You folks really liked that last one didn't ya? With the raptors talking and all that...well, I didn't find it funny which is weird cuz I wrote it. Oh well. I hope you find this one funny too. Its kinda some random joke they decided to pull off on the raptors, I guess. And don't worry, I'll get back to the seriousness. I miss it so.
So once again, Enjoy!
Owen ran excitedly into the room where his raptor squad was. They were lounging around a couch, some curled up on it like a dog and other sitting like a bummed out person. Echo was flipping through channels boredly, her claws somehow not piercing the remote. She as well as the others were startled when Owen knocked on the wall thrice.
"Ladies?" He said, almost sounding like a little girl. The raptor squad glanced at each other and then back at Owen.
"Uh,yes?"
Owen did some kind of ballerina dance up to Blue's snout. The raptor intensely frowned as Owen sang:
"Do you wanna catch an I reeeeeeeeeeeex ?" The man peered from behind blue suddenly, gazing at the rest of them. "Come on, we'll hunt all daaaaay!"
Echo backed away from him off the couch slowly and in confusion, but this didn't stop him from appearing behind her. " its killing random people! And dinosaurs! It doesn't think they're preeeeeey!"
"It used be in a paddock...but now its not! I wish you would chase it nooooooow!" He zipped in front of the confused girls. "Do you wanna catch an I reeeeeeeex? And yes it has to be an I reeeeeex..."
"...I thought that Mososaur killed it?" Delta wondered aloud. Owen visibly slouched and began walking away.
"Okay byyyyyye..."
After that severely confusing ordeal, the raptor squad was back to their usual ordeal of being plain bored. That is until Zach appeared next, and with an acoustic guitar. Charlie looked deeply impressed with it, and smiled at him casually. "Hey, that's a pretty good guitar Zach."
Zach made no movement to suggest that he heard that, and simply began singing himself. "Humans are better than raptooors...Blue, don't you think I'm riiight?"
Blue most definitely didn't think he was right, but before she could say anything, he spoke for her...in the tone of a snobbish teenage girl. "Yeah humans can text you, and tweet you and like you...everyone of 'ems cool except Beiber."
The raptors, who were a little confused as to why that last part didn't rhyme, seemed too stunned to speak. "But, Charlie smells better than Delta...Echo, don't you think that's truuuue?"
"Well, she does-"
"I hate Chinese food, and cattle go moo..." Zach grinned, and began to exit. "Ya got me, that light is briiiight! Real briiight...don't let the lions...wriiiiiiiite!"
After his departure, the room was silent and deeply confused. Delta looked over at Echo.
"Do I really smell bad?"
"Phooooones will buzz!" Gray suddenly burst into the room. "Owen doesn't shave his beard because, thatmanhastheideathat-Claire will...Kiss hardeeeeer!"
"Wait, what?"
"I got to see a Tyrannosaur, eat goats and spray some blood!" The younger brother to Zach announced calmly. "Does anyone have the answer to, why pigs like muuuud...?"
"Well, its actually quite simple-"
"And I caaaant wait to be...the student of the weeeeeek!" Zach backtracked to the exit. "When I go back to school again, THIS SUMMEEEEER!...THIS SUMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!"
"...What is wrong with them today?!" Charlie wondered aloud, feeling that she might snap with anymore confusion. The other raptors looked the same as she.
"I have no clue. Maybe its puberty?" Delta shrugged.
"Look on the bright side!" Blue chirped optimistically. "At least it appears to be just the guys doing it! We haven't seen-"
A very familiar woman leaped into the room from the side, a mike in hand and a tank top/ sweatpants in clothing.
"...Claire."
"I won't make aaanother! It wanted to eat me," Claire glared at an empty test tube and tossed it against the wall."Baaaaaaaaaaaaaad- DINAHSOE! DINAHSOOOOE! Theyd make terrible peeeeeeets! LET IT GOOOO! LET IT GOOO!"
"I think its all in my heeeeead..."Claire strutted in place in front of the TV. "IM AWAAAAAY FROM THE LII-IIIIGHT OF DAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! THAT MAN IS MICHAEL BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
Claire struck a weird smile. "And I don't even care anywaaay..."
"OKAY STOP!" Blue schreeched the whole thing to a stop. "Someone's gonna have a scar in a very bad place if they don't tell me what's going on!"
"ITS JUST A JOKE!" Claire squeaked, flinching from the raptor. "DON'T CUT ME THERE!"
"That'd be nasty..." Owen murmured, while he and the other two came out. "And yeah, it's a joke."
"Why are they all about Frozen...and why do they make no sense?"
"It was Gray's Idea." Zach muttered, and earned an elbow from his brother.
"...okay, that's weird. Even for Gray." Charlie tapped her chin. "But you guys forgot something..."
"Liiike...?"
The raptor squad simultaneously inhaled.
"BLOOD IS AN OPEN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!"
Theyre hurting my ears!
Anyways, I just wanted to say that I did have a chapter planned based on Zara young surviving the Mososaur attack, but I already a whole story working with that at the moment. Buuuut, maybe the next chapter will be about Claire's thoughts over her assistant's death. I dunno yet. But do keep reading and reviewing, you happy readers you!
