*Chapter 12: Winter Fun*
"Hello?" Yu said as he picked up his phone, still half asleep in his room, "Who is it?"
"It's your dad," he heard a familiar gravelly voice ring over the phone.
"Yeah?" he asked, "What is it?"
"Is that anyways to talk to your father?" he scolded Yu.
"No," he groaned, "I'm sorry."
"Good, now I wanted to let you know an exciting opportunity has come up for you and your girlfriend," Yu's dad said, "I know this guy, he owns this huge cabin in the mountains near Inaba, he uses it for the nearby skiing resort, we've been doing some business and he gave me and your mother permission to use it over the week as a gift, but I'm busy and your mother is too, so I figured you two could use it."
"How big are we talking?" Yu asked.
"Five bedrooms, the place is a literal mansion, it's stocked with food and has a hot tub outside on the deck, and I figure you two could use some time alone together," Yu's dad said to him.
"Thanks dad," Yu said, "I really don't know what to say."
"Just be responsible," his father said, "And if you wreck that mansion I'm going to stick my foot so far up your ass you'll need the best team of surgeons in Inaba to remove it."
"Love you too dad," Yu said hanging up the phone; he got outta bed, deciding to meet up with the gang at Junes.
*Junes*
"I got a call from my dad today," Yu told the group, "You are never going to believe what he just offered me."
"What? A car?" Chie said taking a bite of steak, "Like brand spanking new top of the line sports car? And the car has a flaming red with a big dragon on the side that is fighting another dragon the breaths ice!"she began to fling her arms around like wings.
"No," Yu smiled as Chie was imitating a dragon's roar, "Get this, he knows this guy and he apparently has this huge mansion not that far from here for skiing and he offered my dad time for him and my mom to use it, but they are busy so he offered to have me use it for the weekend."
"A mansion?" Yosuke gasped, "Like, a mansion mansion?"
"Exactly," Yu said, "Chie, do you wanna go together? Take a romantic vacation into the remote mountains," Yu purred towards her.
"Totally! Let's all go!" Chie said to the group as Yu's dreams were broken.
"Wow, a romantic cast away in the mountains," Rise laughed, "Sounds like the perfect honeymoon for me and Teddie."
"Don't you have to get married to have a honeymoon?" Yosuke asked.
"Well, yeah, but we'll be getting married this summer," Rise said, "My parents are so excited and I've been called nonstop by agents and newspapers to try to get an interview with me and Teddie."
"You going to do any of them?" Yukiko asked.
"Nope," Rise laughed, "We're going to have a nice quiet wedding here in Inaba and then we'll return to the stage in a couple years after I'm done with high school. We're looking at all the things we need to get as we speak."
"Hey, why don't we invite Nanako along?" Chie told Yu, "I bet she'd love to go skiing with us."
"You really wanna invite Nanako?" Yu asked, "I thought it'd just be me and Chie, maybe a nice romantic dip in the hot tub alone..."
"You'll always be able to do stuff like that, but Nanako won't get the opportunity to visit a big mansion and go skiing with all of us," said Chie, "Come on Yu."
"Okay, sounds fine," Yu said with a smile, but a broken heart, "We all can go together."
*A few days later*
The eight had decided to drive up in the morning, all piling into Dojima's car as the searched for the mansion with the directions Yu's father had given him. Yukiko and Chie had to sit on Yu and Yosuke's lap and buckle together while Nanako got the honor of sitting in the front. The other seats were taken by the rest of the group who had everyone's bags on their laps.
"Why does Nanako get the front seat?" Yosuke complained.
"Because she's my daughter and this is my car," Dojima retorted back.
"Wanna sing a driving song? I learned a driving song!" Teddie squealed.
"Sure Ted," Kanji said.
"This is the song that never ends, never ends, never ends This is the song that never ends and this is how it goes! This is the song that never ends, never ends…" Teddie began to drone on.
"Wow, that is annoying!" Yukiko covered her ears, "Just stop Teddie." Teddie let out a sad sigh as he stopped singing and silence filled the car.
"I have to use the bathroom," Naoto told Dojima, "Can we stop?"
"We just left 10 minutes ago!" Dojima said, "I told you all to go before we left."
"I didn't have to go then, but now I do," Naoto told him.
"This is going to be a long trip," Dojima said to himself with a sigh, "Let's just listen to some music." He switched on the radio and some rock began to play.
"OH! I love this song!" Yosuke yelled and began singing, "Turn up! The radio! I NEED THE MUSIC! GIVE ME SOME MORE!" Dojima quickly shut the radio off to shut Yosuke up. Yosuke pouted as he placed his hands on Yukiko's chest, Yukiko kept pushing them away as Yosuke continued to feel her up.
"Can you not do that in front of us!" Chie said, "Yu's showing some restraint!"
"Except his hands have been down your pants the entire car ride," Yosuke pointed out as Chie looked down.
"What… it's warm!" Yu said as Chie pull them out and used Yu's own hands to slap him as the others laughed.
"Let's play I-spy!" Nanako looked back at Yu, "Come on big bro!"
"Okay, you go first," Yu smiled.
