*Chapter 10: Halloween*
Fall was coming to a close in Inaba and it was once again time for Halloween, Junes bringing in the American holiday and going bigger and better than before. The place was decorated top to bottom in holiday related items and the store was holding a big celebration with huge deals. The group sat once again in the Junes food courts. Yu and Yosuke had gotten a brilliant idea together and decided to try to grow mustaches over the past couple weeks after seeing a few celebrities start to grow some, and needless to say they looked absolutely horrendous.
"I really wish you would shave that horrible mustache off," Yukiko said to Yosuke, "It looks terrible and it feels gross to kiss you." Yosuke's mustache had come in somewhat thicker than the average pencil mustache, but it was almost blonde and the whiskers all different lengths making it look uneven.
"You say that now, but in a few months they'll be full and luxurious!" He proudly declared taking a sip of his soda, wiping away the liquid that got caught on his upper lip.
"Mine looks better than Yosuke's, right Chie?" Yu asked. His mustache had barely come in and was as silver as his hair, so it was almost invisible sharp stubble on his upper lip.
"Can you please just shave?" Chie pleaded, "They're so gross and kissing you is like kissing a cactus."
"I can't believe you two, they're not that bad," Yosuke tried to explain.
"Fine if you won't shave than neither will I," Yukiko said. Yu and Yosuke went pale as Chie agreed with Yukiko about not shaving as well
"I enjoy not shaving my legs," Chie said, "I won't really be able to wear skirts anymore, but it keeps my legs a lot warmer in the winter."
"Gross," Kanji said, "Just shave them you guys, they really do look awful."
"I've gotta ask Yosuke, what's June's planning with Halloween this year?" Naoto asked looking at the decorated food court, "This seems rather extravagant."
"A huge party with games and dancing and food and sale," Yosuke said, "There's also going to be a costume contest."
"You guys getting dressed up as anything," Rise asked the group, "I mean, Yu and Yosuke are obviously going as 13 year olds who haven't learned to shave yet." the group laughed as the two felt bad about their attempts at facial hair.
"If you must know, I haven't decided yet," Yosuke said, "But, I know that Yukiko should go as some sexy, like a nurse or cat."
"A sexy cat?" Yukiko said, "Do they even make costumes like that?"
"They make sexy costumes of anything," Yu said, "I saw a sexy ninja... I think it'd look good on Chie. In fact, let's go buy our costumes right now." The eight got up and went into the costume section at Junes, looking through all the outfits.
"Sexy nurse...sexy police officer... sexy ninja!" Yu said pulling it out for Chie.
"I'm not wearing that; I might as well go topless!" Chie exclaimed, "Rise, look how low cut this is!" Rise walked out of the nearby changing room, dressed as a sexy maid. The guys all drooled as she spun around showing off her body.
"Hello, can I serve you master?" Rise laughed.
"Those legs go on for days!" Yosuke whistled as Yukiko scolded him shortly after.
"Beary sexy," Teddie said, "but not as sexy as me!" Teddie burst out of the changing room as well, showing off his sexy maid outfit, the guys all groaning and looking away in disgust.
"Wow," Yukiko purred as Teddie showed his costume off.
"Oh, so it's okay when YOU do it!" Yosuke said at Yukiko.
"Teddie, that's a girl's costume," Kanji said, "Just wear your bear outfit, it's so much easier for you."
"Actually, I have a better idea," Chie said, "We'll go as these sexy costumes if you go along with us in the same costume!"
"No!" Yosuke shouted, "I...Damn it! I don't wanna wear a dress again!"
"It's not a dress," Yukiko said, "It's a professional medical worker's outfit… with leg nettings."
"Well it looks like you guys are in for a fun night," Kanji laughed.
"I don't know why you're laughing," Naoto said, "Your going as a sexy police officer with me."
"Every freaking time!" Kanji yelled.
*Halloween night*
"Showtime," Yu groaned to himself as he and Chie entered Junes. The two were dressed in a sexy ninja outfit, the costume skin tight on both of them with a deep v cut in the front. Yu felt embarrassed, but even more when he saw Yosuke and Yukiko.
