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Locating the Vampire

No castles and no mass graves… Where to look then? Norrisville was a big place and a to find that one thing in that place gave those looking for it the proverbial needle in the haystack. Such was the locating of the vampire.

Ken merely sat away from a camera, thinking to himself. Where could the vampire have been? Where had the vampires he'd encountered been? A mass grave and a castle… But where had it been exactly in the castle? In a cellar, in a part that people rarely ventured to and that had resulted in an awful mess that all kind of vermin could call a nest… Much like the mass grave! A vampire would make a nest the same place vermin would make theirs… That only brought Ken back to square one. Or did it? He didn't really follow the news so he wouldn't know but he had a feeling that someone would know.

Standing up, Ken walked over to Heidi and tapped her on the shoulder. "Excuse me, honey I mean Heidi. Is there any news about a missing exterminator?"

Heidi was still in shock that Ken had used an informal word of endearment. He had really just accidentally called her "honey." Not sweetheart, not darling, not dear, not dearest, not love. He had accidentally called her honey. "I'm sorry, what?"

"Is there any news of a missing exterminator?"

"Not to my knowledge, angel." That was no accident. Heidi had deliberately called Ken "angel." Ken gave a bit of a smile. He had dreamed of being called that and now he had been. "No, wait, I have! At the McFist mansion."

"Okay then, the Ninja can handle the Vampire." Ken started to walk away.

"What? Why?"

"I'm not setting foot in the house of some evil villain!"

"Hannibal McFist is not an evil villain!"

"In what way is a robotic arm with a brain that has eyes in it the look of a good guy!"

"Oh, this just in! Crazy Ken thinks Hannibal McFist is an evil villain!" said Debbie as she approached. "Also, it is kind of hypocritical in your case! Should someone who looks like you think negatively of someone else's appearance?"

Rolling his eyes, Ken walked out the doorway. He would go to the McFist mansion. He would ask about their exterminator trouble. He would get in. He'd get out. That would be that.