"I spy… with my little eye… something red," Nanako said.
"It's that red billboard," Yu said.
"Right!" Nanako smiled.
"I spy, with my little eye," Yu looked around, "Something green!"
"Green?" Yosuke rolled his eyes, "Gee, wonder what that is?"
"Chie's coat!" Nanako said.
"Correct," Yu said as they continued on with the game for some time until Dojima pulled into a nearby gas station. The group all fell out of the car as Dojima began to fill the car. Naoto ran off to the bathroom while the rest followed into the gas station.
"Yu, go pay with my card," he handed Yu his check card, "If you want a snack or drink, feel free to get it."
"Thanks," Yu smiled as he went into the gas station. Inside, Chie and Yukiko both were messing around with some magazines while Teddie, Kanji, Yosuke, and Rise were all looking around the store in general. Nanako was watching the hot dog display rotate.
"Oh thank god," Naoto came out, "I thought I was gonna get a bladder infection if I didn't go soon."
"Yu…" Yosuke waved Yu over to the back, "Dojima gave you his card right?"
"Right," Yu said.
"Listen… I need… condoms," he whispered the last word.
"What?" Yu asked.
"I didn't bring any besides the couple in my wallet," he pulled his wallet out to show, "Can you buy some really quick."
"No! I'm not buying condoms with my uncle's money," Yu looked around, "Use your own money."
"I can't man, what if Dojima sees me buying them," Yosuke said.
"What if he sees you? What if he sees me buying them with his own money! Nanako is with us, show some restraint Yosuke," Yu talked him down as Yosuke gave up in defeat. Yu and the group got a couple snacks and drinks and paid for that in the gas, piling back into the car.
"Chie you can sit on my lap this time," Yosuke smiled, "Yukiko can sit on Yu's."
"Uh, no," Chie said.
"It's not that big of a deal Chie," Yukiko said climbing onto Yu's lap and buckling in.
"Yosuke, you better not try anything funny," Chie said angrily as she got on Yosuke's lap. Dojima looking back at the four in his rearview mirror at the weird display of comfort those four had with each other's bodies. They continued on their way for a few more minutes.
"How much longer?" Teddie asked.
"A couple hours," Dojima said, "This place is pretty far away."
"I thought you said it was near Inaba?" Chie asked.
"My dad's definition of 'near' is a little different since he travels around a lot," Yu laughed.
"Bumpy road ahead!" Kanji said as they looked at a sign warning them of the road ahead. The group was tossed around in the back for a few minutes as the road got very bumpy.
"What the hell did they do to this road!" Naoto shook around, "It's all uneven."
"Swear!" Nanako corrected her. Eventually the road calmed down as Yosuke and Yu had the complete look of bliss all over their faces for getting tossed around with Yukiko and Chie.
"YOSUKE!" Chie shouted out, "ARE YOU…"
"Uhh," Yosuke smiled as Chie glared at him, "Sorry, It's a natural reaction in a situation like that, I'm sure Yu has one right now too."
"What in the actual hell," Dojima said to himself quietly.
"I have to pee," Teddie said.
"We literally just came from the gas station!" Dojima yelled back him.
"I didn't have to pee then, but I do now," Teddie said as Dojima let out another load groan.
"Yosuke! You dropped this in the gas station," Nanako reached into her pocket and pulled out a small red square package and held it up for everyone to see, "What is it?"
"Gimme that!" Dojima grabbed it away from Nanako and quickly threw it out the window.
"DUDE!" Yosuke got mad, "I was going to use that, I mean, not on the trip here, but eventually!"
"I really really have to pee!" Teddie began rocking around.
"Then go in this bottle," Kanji quickly downed the last of the juice he had gotten and handed the bottle to Teddie.
"No! Ted don't you dare… OH MY GOD HE'S PEEING!" Naoto looked away, along with everyone else, from Teddie as he relieved himself.
"Ahhhhhhh, much bearter," he sighed, "What do I do with this?" he held the bottle up for all to see.
"Ted, hold crap dude!" Kanji looked away, "Put a lid on it, it smells like… urine." Teddie screwed the lid on and held onto the bottle still, shaking it around.
"Don't play with it!" Yu was on the verge of vomiting, "Gimme that." He grabbed the bottle and threw it out the window. The cap came loose and urine splashed all over the back window of the car.
"There's piss all over my car now!" Dojima yelled at Yu.
"Swear," Nanako said.
"I really wish you didn't do that cause I gotta pee now," Yosuke said.
"Just please make it stop," Dojima began to try to clam himself down and get through the road trip in peace. After what seemed like an eternity to Dojima, they eventually found their way, arriving at a large wooden mansion in the mountains.
"Holy shit," Yosuke said quietly so Nanako wouldn't hear, "This place is huge, who the heck decided to let your dad use this place?"
"My dad has friends in high places I guess," Yu said as they all began to get out, Nanako and Dojima getting out last and amazed at the size of the place.
"Is this really where you are staying?" Dojima asked amazed.
"Let's find out," Yu said as he went up to the door, pulling out his phone and typing in the code to unlock the house that his dad had texted him. The light turned green, a loud unlocking sound ringing out. The group all entered, inside was a huge den.