The sexy nurse was basically a tight white mesh shirt with a short, short skirt with leggings and high heels; it looked amazing on Yukiko, but Yosuke not so much. The four met up, getting various stares from the people who passed by. They were eventually met up by Kanji and Naoto in their sexy police outfits. The two basically were busting out of their shirts with Naoto's big chest and Kanji just being large in general.
"I really hope that's not what I have to wear as a police officer," Chie laughed trying to break the tension, "Oh look it's Rise and Teddie."
"Hey guys!" Rise said, "Wow... you guys look amazing! I think you'd two look better if you shaved those mustaches off."
"I just wanna die," Yosuke groaned, "My dad is going to kill me when he sees me dressed like this." A group of Junes' employees were already looking and laughing at Yosuke.
"It's not that bad," Kanji said, "I think I look good!"
"Big Bro!" he heard a familiar voice ring out again and looked over to see Nanako running over, a stunned and disgusted Dojima following behind her slowly still taking in what he was seeing, "What are you suppose to be?"
"A ninja," he said as Dojima came over and pulled Nanako aside.
"I don't even wanna ask," Dojima groaned, "Just... what the hell?"
"Long story," Yosuke groaned.
"Why can't you kids just be normal kids?" Dojima asked, "It's always cross dressing with you guys and inordinate levels of nudity."
"I don't know," Yu said, "It just feels...right." The group all looked at Yu weirdly as he smirked.
"Oh, by the way I signed us up for the costume contest!" Rise said.
"GREAT!" Yosuke yelled sarcastically, "As if the humiliation of wearing this in public wasn't enough, now I gotta show it off."
"Have a fun night," Dojima said as Nanako was still chowing down on all the candy she got, "Nanako! I told you that's enough candy for tonight, you're gonna get a stomach ache!" The two walked off as the eight went off as well to explore Junes.
"Anyone wanna bob for apples?" Yosuke asked as they arrived at a big tank surround by several students.
"Hey Naoto," one of the guys walked up to her, Yosuke recognizing him as the same guy who held the group date café, and who happened to be the same guy he punched in the face back at the summer festival. He had been a major asshole to the group for no apparent reason and it was starting to get on Yosuke's nerves. "I bet you 5000 yen you can't get an apple from the tank," he waved the money in her face.
"5000 yen?!" Naoto exclaimed, "It's not even that hard of a game." she quickly ran over and bent down to get one of the apples, all the guys quickly going to the other side to watch her. She came up with an apple in her mouth, her entire top soaked in water, especially her chest.
"See!" she excitedly said after popping the apple out of her mouth and showed it to the group, realizing she had been tricked.
"I guess that outfit really doesn't have much room for a bra," the guys all laughed as Naoto covered her chest with her arms and ran behind Kanji.
"Get bent," he said as he threw the student into the tank and grabbed the money from his hand.
"Damn it Kanji I had my cell phone and shit in here!" the student yelled as he came up for air.
"Here," he handed the money to her, "Let's go get you dried off," the two walking away as Kanji continued to shield Naoto from people. The six continued to walk around, facing various harassment and looks as they participated in games. The eight eventually met up again near the stage where the costume contest was being held.
"I don't wanna do this," Yosuke said.
"Let's just get this over with," Kanji groaned as they got ready to head on stage.
"Next, we have eight students from the local high school dressed in several seductive outfits and ready for a night out on the town!" the crowd cheering and booing as the girls and guys respectively came out to the stage, "Oh my god, they're guys," the mc said surprised into the microphone Yosuke could see his dad in the far back putting his face in his hands from embarrassment, "Uh… WOW! Don't they look… different!"
"Could this get any worse?" Yu sighed as he looked over and saw the student from before holding a hose he and his friends had hooked up, "... shit" Before anyone could react, the eight were soaked and thrown off the stage by a hose with completely ice cold water.
*In the private bathroom a few minutes later*
"Assholes," Chie said as the group had locked the eight in the nearby private bathroom. They were all completely naked, drying themselves off with the nearby hand dryer at trying to dry their costumes as well.
"Why didn't we bring spare clothes?" Yosuke asked, "I'm freaking freezing in here."
"I can tell," Yu laughed.
"Speak for yourself!" Chie laughed, "Oh wait, it's normally like that."
