Hey ya'll. today I have something a little different. its a story is told thought texts. I've done something like this before with Amy and Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory, and I thought it would be cool to try it with this fandom. Enjoy.
Let's have dinner-IA
Full-SH
Impossible, how can a person be full if they've never eaten-IA
I had someone cook me dinner-SH
John's a great cook-IA
So is Molly. I do wonder where you've tasted John's cooking. I've never had the pleasure-SH
That little pathologist can cook. Who would have known ?-IA
Moriarty-SH
Oh. So we're a sloppy seconds man-IA
No, he wouldn't have dared-SH
Aggressive. I love it-IA
You may love it but you can't have it-SH
Why not. I've been the other woman on many occasion. Assuming you've tied the knot with this lady?-IA
I have- SH
Are there children involved?- IA
Why would you care-SH
Curiosity. It's a perfectly human thing- IA
3-SH
Oooh. Someone's been busy-IA
That information is private-SH
Since when have you been a stickler for privacy-IA
Since it's more than just me on the line-SH
I see- IA
Do your children have ridiculous names like your brother or do they have lovely names like yours-IA
Your attempt at flattery doesn't work for me-SH
Let me guess you first child is a girl and you named he after your mother-IA
Incorrect my first child is a boy named Wellington- SH
Hmm strange I didn't know a person could give birth to a food. Molly must be so proud of herself-IA
My son isn't a main course-SH
Can I call him Wellie - IA
No- SH
Spoil sport-IA
Let me guess your next baby is Worcestershire- IA
No. It's Remington-IA
Ooh I didn't know you where a rifle fan. I wish I would've known that earlier-IA
It's a family name. Remington Holmes had two uncles named Sherlock and Mycroft in Victorian times- SH
Your family has a knack for names-IA
Do really want to be married Sherlock. Your destined for so much more than a wife and kids. What about Moriarty? He is still breathing and gunning for you. Nothing will stop him-IA
My family doesn't interfere with my work-SH
I though you where married to you work-IA
I am-SH
You found a loophole- IA
There are no loopholes-SH
Lets see Molly is a pathologist which is part of your job. Your married to your job. Which means your married to Molly. Also by that logic your married to John, Moriarty, even me?-IA
I'm certainly not married to you-SH
Aren't we rude-IA
My license says I'm married to Molly Hooper not Moriarty, not John, not you- SH
This girl must be an animal under the sheets- IA
What makes you say that-IA
The way you defend her so readily. You've never said a bad thing about her or even succumbed to my addvances-IA
I love her-SH
That's it. Nothing more. You put up with children and fights just because you love her-IA
That's what you do- SH
Wow I'm getting a lecture on love from Sherlock Holmes and I think I just saw a pig fly by-IA
What ever you see out your window doesn't effect me-SH
Do you know why I texted you-IA
To ask me if I wanted dinner-SH
Which I don't-SH
Read between the lines. I wanted to see if you had changed-IA
Have I-SH
Yes. Your still loyal to those who will put up with you. Tell me would you jump off a building for her-IA
If it wasn't for her I wouldn't have survived falling off that building the first time-SH
I see-IA
I'm in trouble please help-IA
Where are you-SH
America. I'm in a maternity ward-IA
What are you doing in a maternity ward-SH
Make a deduction-IA
Your about to give birth-SH
Already happened-IA
I'm scared, her dad isn't here-IA
Who is her dad-SH
It's not you if that's what your asking. It's one of Moriarty's men. We fell in love you could say. Got married with Moriarty's devine permission and ran away-IA
I didn't ask if it was my baby. I've never had "relations" with you. Also where is your husband-SH
He patched things up with Moriarty and he's on a job-IA
I'm sorry-SH
Give Molly my best-IA
*Thanks for reading.*