"Holy!" Dojima gasped looking around, "This place is huge!"
"I know," Yu said, "Thank you dad."
"Nanako, you be good with big bro this weekend," Dojima said putting her bags down, "And please stay out of trouble you guys."
"Got it, you can count on us," Chie said giving thumbs up, Dojima turning around and heading out to the car and eventually leaving. The nine all sat around, watching the huge plasma television located above the fireplace.
"Look at that view!" Naoto ran out onto the deck. The mountains were pure white and there wasn't anyone in their sight. It was truly beautiful looking at the forests and blue sky in the distance.
"You wanna go skiing soon?" Yu asked Nanako, "The slopes are just a short walk away."
"Okay!" she said as she got up along with the others, getting re-dressed in their snow suits and heading out with Nanako to the ski resort. The place was amazing, all of them talking and having fun, especially Nanako.
"You can ski Nanako, right?" Yu asked her.
"A little, but I'm kinda scared of the bigger hills," she confessed.
"That's okay, we can spend some time skiing with you on the little hills," Chie said, "I'm sure Big Bro will be willing to help you, right?"
"Let's go together," he said as they arrived at the hills, the group going inside and getting their equipment on and ready to ski. Yu and Nanako came out holding hands, Nanako skiing awkwardly towards the little kid's hill.
"Big Bro, will you go with me up the hill?" Nanako said; she was clearly very scared. Yu took her hand, leading her up to the top of the hill with the little rope machine that took them up. The two reached the top, Nanako still pretty scared.
"Ready?" Yu asked Nanako who was still scared. Yu pushed them forward a little bit, leading her slowly down the hill as the group watched the two of them slowly approach the bottom safe and sound. "See, not so bad?"
"Yeah," she smiled, "Can we go again?"
"Sure," Yu said as the group moved together back up the hill.
"Can I try by myself?"Nanako said as the group all stood at the top of the hill.
"Go right ahead Nanako," Yu said, "We'll be right behind you if you need us." Nanako took off, slowly heading down the hill at first, but then gaining a lot of speed. She took a big tumble near the bottom, rolling around for a little bit before starting to cry.
"Nanako!" Yu said as he and the group quickly skied down to her, "Are you okay?"
"I hurt my arm," she cried.
"Can you move it?" Yu asked. Nanako moved it, everything appearing to be fine, nothing broken or sprained. "It's okay; you wanna head back to the house?"
"No!" Nanako said wiping tears away from her face, "I still wanna play with you big bro. Please don't make me go home."
"Don't worry, we still will," Yu said as he helped Nanako up, the group taking her along as they continued to ski.
*Later*
Nanako had gotten pretty good at skiing, she was going down the hill all on her own, rarely wiping out. She was also going along with the group on the bigger hills, skiing down slowly or from a height closer to the bottom.
"Woo!" Rise yelled as she and Teddie quickly flew full speed down the hill they were currently on.
"Wow, look at those two go," Yukiko laughed, "Yosuke?" She looked over seeing Yosuke snowboard flawlessly backwards and performing beautiful flips, much to everyone's surprise.
"Yu, man, you gotta try this," Yosuke said as he quickly spun around near the bottom, "It's a freaking adrenaline rush!" Yu turned around, quickly skiing backwards down the hill, but tumbling down the rest of the way.
"Ow!" he let out a painful cry.
"You okay?" Chie said as she snowboarded over to Yu who was lying face down in the snow.
"I'm fine," he sighed as he got up, "Just, ow."
"Yosuke has gotten so smooth lately," Chie said blushing slightly as Yosuke was snowboarding around Yukiko, "I don't what it is; he's almost a completely different person."
"It's Yukiko, he needed an honest woman in his life to whip him into shape," Yu said, "Yosuke always wanted a hot girlfriend and he finally got one."
"Hot?" Chie yelled, "Are you hot for Yukiko?" Before Yu could answer Chie gave Yu a series of slaps as he tried to explain what he said as Naoto and Kanji skiing by as they watched the two fighting. The group had a wonderful time skiing the rest of the day before heading back to the house. They took off their snow clothes and started a fire in the fireplace, turning on some television and enjoying some coco they made.
"Did you have fun Nanako?" Chie asked Nanako as she sipped on her drink.
"Yeah, can we go skiing again tomorrow?" Nanako asked.
"Totally," Yukiko said, "We'll have a lot of fun." Nanako smiled before taking another sip and letting out a huge yawn and closing her eyes.
"Somebody is ready for bed," Yu said getting up and picking up Nanako, hers heavily closed as she put her drink down.
"I'm not ready for bed time, I wanna play some more," she muttered as Yu carried out of the room to her bed.
"Yu is so good with her," Yukiko said, "I bet he'll make a great dad someday."
"It's a little early to be thinking about stuff like that!" Chie panicked.
"Well it's true," Yukiko said, "I bet Yosuke and Kanji and Teddie are going make great dads as well," the group all awkwardly looking around from Yukiko's statement. Yu returned and sat down next to Chie.
"Where's Teddie and Rise?" Yu asked, "They've been gone for quite some time now."
