Weeeeeeeell...this is really weird. For some reason, I decided to write a drabble on the animals if they could talk. This has nothing to do with the plot, and is made up meeting.

Enjoy!

"Why do you smell so weird?"

Claire wasn't able to stop her jaw from going slack, or stopping her eyes from going wide. Owen, Zach and Gray seemed completely baffled in the same way Claire was, albeit somehow more so. Echo was still standing over the fallen redhead, curiously raising what would have been an eyebrow. Delta, Blue and Charlie stood behind their sister, seemingly just as curious. Finally, Echo stepped back slightly, and made a sound resembling a person snickering. "Uh, you're drooling Miss."

Claire suddenly became aware of her chin feeling wet, and broke from her stupified trance to wipe at it. She was still quite shocked though, and blinked hardly. "You're...you're talking..."

"Duh!" Delta chirped from the back, and Blue slapped her on the back of the head for the rude remark. "Ow!"

"But...that's...that's not possible!" Owen wondered aloud, taking a step forward. "How are you girls even...sounding so clear like a human?"

"I dunno." Echo shrugged her shoulders. Amazingly, her jaws and scaly lips moved in accordance with her speech, almost like out of a movie...except, Yknow, more realistic. "Although I theorize that the parrot genes inserted in us had something to do with our speech. Something along those lines."

Claire was helped up by Charlie, who actually produced a friendly grin. Claire tilted her head in confusion."okay...since we all cant be having the same dream...How are you speaking English?"

"Oh, we've snuck to the park's library several times and read every last book." Delta explained casually.

"YOU SNUCK OUT?" Owen practically shreiked. "But...I've watched every security camera on you for months!"

"Well, we're smarter than you think." Blue smirked. "Waaaaaay smarter."

Gray scratched his head. This was a really, really weird day for him...and Zach. "How smart?"

"Smart enough to figure out that it was Claire who ate the sugar cookies Owen brought from the Walmart."

Owen gasped and glared at his girlfriend. "You were the one who ate them?!"

"I'm sorry!" She stammered. "They were so good! I couldn't help myself!"

"You knew he got it from Walmart?" Zach wondered aloud.

"Of coooourse!" Echo waved one her clawed hands dramatically. "We stalk everyone of you each day and watch everything do."

The raptors smiled proudly, while the humans pales. That is until the raptors burst into laughter. "We're just joking!"

The humans sighed.

"We've only done it for two days. We stopped cuz you're so boring!" Delta reassured them, before looking at Claire. "By the way, what's a period?"

Claire turned as red as a tomato and didn't respond with coherent words. Delta sighed. "You don't know either? Oh well, maybe one day we'll both figure it out."

"Okay, to get off the subject of that..." Owen rubbed the back of his head. "Why haven't you guys ever done this before?*

Blue rolled her eyes as if he should know. "Cuz we like toying with your minds. What do you think, man?! Vic Hoskins would've been trying to get to us even more."

"Oh right. I never did like Hoskins..." Claire muttered. "I should fire him."

"You can do that?" The raptors asked simultaneously, their reptilian eyes focused on her.

"If I try hard enough. I'm at a higher position then him anyway."

Before the raptors could further admire her, The sound of giant footsteps directed their attention. The group of eight almost screamed when the Tyrannosaurus of the park suddenly burst from nowhere and stopped in front of them. In its tiny arms was a grey tray but they didn't pay attention to that.

"AAAAAUGH!" Claire screamed dramatically. "ITS THE TREX!"

The predator looked down at her. "Could you perhaps lower your voice? I'm not too old to have to ask you to speak up."

"YOU CAN TALK TOO?!"

"Oh yeah!" Charlie grinned. "We taught her one time to speak English."

"And bake cookies!" The announced, tossing the tray of cookies down to them.

"...my head hurts." Gray murmured, sighing at the array of talking, reading and cooking dinosaurs.

"Well, my stomach hurts." Owen hopped on his nearby motorcycle, before he turned to look at them. "Anyone one want anything from Applebee's? On me?"

Everyone instantly chucked their requests at him.