"Shut up! I just sprayed with ice cold water! Excuse my body for acting as it normally does under those circumstances," Yu said, "Are we just going to sit here naked and defeated?"
"Well, hopefully not naked much longer," Kanji said as he was trying his best to dry his shirt off, "Do you have a plan or something?"
"I do indeed," Yu said, "That jerk and his friends have been a huge pain for us since the summer festival with the group date cafe and the bobbing for apples and now this, I say we take the fight to them."
"And what is your plan?" Chie said, "You wanna spray them with a hose too?"
"Nope," Yu said, "Yosuke explain."
"So, the reason it's called trick-or-treat is because you either trick or treat people," Yosuke explained, "I figure some tricks on those guys would put them in their place."
"Tricks?" Chie asked.
"Meet me by Aiya's in a couple of hours after we leave," Yosuke said as he and Yu had big smiles on their faces.
*A Couple of Hours later*
The eight met up with Yosuke who had a big pile of eggs, toilet paper, silly string, and spray paint.
"What is all this?" Kanji asked, "Are we going to vandalize their houses?"
"Absolutely," Yosuke said as he was tossing supplies to his friends.
"This is highly illegal," Naoto said, "If we get caught this is not going to end well."
"Okay, then let's not do this," Yosuke said, "Let's just let those guys who tried to see your boobs get away with it, I'm sure they won't bother you again!"
Naoto smiled, "Alright, let's do this," she squealed, "I feel so naughty doing this, like I need spanking!" She looked at Kanji with lust in her eyes.
"Really?" Kanji looked at her.
"Come on!" Yosuke said as he and the rest of the group quickly ran off to the first of the three houses Yosuke had planned out to hit. They eventually arrived, quickly pummeling it with eggs and toilet paper and sill string before running off.
"Oh god, this is so exciting," Yukiko laughed, "I feel so amazing, getting revenge on these jerks!" They eventually arrived at the second house, quickly doing the same before some lights turned on.
"Bail!" Kanji yelled as the group ran off. Someone came outside to see who it was, yelling into the darkness as they laughed at him. They eventually arrived at the final house, the house of the man who was the 'mastermind' behind all those schemes at the group.
"Okay, here's where I break out the big guns," Yosuke said as he took out the case of eggs he was holding onto, "These eggs are rotten to the core. Yu, go up and spray paint something on his garage door."
Yu quickly snuck up and shook the can, quickly writing something out as the group dumped all the rest of their supplies on the final house before a light turned on and the kid ran out of the house.
"What the hell are you doing?" he shouted at them.
"Getting revenge for all your bullshit!" Kanji started throwing eggs at him, but he quickly dodged them and charged at Kanji, tackling him to the ground. He put Kanji in a headlock as Yosuke tried to wrestle him away, but was quickly pinned down.
"Got you now you little shit!" he scowled, "I'll call the cops on you guys!"
"Screw you," Yosuke said.
"Maybe I'll screw your girlfriend Yukiko," he joked. Yukiko got mad and walked up to him and slapped him on the head, "Ouch!" he sarcastically laughed, "Little Yukiko hurt me with her slap! Boo-hoo!"
"Shut up!" Yukiko shouted at him.
"Make me," he continued to pin Yosuke down and made kissy faces towards Yukiko. A fire lit in Yukiko's eyes at that moment, she couldn't explain it, but she had enough of this kid's bullshit. She clenched her fist and cocked it back, everything slowing down as she began to charge her fist forward. The entire group watched as Yukiko somehow managed to punch the guy directly in the face, sending him toppling backwards.
"Holy shit!" Chie said in shock over Yukiko's anger.
"OWWWW!" Yukiko yelled as she began to hop around and hold her fist in pain, "Holy mother of god that hurts! My hand is on fire!" Yosuke got up to comfort Yukiko as the rest of the group watched the kid roll around in pain on the ground, his nose bloodied and crying.
"Is… he crying?" Kanji said, "It was Yukiko! It couldn't have hurt that bad."
"Mommy!" the kid cried out, "I want my mommy!" the group all watched as an 18 year old kid cried out for his mom in pain.
"Yukiko," Rise said, "What the hell was that?" Yukiko got steamed again somehow, watching the kid rolling around in the grass and cry. She ran over to him and picked him up with her good hand, cocking her other hand back for another punch.