"I don't know, they wanted to explore this place a little more," Naoto said as she took another sip.
"We are right here," Rise said as she yelled down the stairs, the two quickly coming down the stairs and returning to the group.
"This place is beary big," Teddie said, "There is a billiard's room upstairs and everything, and a bar."
"There's also the hot tub outside," Yu said, "And Nanako is passed out asleep..." Yu got up, unbuttoning his shirt and tossing it aside.
"Yu, you couldn't possible mean what I think you mean," Yosuke smiled as he too started taking his shirt off, "That tub can barely fit four people. How do you POSSIBLY expect all of us to fit in there?"
"Well, there's always our laps," Yu said as he unbuckled his pants.
"If you two wanna sit in each other's laps, that's fine," Chie said, "But I'm really not in the mood for that right now."
"Come on," Kanji as teased the girls, "Doesn't that hot water sound nice?"
"Aren't you three overplaying your bounds?" Naoto said, "You guys expect us to get naked with you at the snap of a finger."
"It's not like we really have anything to hide from each other," Yu said.
"Yu, I'm not in the mood for this right now," Chie said, "So go skinny dipping in the hot tub with Yosuke and Kanji, but we aren't joining you."
*A few minutes later*
"How did I end up here?" Chie groaned as Yu began to massage her back letting out a soft moan, "Oh yeah, that!"
The eight all sat naked in the hot tub, the girls sitting on the laps of their respective boyfriends who were giving them back rubs. They had their cups of coco sitting on the edge of the tub. The hot tub was built into the patio, the thrill of being naked outside really exciting to all of them as the cold air met their warms bodies in the boiling water.
"Ahhh," Rise said, "That really hits the spot."
"How did you guys get so good at this, eeeek," Yukiko let out a small squeak of pleasure as Yosuke moved his hands down to her lumbar.
"We know what you ladies like," Yosuke said as he moved his hands down to her thighs, Yukiko started laughing and shaking around as Yosuke tickled her.
"Stop!" she giggled out
"Pass me my coco Kanji?" Naoto said as she shifted around in his lap.
"Sure," he groaned from Naoto moving around and passed the coco.
"You think anybody can see us?" Yu asked looking around. There were no ski slopes or houses near enough for people to see, but Yu felt like the shadows were watching him.
"I highly doubt it," Chie said as she snuggled closer to Yu, "Let's just enjoy this moment."
"Big bro?" they all heard a small voice come from the doorway, looking over in horror to the sight on Nanako standing there.
"Nanako!" Yu panicked, "What are you doing out of bed?"
"I had a bad dream," she said, "What are you guys doing?"
"We…are…" Yu tried to find the right words.
"Bathing!" Yosuke jumped in, "Just taking a nice friendly bath here, see?" He dunked Yukiko under the water, pulling her up and washing her hair, "Go back to bed."
"But I'm scared," Nanako said as she walked over to Yu who was holding Chie, "EEK! What's that?" she pointed down towards Yu's lap, the color disappearing from everyone's faces.
"Nanako, go to bed, I'll be there in a minute to tuck you in, okay," Yu said as he tried to hide his shame from Nanako.
"Can I take a bath too?" Nanako smiled as she quickly began to undress as all the guys quickly looked away.
"Go to bed Nanako!" Yu cried as she put her clothes back on and ran off.
"Well tub time is over," Yosuke said standing up, tossing Yukiko outside the tub. The group dried off and got dressed, Yu heading off to the room where Nanako was staying. She had a huge master bedroom all to herself, much to her displeasure.
"I'm scared," Nanako said.
"Of what?" Yu asked.
"Monsters, they're under the bed and in the closets," she cried out.
"There are no monsters," Yu said going over to the closet opening it up, "See?"
"I don't wanna sleep in here alone; can I sleep with you tonight?" Nanako said crying, "I'm scared big bro."
Yu grunted, realizing this idea of a romantic getaway was becoming less and less romantic by the second and more like babysitting. Yu picked Nanako up; taking her into the room he and Chie were staying in. Chie was seductively lying on the bed in her underwear, waiting for Yu.
"Nanako? What are you doing here?" Chie asked as she covered herself.
"I'm scared and wanna sleep with big bro tonight," she rubbed her eyes and climbing into bed, "Are you staying here too?"
"I…sure Nanako," Chie said as Yu climbed into bed with her. The three sat there in silence, Nanako still somewhat scared as she yawned and curled up between the two.
"Are you two going to have sex?" Nanako looked at the two as they both looked at each other in horror.
"No!" Yu said, "Just, don't talk about those things! It's inappropriate."
"I'm sorry," she softly said as she let out a big yawn.
"Goodnight Nanako," Chie told her.
"Goodnight mommy," she said as she drifted off to sleep.
"Mommy?" Yu smiled.
"Shut up," Chie blushed, "I'm no parent. I can barely take care of a fish let alone a child." The two sat there in silence, hearing some giggling come from the bedroom next to theirs.
"That tickles Yosuke," Yukiko cried out, "OH! Keep doing that!"
