"I'm going to blow you up!"
"I'd like to see you try!"
"Just watch me!"
"Fine then! Blow me up!"
Clint ducked swiftly out of the way as the Nerf Gun bullet narrowly missed his head.
"I almost got you!" Tony yelled as he shot more of the orange bullets at Clint, who dodged each one easily.
"Honestly Tony, you suck at this." Clint laughed, but stopped as he felt another bullet collide with the back of his head. Turning round, he saw Pepper grinned broadly and supporting her own gun, before running off down one of the isles.
"You'll pay for that one!" Clint roared as he charged after Pepper, dropping his own gun as Tony ran behind him shooting him in the back of the head as he went.
Clint caught up with Pepper and grabbed her around the middle, pulling her into the air as she shrieked and half laughed, Tony dived on the floor and began clinging to Clint's leg. Still carrying Pepper, Clint made his was from outside the row of books, dragging Tony behind him as he still clung on to his leg.
"Ouch. Ouch."
"Tony, if it hurts, let go." Clint sighed as he turned round to see Tony lying on his stomach as Clint pulled him along, his t-shirt had come up and it was obvious he was getting carpet burn. Tony smirked.
"Never."
"Suit yourself." Clint shrugged. He drew level with the door and smiled sheepishly as he spotted Natasha grinning in the doorway with her hands on her hips.
"Having fun?" She asked, more to Clint though as Tony and Pepper nodded and beamed.
"Yeah. You ought to try it sometime." He suggested, and Natasha raised an eyebrow. Clint placed Pepper on the floor and managed to shake Tony off, who was still grinning like a deranged person.
"I think we should get a Chinese and put on a film. What do you think?" Natasha asked, and Clint nodded.
"Can we watch The Princess Diaries?" Pepper asked excitedly, bouncing up and down on the balls of her feet.
"No. I'm not watching anything that girly." Tony said, crossing his arms and looking seriously at Pepper.
"Fine then, what do you say we watch?" She retorted, also folding her arms. Natasha and Clint grinned at each other.
"Something with explosions!"
"But I want something with princesses!"
"I want something with fighting!"
"I want-"
"That's enough!" Natasha said sternly, and they all walked from the library.
After another heated discussion on what film to watch, and a very difficult task of trying to get Tony to order something that wasn't the entire menu, they settled down to watch Natasha and Clint's film choice. Shrek.
Bruce and Thor also joined them, Tony decided he wanted to sit next to Bruce, and was poking him before the DVD was put in. Pepper meanwhile decided she wanted to sit in between Natasha and Clint, and snuggled up to Clint as he wrapped his arm around her. Tony soon got bored of Bruce. Something was nagging at the back of his mind that if he annoyed him enough, something big and green would happen, but apparently it wasn't working. So instead he decided to pester Thor, sitting on his shoulders for the majority of the movie.
They were well into the movie now. Tony was pointing out how he thought Natasha was Fiona, and that had to mean that Clint was Shrek. But then the TV changed.
"Hey!" Tony and Pepper yelled in unison as the screen flickered into fuzziness, white and black sparks flying across the screen. Bruce stood up and started to tamper with it.
"Jarvis, what's up with the TV?" Bruce asked, calling to the AI.
"It appears to be working normally Dr Banner." Bruce raised an eyebrow.
"But it's all crackly."
"The TV is currently depicting the seen of Shrek asking for a swamp rat." Jarvis replied. Bruce carried on fiddling.
"I need a poo." Tony said, alerting everyone to his current predicament. Thor hurriedly picked him up and pulled him off his shoulders. Tony smirked slightly.
"You know where it is?" Clint asked, and Tony nodded before walking briskly over to the toilet and shutting the door behind him.
He didn't scream as he saw the person standing by the sink.
"I'll give you ten reasons why this is a bad idea." Loftus said, as he and Loki pulled up in a cab not far from the towering building that was Stark Tower.
"Loftus, no one cares." Loki said as he thrust over some money to the taxi driver, not caring whether it was the right amount or not.
"I care. You're dragging this out. We could easily have gotten out of this by now." Loftus whispered as they avoided people's feet.
"What's life without a little adventure?" Loki teased.
"An easy life." Loftus replied frowning and the back of Loki's head.
Loki turned around quickly making Loftus jump. He grinned.
"Have you ever read Harry Potter?" He smirked. Loftus nodded. "Good. Now watch this." Loftus watched on as Loki averted his attention to another figure across the street.
The man began to walk over, swiftly dodging cars as he walked across.
"I believe it's referred to as the Imperius Curse?" Loki asked, as the man drew level with them. Loki cleared his throat before speaking. "Hello."
"Hi." Steve replied casually.
Loftus's jaw dropped.
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