"Listen here, no more of your bullying!" Yukiko growled, "I don't know what you have against us or what we did to you, but no more of this!"
"Yes m'am," he cried, "No more!"
"Good," she smiled and threw him down, "Now go cry to your mommy and daddy you big baby!" He continued to cry as he ran off, the group all afraid of Yukiko who immediately calmed down and returned to her happy normal self and started giggling.
"Yukiko… what the hell," Yosuke said.
"Sorry, I lost it back there," Yukiko said, "I just was tired of that guy and he needed a taste of his own medicine… I didn't go too far did I?"
"No!" Yosuke said, "That was so… HOT! I just wanna ravage you right now in front of everyone!" Yosuke quickly grabbed Yukiko and the two began passionately kissing and fondling each other until Naoto tore them apart.
"Let's not," Naoto said as she kept Yosuke held back. The eight ran away from the house, eventually arriving back at the Dojima household, laughing as they all went inside. Dojima and Nanako were asleep, the eight hanging out in the living room while drinking some coffee.
"I feel amazing!" Chie laughed, "Tonight was so much fun, we should do it again!"
"It was beary dangerous," Teddie said, "But we managed to take down all the targets. The bearfect crime!"
"I'll admit, it went off easier than I thought," Yu said, "Halloween is pretty fun, especially the trick part."
"Well the treats are even better," Kanji said as he was eating some of Nanako's candy on the table.
"Kanji, that's Nanako's!" Naoto yelled, "Don't eat a little kids candy, that's horrible!" Kanji frowned and went over and sat by Naoto.
"I just wanted a treat," Kanji said.
"Well, how about w go back to your place and have some then," Naoto purred.
"A little treat at my place does sound pretty good," Yukiko looked at Yosuke.
"Yes, let's all go home and have sex," Teddie said to Rise, the group shaking their heads as the subtlety was completely lost of Teddie. The group eventually left, heading their own way before leaving Chie and Yu alone in the living room.
"Is your uncle going to care if I spend the night here?" Chie asked, "Last time he was pretty steamed about the whole thing."
"I don't know," Yu said, "We're just going to have to be really quiet, and make sure Nanako is asleep in her bed before we do anything." The two giggled before they slowly crept up the stairs.
"Wait, there's one thing we need to do!" Chie whispered.
"What?" Yu asked.
"Shave that mustache," Chie said as she dragged him into the bathroom.
*A couple weeks later at school*
Midterms were coming up yet again, Yu wasn't particularly worried about them and Chie was as always. However, something had completely caught Yu of guard. Yosuke somehow was becoming smarter and smarter, almost as if he was actually learning things from school. He was answering questions on his own and even answering them of his own free will, Yu was suspicious it wasn't even Yosuke at all. Class ended after another day of this and Chie, Yu, Yosuke, and Yukiko met up on the roof to talk.
"Yosuke, you are on fire with school recently," Chie exclaimed, "What's your secret?"
"Yukiko and I have been having some private study lessons," Yosuke said, "and needless to say they are VERY effective!" Yukiko gave Yosuke a slight punch in the arm as he gave Yu a huge wink.
"Private lessons," Chie said, "Is that supposed to imply what I think it implies? Or are you actually studying?"
"It can imply whatever you want it to imply," Yosuke said, "Maybe Yu should give you some private lessons as well!" The four talked for a little while longer before Chie and Yukiko left for home, leaving Yu and Yosuke behind.
"Okay, now that we're alone, tell me," Yu asked, "What entails private lessons?"
"Some sweet sensual rewards," Yosuke said, "It's like, we study and quiz each other and reward each other with a little fun; it's amazing!"
"Wow!" Yu laughed, "Who knew Yukiko was into something like that."
"Dude, she is insane when it comes to stuff like that," Yosuke said, "She's into all kinds of role play and weird stuff like that. I mean, it's not like really weird, but its fun and I enjoy it too! Yukiko and I have so much fun with each other and stuff. Man, I am so lucky to have a girlfriend like her."
"Okay, you gotta tell me," Yu said, "Some of these...fantasies."
"I mean, there's like teacher and his naughty student and the knight saving the princess and nurse and her patient," Yosuke said, "It's all really fun, you gotta try stuff like that with Chie, I bet she'd love it. Pretend to be a character or something from Trial of The Dragon."