"Please tell me you have headphones or something," Chie looked over at Yu who was staring at the ceiling.
"Nope," Yu said as the moaning intensified.
"Yukiko!" a strained Yosuke cried out, much to the pain of Chie and Yu.
*The Next Morning*
The group all sat at the breakfast table enjoying breakfast, Nanako still sleeping in bed.
"So, can we talk about the elephant in the room?" Kanji said, "We're all thinking about it."
"You mean Yosuke and Yukiko being as loud as possible last night?" Yu said, "At least your room wasn't right next to his, I can still hear that bed creaking and slamming into the wall," Yu shivered, "As well as Yosuke's cries of pleasure! 'Oh Yuki, you taste soooo good!'" They continued eating breakfast they had whipped up when Yosuke walked in wearing nothing but his boxers.
"I slept like a baby," Yosuke marched into the kitchen proudly, "Man; those beds are softer than a cloud!" Yosuke reached into the fridge grabbing the bottle of orange juice and drinking it straight from the carton.
"Don't drink straight from the bottle like an animal," Chie said, "Other people want that orange juice too."
"Hey Yosuke," Yukiko came into the kitchen wearing a robe she had found, "How's my big guy doing this morning?" she gave him a kiss and took the carton herself taking a few quick swigs.
"Wonderful, you two are practically made for each other," Chie groaned. Yukiko walked out of the kitchen, Yosuke still drinking from the carton.
"I hope the two of us weren't too loud last night," Yosuke laughed, "We gotta a little crazy, but we tried to keep it on the down low."
"If that was what you say quiet, then you need to get your ears examined," Chie yelled, "I had to keep my hands over Nanako's ears the entire night!"
"I think those headphones have damaged his hearing," Kanji remarked.
"Well, I'll try better to be quiet," said Yosuke, "But me and Yukiko are going to stick around here for a little while longer." He turned around rummaging around in the fridge pulling out a big bottle of chocolate sauce and some whip cream, the group just staring at him.
"I'm gonna have me a Yukiko sundae for breakfast," he ran off smiling.
"Why is she even with him?" Naoto asked, "I mean he's not that bad looking and kinda a charmer now, but he's so perverted!"
"Well based off everything I've seen so far I think Yukiko is a little perverted too," Yu said getting up, "Kid's probably eating her chocolate covered foot right now." The group all lost their appetite at the thought.
*Later that day*
The group, minus Yosuke and Yukiko still, arrived back at the house after another day of skiing. Yosuke and Yukiko never called or answered when they called them, figuring they either went off on their own way or stayed back at the house. They stood outside as Yu typed in the pass code to the house.
"Hello?" Yu shouted as he entered the door, his voice completely masked by the incredibly loud moans of Yosuke and Yukiko coming from the other side of the house. Chie grabbed Nanako's head, covering her ears as expletives began pouring out of the house from a euphoric Yukiko and Yosuke.
"Holy crap!" Rise yelled as she covered her own ears, "Make them stop!"
"Yosuke sounds like he's dying!" Kanji said as he walked away from the house.
"Yosuke!" Yu yelled as he walked into the house, "Yosuke!" Yu went up the stairs, the sounds only getting louder and louder. He arrived outside the door to the bedroom, knocking on the door, "YOSUKE!" The sounds stopped, followed by Yosuke opening the door slightly to poke his head out.
"Are you guys back already?" Yosuke yelled, "A little warning could've been helpful!"
"We texted you all day, have you two been here the entire time?" Yu asked.
"Can…can you give us like fifteen more minutes?" Yosuke pleaded, "Just go get a snack or something man, I'm gonna get blue balls!"
"Well too bad," Yu said as Yosuke hung his head, "Just come downstairs and hang out with us, you've had all day to get all of this stuff out of your system." Yu turned around as Yosuke shut the door. He walked back downstairs, the group sitting around the den getting comfortable.
"So…" Kanji said, "How's Yosuke?"
"He's doing fine," Yu said, "He and Yukiko will be down in a little bit."
"Yo! We're here," Yosuke said as he jumped down the stairs, still putting on his shirt and zipping up his pants. "What's going on?"
"Yosuke!" Chie blushed, "Are you wearing Yukiko's underpants!" The group all looked as they saw the lacy top of a pair of pink underpants just peeking out of the top of Yosuke's pants.
"What?" Yosuke laughed, "They're comfortable! Yukiko's wearing mine!" he pointed out as Yukiko came down the stairs, her hair a complete mess.
"I'm so thirsty," Yukiko said, "Can you get me a soda Yosuke?"
"How about some nice hot coco?" Yu sarcastically said, "I bet you two could use some nice hot beverages."
"Well, we're outta whip cream… and marshmallows," Yosuke said as he came out of the kitchen with a soda, tossing it to Yukiko who downed the entire thing in record time. Yukiko and Yosuke went down and sat down on the couch, both still red from working out.
"You guys got any plans for the night?" Yosuke asked.
"No, we we're just gonna chill here," Kanji said.
"Cool…cool," Yosuke said, "I'm gonna go use the bathroom." Yosuke got up and left qickly.
