sprint to their Spanish class. As the lesson went on both teens couldn't really focus on the class and more on the kiss that they had shared. It was miles better than when we first kissed. Fuck! Now what do I do? I've been trying so long to try and keep it under wraps and just ignore it, but I don't know how long that can last. Sissy thought as her heart beat faster just thinking about the way his lips moved against hers and how his tongue completely dominated hers. She shook her head lightly. She looked over to Johnny, seeing him spacing out too.

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I know I like her, I'll admit that much, and I know I'll never hear the end of it from Dukey or my sisters, but that kiss was better than when we first kissed four years ago and better than any of my past girlfriends combined. Shit! Now what? Work will be different, that much is obvious, but I can't ignore her either, that's fucking impossible with those cute blue eyes and that pretty face and…great, now I'm getting all mushy. Johnny mentally growled; his finger's raking through his naturally messy hair. The bell rang for fifth class and the two teens took off, trying not to get squished by the hordes of people in the halls.

After changing and going to the class, almost everyone looked at them oddly. Their friends were the only ones that didn't look at them like they were complete foreigners.

"Would you people stop staring? What, am I now allowed to try and get away from all the drooling morons?" Sissy growled, making half the boys look away.

"Ok kids, sorry girls, but today is skins and shirts basketball. Girls you can either watch or jog. It was in high demand from the boys. Again, I apologize." Mister Mort said. The girls all took a seat while the boys stayed standing.

"Chad, you're captain of the skins, Bumper, you're captain of the shirts. Get to picking. Chad first." Mister Mort said.

"Johnny, get over here." Chad chuckled. Johnny smirked and walked over, peeling off his shirt, revealing his six pack, pecs, and toned torso.

"That would be why half the girls in our class want to date him." Renee said as she saw Sissy's face flush.

"Put your shirt down somewhere." Chad laughed. Johnny walked over to Sissy.

"Hold this for me?" Johnny asked. Sissy nodded and took his shirt before he turned back around and went back over to Chad. Sissy saw the tattoos on his biceps and the one between his shoulder blades and giggled lightly.

"Those fit well." Sissy said to her friends.

"I know right?" Renee giggled. As the teams were picked Sissy couldn't stop herself from gawking at Johnny and how he had changed over the years. Yes, she expected him to grow taller than her, but she didn't expect the muscle tone he had.

"I know you're staring at either his six pack or his pecs, so which is it?" Leslie giggled quietly as Sissy blushed even more.

"Damn we can read you like a book." Megan giggled.

"Shut up." Sissy hissed.

"Psh, like he'd ever go for someone as ugly as you." Janet snorted. Sissy turned to retort just as the game started.

Within the first five minutes of the game it was clear that the skins team was winning, there was a short break and that's when they all noticed Sissy and Janet arguing. They couldn't hear what they were saying but Sissy said the final word and looked back towards the courts while Janet glared daggers at her. Then, all of a sudden, Janet leapt on Sissy and the girls tumbled down the small stands to the gym floor, Janet's fist clutched Sissy's hair and yanked.

"Don't you know skanks go for the hair first bitch?" Sissy growled before elbowing Janet in the gut, making her release Sissy's hair just long enough for Sissy to turn on the ball of her foot and do a roundhouse kick square to her chest. This didn't deter Janet however, she launched herself again at Sissy and the girls tumbled, but this time Sissy expected it and the two girls grappled. Within moments Sissy had Janet pinned and was relentlessly punching her over and over again, breaking her nose and bruising up her face. Renee and Leslie managed to yank Sissy off Janet while two of Janet's friends managed to pull her away, but it was clear in both girls eyes that this is was just round one.

"You fucking psycho bitch!" Janet shouted.

"Stupid cunt!" Sissy retorted.

"Asshole!" Janet shrieked.

"Slut!" Sissy growled. Somehow both girls tore away from their friends and went straight into round two. Sissy was by far a better, more seasoned, fighter, and easily out maneuvered Janet, throwing her to the ground like a tattered ragdoll. Janet however waited till Sissy was close enough to pin her to the ground, straddle her back and attempt to dislocate her arms. Sissy however, brought her feet up and yanked her off, hooking her feet around Janet's neck and yanking her down, flipping her over and kicking her ten feet away.

"Johnny, grab Sissy please. Bumper, get Janet." Mister Mort said, panicked. Johnny nodded as did Bumper and both boys ran over and literally picked up the girls and kept them out of kicking distance from each other. A feral growl peeled out of Sissy's throat, shocking Johnny and anyone near them. Janet glared back, her face all bloody, beaten and bruised.


(A/N):Yes, had to include a cat fight somewhere in this story, it's high school, it happens.


"Johnny, take Sissy to the principal's office. Janet will go once you return." Mister Mort said. Johnny nodded and carried Sissy out of the gym before setting her down, though he still held her shoulders and guided her to the office. He could feel her tight muscles and how they shuddered to relax.

"Who said what to whom to piss each other off?" Johnny asked.

"She started it." Sissy hissed without saying anything more. They got to the office and the principal let Sissy in and told Johnny to stay by the door. He waited and tried to listen in, but the walls and door were too thick to hear anything but just the sound and not the words. Once Sissy was let out they started walking back.

"The verdict?" Johnny asked sarcastically.

"Lunch detention tomorrow." Sissy grumbled.

"That's a relief." Johnny said, making Sissy look at him oddly.

"What, lunch detention is monitored by Mister Evens. After school detention is monitored by Miss Luun." Johnny said.

"I take it you've had both?" Sissy snickered.

"No shit. I've had seven detentions this year because Bumper doesn't fucking know how to let up." Johnny growled.

"Oh." Sissy said.

"Yeah." Johnny mumbled as they walked back into the gym as Janet and Bumper left from the other doors.

"The school must not give a damn about dress code." Sissy said, pointing to Johnny's bare torso.

"I guess Mort gave them a heads up." Johnny said shrugging before turning and walking off.

"This week just keeps getting better and better." Leslie giggled from behind Sissy.

"No kidding." Sissy sighed


So, what did you guys think? Spring break is coming up soon, but I hope to get one more up before then. R&R please.