"Sounds like fun," Yu laughed again, "Next thing you'll be telling me that you pretend to be me and Chie or something weird like that." Yu's smile slowly went away from his face as he saw Yosuke get really nervous.
"Wait... no!" Yu said, "You pretend to be me and Chie during sex, that's messed up!"
"Well, it's not like we don't pretend to be Naoto and Kanji or Teddie and Rise," Yosuke defended, "Or like Mr. Kashiwaga and King Moron!"
"That's even more messed up," Yu said, "King Moron? Gross!"
"Dude, don't judge me till you try it," Yosuke said as Yu ran off in a hurry.
*Later that night in Chie's room*
Yu had snuck in through the window, making sure not to disturb Chie's parents unless he wanted another punch to the face. The two were studying together in Chie's room, trying to bust their way through some math. Chie was struggling as usual; math was never here strong point.
"Ugh, screw Calculus, "Chie yelled slamming the book shut, "I'm never gonna use this anyways, cops don't need Calculus!"
"Well, have fun not graduating," Yu laughed as Chie put her head down, "Hey, I have an idea." Yu cracked a grin as Chie looked over at him, "Well it's not my idea, more so Yosuke's."
"Let me guess, I should go 'study' like Yosuke and Yukiko," Chie groaned, "It ain't happening, we need to actually study."
"What? No, did Yukiko even tell you what they do?" Yu said, "They quiz each other and reward right answers by...well, you know."
"Really?" Chie asked, "Of course that explains why Yosuke is so smart now, he has an actual reason to study."
"You wanna give it a try?" Yu asked, "Could be fun?"
Chie let out a sigh, "Sure, why not, what do you want me to quiz to on?"
"We'll quiz each other on...History."
"Alright, what was the year before 1 AC?"
"0 AC," Chie said.
"No, it's 1 BC," Yu said, "I guess that means we get... nothing." The two sat there while Chie looked for something to quiz him on.
"Okay, what year did World War II end?" Chie asked
"1945," Yu said, "That one was easy." Chie came over to him.
"What do you want me to do?" Chie asked.
"Kiss me," he growled as Chie planted a kiss on his lips. The two went back and forth for some time, quizzing and kissing each other, slowly stripping down before ending up in bed together. After a couple of hours they had blown through almost all of Japanese History.
"Yosuke is a genius," Chie gasped, "Why the hell didn't we think of this?"
"Probably because you don't like to think about studying," Yu laughed, "Besides, Yosuke's perverted like that, and he's dating a really smart girl so it all works out for him in the end."
"Are you saying I'm dumb?" Chie looked at him angrily.
"What? No!" Yu tried to backtrack, "I'm just saying that she is smarter than the average person, not that you aren't smart!"
"Just shut up," Chie said, "I know what you're trying to say, I was being sarcastic. So, what else did Yosuke tell you about his private lessons?"
"Well, there is this one thing, but I really shouldn't say," Yu blushed, "It's really weird and it's only going to make you freak out at Yosuke about it."
"What? Is he like sneaking into our rooms with Yukiko?" Chie said, "Because that'd be crossing the line."
"No, it's more that he and Yukiko like to...pretend," Yu tried to explain.
"You mean like role play?" Chie said, "Why is that weird, unless they are pretending to be something weird."
"Well... they like to do all kinds of stuff and I joked about him and Yukiko pretending to be people they know and he kinda let it slip they do," Yu said looking at Chie.
"That's weird," Chie's eyes widened as she realized what he was saying, "Are they pretending to be us when they have sex! That's so disgusting! God!"
"He told me they also pretend to be Naoto and Kanji and Rise and Teddie," Yu said, "He also said to try role play with you cause it is super hot."
"I could see how that could kinda be fun, but those two are now crossing into the territory of really weird and gross," Chie was stuttering and appeared to be getting angry, "I'm gonna kick the crap outta Yosuke tomorrow."
"No, don't do that. Actually, I was wondering if we could try being them," Yu suggested, "Maybe he's onto something. He was right about the studying thing."
"No!" Chie said, "That's so weird Yu."