"Hey Nanako, cover your ears," Rise said to which Nanako complied and covered her ears, "Yukiko, I gotta ask, what the hell is Yosuke doing to you up there, I thought I was gonna lose my hearing you two were so loud."
"Rise!" Yu said looking at Nanako who was humming softly to herself, "Not in front of Nanako."
"She can't hear," Rise told Yu, "Spill it!"
"He's a machine!" Yukiko slyly looked around at the group, "He can do things with his tongue and hands that, UGH! Kid knows how to use every part of his body." she shivered with glee, "That freaking tongue of his."
"His… tongue?" Rise asked.
"Okay that's enough," Yu said as Yosuke came back. Rise was still very curious what Yosuke was doing with his tongue. She got up and hurried into the kitchen and threw together a few ice cream cones and brought them into the living room.
"Ice cream?" Kanji asked, "In the middle of winter?"
"Here Yosuke, dig in," Rise handed one to him, "All you guys too."
"Why are you giving us ice cream?" Yosuke asked.
"I figured out special guys deserve a special treat," Rise laughed nervously as Yosuke simply gave her a queer look.
"Alright," Yosuke smiled and began licking the ice cream.
"It's beary good," Teddie began to mow his down. Rise, along with Naoto and Chie began to watch Yosuke lick his cone. He was very gentle with it, starting off with little licks that just brazed it with the tip of his tongue, he wiggled his tongue around gentle, just piercing the surface of the ice cream and leaving a small indentation.
"Wow," Naoto stuttered out and blushed at the intricate moves of Yosuke's tongue as they eventually turned their attention towards the other guys. Most of them had pretty much finished the cones, taking big bites rather than licks and appeared to be focuses more on getting it done as fast as possible rather than taking their sweet time.
"You guys are eating it all wrong!" Rise shouted at them, "Eat it like Yosuke."
"It's ice cream! You can eat it however you like!" Kanji yelled back, "Yosuke's being a pansy about it taking his sweet time."
"Maybe he just enjoys taking his time," Chie said, "You should take your time, just softly lick the ice cream. Look how Yosuke does it." Yosuke was now dragging his tongue along the sides and making full smooth motions around the circumference.
"Who cares?" Yosuke said as he took a big bite of his cone, "You girls are acting so weird lately."
"I hate you all so much," Chie sighed.
*Later That Night*
"Yosuke man, what the hell are you doing to Yukiko?" Kanji asked, the four guys all hanging out in the billiards room, playing some pool.
Yosuke laughed, "I just know her body up and down, not much else to say."
"I want details," Kanji said, "She was so loud when we came home; you sounded like a pair of dying animals."
"I just use my mouth a lot, I'm really good at it," Yosuke grinned.
"There's a surprise, Yosuke knows how to run his mouth," Yu laughed, "Now I assume when you use your mouth, it's on her feet because we've heard… things."
"As well as other places," said Yosuke, "Trust me, it's the way to any girls heart is using your mouth."
"Sounds beary amazing, I like kissing Rise with my mouth" Teddie said as he accidentally spilled some chips he was eating out of a bowl onto the pool table, "Oops," he said as he began to eat them.
"I wouldn't be eating off that table, especially that spot," Yosuke laughed. Kanji and Yu yelled in disgust as they stepped away from the tables.
"Seriously?" Yu said, "We've been touching that table for the past hour."
"Come on, it's not that bad," Yosuke said, "I wouldn't go into our bedroom though, place is disgusting right now. It smells like a pool locker room right now, chlorine and sweat," Kanji almost gagged from both the idea that Yosuke put in his head and the fact that Teddie was still eating the chips off the pool table.
*Elsewhere*
"You guys see the way Yosuke ate that ice cream? That's the move!" Yukiko said to the four girls who were sitting in the hot tub in their swimsuits, she made a motion with her tongue.
"Like, he just kinda, does," Chie tried to make the same motion, but failed, "Man, that's tough, I wish Yu knew how to do that, or would do it."
"He doesn't?" Yukiko asked.
"No, he's…bland, to be honest," Chie said, "I'd like to try some stuff like that, but It's normal just the same two positions until it's over."
"Try something new then!" Rise said, "Communicate! Right Naoto?"
"Indeed," Naoto said, "That's pretty much relationships 101. I actually do this thing with Kanji that he likes so much, but I don't think you could do it Chie."
"Why not?" Chie said.
"Because you lack the… size," Naoto said as she grabbed her own chest, "Rise could do it, maybe Yukiko, but you're flat so it isn't happening."
"That's not true," Chie said as she pushed her chest together to try to make them bigger, "See, I can, argh, I can be bigger."
"Sorry Chie, it probably won't work," Rise said, "But that still doesn't mean you can't do stuff, what other things do you and Yosuke do Yukiko?"
"Well I know role play is a big thing for you two," Chie groaned, "To an insanely weird degree."
"It's not that weird," Yukiko defended, "its normal behavior that lots of adults do. Adds a lot of spice to the relationship."
"It is when you pretend to be people you know!" Chie yelled.
"You pretend to be people you know," Rise said, "Okay, now I admit that's weird! Who exactly do you pretend to be?"
