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Phineas's POV

I can't believe he's in the assassin group! We were best friends. Did he know? If so, why didn't he tell me? Wait, more important matters right now! Why does the princess have a profile page in here? She's the last paper. I may have, um, skipped over my own. Just for now though. I'll read it eventually.

Okay, the princess's page basically notFed that he called the assassins. Nothing else considerable though.

Okay, time for my page. I skim past the history portion. This is far too creepy for my taste. Some guy- and his girlfriend apparently- has been watching me and my fellow assassins, taking profiles on us, and plans on destroying us. Okay.

'… is the assassin on the princess case…'

'has been seen socializing with victim…' He knows about that?

'… has brought up a good friendship- and possibly more…'

'… may not kill this time…'

'…good news- he got in a fight with her…'

'probably will carry through…'

Huh. I haven't really thought about whether or not I'd go on with my mission. It'd feel so bad now, but if I don't, I'd be killed. "It's better to die honorably than live like a coward." rang through my head again. I'd love to do that. First of all, I wouldn't have to kill her. Sure. I'd die myself, but I don't think I can bring myself to do it. Also, it would show her how I- feel about her, even if I would be dead. But… no. It's not meant to be. Even if I do sacrifice myself, she'd still have to die. Rule number 2: the one called upon must be killed. Well, one thing could work. If we ran away. That'd be perfect! Not that she would though. She has a family. She has a life. Well actually, she straight out told me she hates her life. I remember every thing she's told me. I haven't been playing her. I haven't! I poured my heart out to her, just has she had to me. Sure, I wasn't completely honest. But you saw where that went! She hates me. She would never go with me now!

Isabella's POV

My maids are now tending to me. With the wedding and whatnot, we're dress fitting. I'm not particularly excited about this, but hey, he's better than- no, I'm not even saying his name. From now on, I call him, "the killer".

Right now, one maid is helping me put the dress on. The others are out right now, doing other work. I think this one's name is- Ginger. Yeah, Ginger.

"Okay, what do you think of this one?" she asked.

I look at it. All the dresses are beautiful. They just don't feel- right. Not as much the dresses as much as the whole wedding. I don't know why, I just feel- out of place.

I nod slightly. "It's nice." I say.

She shakes her head and grabs another one.

"Hey, can I tell you something?" I ask.

She nods. I know she has to listen anyways, but I don't want to feel like I'm forcing her.

"Well, it's a bit- no dramatic's not the word. Maybe, scandalous." I mutter. Okay, now I'm just babbling.

She nods, urging me on.

"Well you see, it all began this one night. I wanted to take a walk in the gardens. But I ventured out to the woods. That's how it all started. …"

Phineas's POV

Okay, I stopped reading my profile after reading, "first assassin to rid of". This is just making me feel sick to my stomach now. Seriously. But now's not the time for breaks. I have to keep reading.

The seventh entry:

"Those were all the profiles. I keep them all. I do hope Phineas kills her. If not, there may be- problems. I'd hate to include myself in the murder. Rather not dirty my own hands. And if I was found out- that'd be trouble. No end of it. My girlfriend became skeptical too. But after I show her he film I picked up of them fighting, I think she'll go along with it. However, if the assassin is too wimpy, I have other means. I have certain- connections.

The eighth entry:

"She must die. If she doesn't, everything will fall. I won't be able to be with my sweetheart for one. Plus, she'll be ruler, instead of-" the passage read.

That's weird, the page was ripped. I turn the page. Empty. I keep going. All empty. Until I reach the last one however.

"Property of-" it says. The last part is a bit smudged. I need to figure this out. But I need more time- and lighting at that. Should I rip it, he'd notice for sure. I'll just take the risky route and take it. The worst that can happen is that he notices. Which is bad, but at least he won't know it's me.

Villain's POV

Does that moron really think that he can hide. First off, there was a noise emanating from the closet. Besides that, I'm able to watch the princess, and about every other inch of the castle, does he honestly think I don't have cameras hooked up in my own headquarters? I decided to humor him though. As soon as I noticed though, I alerted my- friends. They'll be staked out in front. Just waiting for a certain triangle-head to come out. Just waiting. It'll be an unexpected attack, so that gives us the advantage. I doubt he'll survive. But if he does, I'll know.