"It doesn't change the fact those two have pretended to be us," Yu explained, "You know we're not going to be able to stop thinking about it until we try it."
Chie sighed again, getting out of bed and going into her closet, pulling out a red coat identical to Yukiko's. "Okay, so I'm going to go get dressed and come in and pretend to be Yukiko and you do, uh, whatever you need to do to pretend you're Yosuke."
"Why do you have a coat like Yukiko's?" Yu asked.
"It was a gift; she has one like mine… oh god Yosuke's probably done things to that coat!" Chie shivered in disgust.
Chie quickly gathered her clothes and left, Yu getting out of bed and getting dressed in his school clothes.
"Okay, Yosuke...Yosuke...I'm Yosuke," he said as he looked around the room and quickly grabbed a pair of headphones Chie had on her desk and put them on his neck. "Headphones... I think that's it to be honest," he said to himself as he sat down in Chie's beanbag chair. He heard the door slightly knock.
"Uh...come in," he said pretending to be Yosuke.
"Oh hi Yosuke," Chie said trying to sound like Yukiko, "Are you ready to...uh...make love to me? You know, your girlfriend Yukiko Amagi, that's me. My best friend is Chie Satonaka, and I'm not Chie, I'm Yukiko."
"Totally," Yu said trying to maintain composure as Chie approached him and the two started to kiss, "I've been lifting boxes all day at Junes, where I work, and need some sex. Ohhhhh...Yuki," Yu moaned.
"You taste so good Yosuke," Chie muttered as they began to take their clothes off.
"You wanna try role playing as our best friends, Chie and Yu," Yu said.
"Wait…what?" Chie asked out of character.
"Well that's what they do so it makes sense in terms of the character," Yu said.
"Just stick to the regular fantasy," Chie rolled her eyes before getting back into character, "Now please do stuff to me Yosuke my boyfriend!"
The two awkwardly pretended to be the other person as the continued there love making session, ending rather shortly, "I just got out of the kimono I work in at The Amagi Inn, that's my family inn I work at, I wear a kimono!" The two continued to make love in their fake personas until it finally ended, awkwardly lying in bed.
"That's not for us," Chie said to Yu in her normal voice.
"Yep," he said looking at Chie, "Totally weird."
"You wanna try 'studying' again?" Yu asked.
"Sure," Chie smiled.
"First up, Calculus," Yu said as Chie moaned.
*A couple weeks later*
Chie and Yu continued their private lessons all the way through midterms, Chie really picking up on the information and Yu couldn't help but love it himself. Midterms came and went, seeming like a breeze to Yu, but all he could think about during the test was Chie. Each question reminded him of a dirty memory and he felt awkward being so turned on during the test. The four sat in class during lunch, enjoying each other's conversations when someone announced the scores were posted. The four quickly ran downstairs to see the listings. Yu looked at the top of the list, in shock over what he saw. Number One: Yosuke Hanamura, Number Two: Yukiko Amagi, Number Three: Chie Satonaka, and Number 4: Yu Narukami's. First, it was the lowest Yu had score in a while, but by all means was it not a bad score, but to be beaten by Yosuke and Chie was something that he couldn't believe.
"Oh hell yeah!" Yosuke shouted, "Read it and weep, I'm number one! Boom!" Yosuke danced around the hall as the other students were just as amazed as Yu was.
"Are these scores even correct?" one student asked, "Maybe it's listed with the lowest at the top!"
"Jealous?" Chie asked as she almost felt like breaking out dancing herself, it was the highest she ever scored.
"Congratulations Chie, you two must've studied really hard," Yukiko said to her.
"Well, we should thank Yosuke for telling Yu about your study ideas," Chie laughed as Yukiko blushed, "You gotta tell me though, what does Yosuke really like you to do to him that motivates him to study so hard?"
"My feet," Yukiko said, "He likes my feet, like a lot."
"He's a foot guy?" Yu said, "He told me he liked role playing."
"Well that too," Yukiko blushed, "But he could play with my feet for hours, and it's actually really nice. He massages them and gives me pedicures and paints my nails," Chie and Yu were completely disgusted, but accepted it anyways. Yosuke was dancing on the stairs now, completely ecstatic about his score. The three watched happily as Yosuke danced around the school completely happy.