"Yu told me about all the fantasies you and Yosuke have," Chie said as Naoto and Rise looked at her in disgust, "Including us."
"You pretend to be us?" Naoto exclaimed, "That's morally disgusting on so many levels!"
"You told me you tried it to Chie!" Yukiko shouted, Naoto and Rise still disgusted by the two.
"Both of you are messed up," Rise yelled, "Who exactly did you pretend to be?"
"Me and Yu just tried to be Yukiko and Yosuke," said Chie, "But you two pretended to be me and Yu and Naoto and Kanji and Teddie and Rise and all that, I bet you pretended to be Adachi too, right?" Yukiko starting to blush.
"Oh my god, what the hell is wrong with you?" Rise yelled as she jumped out of the hot tub, "That's twisted! Yosuke!" Rise ran into the house and up to the billiards room, the others girls quickly running behind her.
"You hear something?" Yosuke said to Yu as the sounds of footprints began stampeding from downstairs.
"You sick pervert," Rise yelled as she entered the four guys messing around.
"What I do?" Yosuke asked, "Is this about the whole thing with Teddie's costume?"
"My Bear Suit?" Teddie got a look of fear in his eyes, "What did you do to it!?" he grabbed Yosuke and demanded an answer.
"So me and Yukiko got inside it and messed around," Yosuke quickly explained, "Thing is like a sauna! How exactly do you stay inside that for so long?"
"You and Yukiko were bear naked in there!" Teddie screamed. The group had never seen Teddie get so worked up over something like this or really even angry, but he quickly ran out of the room and dragged his suit back in, demanding that Yosuke wash it.
"Okay dude, chill out," Yosuke put the suit on the ground, "I apologize. Can we just move on?"
"That's not the issue I wanted to bring up! You can no longer pretend to be Teddie or Kanji or Yu or Adachi or whoever else you and Yukiko pretend to be when having sex," Rise yelled.
"You pretend to be me during sex!?" Kanji freaked out, "What the actual hell dude?"
"So we like a little role play," Yosuke defended, "Big deal."
"It is a big deal!" Kanji said, "How do you even pretend to be me?"
"You get into character," Yosuke said, "Hey, I'm Kanji Tatsumi! I like to sew and I also like to kiss guys cause I'm gay!" he mocked Kanji in a deep voice.
"I don't sound like that!" Kanji threw the pool cue at him, "That's messed up! And I'm not gay dude!"
"Yu's tried it as me and Yukiko," Yosuke deflected.
"What?" Kanji said.
"It was one time and it was horrible," Yu explained, "Yosuke, just agree to stop this stuff and be normal with your sex life."
"We are being normal, we're just very open about things we like to do," Yosuke explained, "I bet if you asked Chie she's dying to try no things."
"No she isn't, right?" Yu looked at her.
"WELL!" Chie sighed, "It wouldn't be so terrible to try something new. I… I wanna… eat ice cream," Chie tried to explain.
"Eat… ice cream?" Yu pondered, "Like eating food in bed? Chie, you know how messy that gets."
"No, I mean to EAT ICE CREAM," Chie tried to put it into Yu's head, "Yukiko loves it when Yosuke eats ice cream with her. Women like it when their men eat… ice cream."
"OH!" Kanji exclaimed as he finally got it, "Ice cream! I get it… it's just sometimes it can be kinda… gross. The ice cream can be… frothy."
"Frothy?" Naoto raised an eyebrow, "It's never forthy, just…" Naoto tried to continue the line of explanation, "Has the consistency of liquid… because of the heat, but ice cream is supposed to be like that. It's a good sign everything is natural."
"I love ice cream!" Teddie jumped in, "I love strawberry and chocolate and mint and," Teddie listed all the flavors he could think of.
"Ted, we aren't talking about ice cream, we're talking about ICE CREAM," Rise tried to point out, "You know… " Teddie and Yu both looked at Rise just as confused since the start of the conversation.
"Enough with food," Yu said, "I don't know what the hell you are talking about and I don't wanna know. This conversation is over." Yu left the room completely oblivious to what Chie was trying to get at.
"What an idiot," Yosuke said, "Man I could go for some ice cream right now."
"Well then why don't I get the ice cream machine started up," Yukiko walked up to Yosuke and seductively put her hand on his chest.
"No, I want an actual ice cream sundae," Yosuke said as he ran out of the room to the kitchen as Yukiko rolled her eyes.
*A month later*
The group was all sitting in June's food court, talking about school and their lives as usual, Rise bringing up ideas she and Teddie had for their wedding as Yukiko approached the group.
"What's wrong Yukiko?" Yosuke said, "You seem sad."
"It's…Yosuke, can we talk privately for a moment," Yukiko said. The two went over to the side.
"What did you wanna talk about?" he asked.
"Well…I'm late," Yukiko stuttered out.
"Well that's okay, you've got work and school, it's okay you're if you're a little late every once and a while to the group, we don't mind," Yosuke smiled.
"No, I mean I'm LATE," she tried to explain to Yosuke, but the subtly was lost on Yosuke. "Remember that ski trip, we decided to have some fun without protection and we took a chance…"
"NO!" Yosuke's eyes widened as he looked around and back at Yukiko's stomach, "That's…" he walked over to the group again, grabbing Yu's soda and drinking the whole thing instantly.
"You okay?" Yu asked the disoriented Yosuke.
"I'm fantastic," he said as he passed out right in front of the group, slamming his head on the table.
*A few minutes later outside of Junes*
"Yosuke!" Yu yelled as Yosuke began to stir, "Come on man wake up! Yosuke started coughing, looking around. He was on the ground, the group surround around him trying to get him to wake up.
"Nobody other than Yukiko gave me mouth to mouth right?" Yosuke laughed, and then started to cry.
"Yosuke, are you okay?" Chie asked, "Why are you crying."
"I screwed up," Yosuke said, "I screwed up me and Yukiko's future."
"What did you do?" Yu said looking at Yukiko.
"I…I think I'm pregnant," Yukiko said as the entire group gasped, "I've been really tired lately and the symptoms are all there…"
"Did you get a test?" Chie asked, "You don't know if it's true, I'll go get some tests from Junes right now!" Chie quickly ran off into Junes as the guys tried to comfort Yosuke.
"I can't be a dad, I just can't," Yosuke groaned, "I'm horrible with kids, I'm only 18, I didn't want kids for a long time, I wanted to be young and see the world. I never got to go sailing on a boat!"
"You don't think I feel that way too?" Yukiko cried, "I can't take care of a kid and work at the inn, this is literally the worst! We never should've had unprotected sex on that ski trip!" Chie quickly ran out with a bag full of tests.
"I didn't know what brand to buy so I bought them all," Chie said giving it to Yukiko, "And here, water, now drink!" she ripped open a huge bottle of water and forced it down Yukiko's mouth. The group walked over to the Amagi inn, sneaking in the back as Yukiko went off to the bathroom to use the tests. The time seemingly passed forever, Yosuke pacing back and forth in his place waiting for some word.
"Do, do you think me and Yukiko could do this?" Yosuke sighed, "I mean, be parents."
"I'm sure you'll make it work," Yu said, "We don't even know if she's really pregnant."
"Her dad is literally going to murder me," Yosuke paced, "What's my dad going to think, he'll kill me too! By the time the kid is our age I won't even be 40! I'll have to get a better job and buy baby stuff and…" Just then the door opened with Yukiko holding a handful of tests.
"All negative," she gave a relieved sigh, followed by a huge cheer from Yosuke.
"Oh thank you god! THANK YOU!" he ran over to Yukiko giving her a huge kiss, the two happily dancing in place over the news.
"Well, did you two learn your lesson at least?" Naoto said.
"Absolutely," Yosuke said, "Wrap it before you tap it!" Yukiko and Yosuke high fiving as the group all hung their heads in embarrassment.
"We are never doing that without protection again," Yukiko laughed, "I don't want to worry about something like that ever again."
*A week later*
"So, is everything back to normal?" Yu looked at Yosuke and Yukiko, "You're still not pregnant."
"Nope, everything happened that should've happened," Yukiko said, "Just some delays in my internal clock."
"Gross," Kanji said as he and the rest of the guys continued to cut into their steaks, "Can we not talk about that. It's really gross that you girls do 'that' and I don't wanna talk about it."
"If you're going to be with us for the long haul, you're probably going to have to deal with it," Naoto said, "You guys are lucky, you don't have to deal with the cramps and moodiness and the OBs."
"OBs?" Yu asked.
"You know, tampons," Chie said as the guys all let out a shout in disgust.
"Don't talk about that Chie!" Yosuke yelled out, "Gross!"
"I'm trying to eat here Chie," Kanji said as he took a bite of steak.
"Oh big deal! Women talk about it all the time with each other! It's like whatever you guys talk about in private," Rise said.
"It's like going to the bathroom, girls do it, but I don't wanna think about them doing it," Yu said as he pushed that image out of his mind too.
"Dude, I lost my appetite," Yosuke pushed his steak away as Chie quickly scooped it up and dug in herself.
"I really shouldn't have ordered this steak rare," Yu looked down at all the blood on his plate as his mind was still stuck on the subject beforehand.
"I'm going to vomit if we keep talking about this," Kanji groaned as he tried to eat, but couldn't force his food down. He pushed his steak away along with Yu, Chie grabbing the new two steaks along with Yosuke's and her original.
"I love steak," Chie sang, "It's a tasty treat that makes me happy! I love steak! Beefsteak! STEAK! It makes me happy, when I ovulate!"
"Come on!" Yu groaned as Chie laughed as she tortured the guys with her dirty talk.
"Onto other subjects, Naoto's getting braces tomorrow," Kanji told them all.
"How exciting," Chie said, "I never had braces, none of us did. I'm sure they'll look great on you Naoto."
"Are they going to be like those big ones with metal bar that goes all the way around your head," Yosuke asked as Yukiko giggled.
"No, that's a really primitive form of braces from the early 20th century," Naoto explained, "They'll be like any other braces."
*The next day*
"Where is she?" Yosuke asked.
"Here she is," Teddie said as Naoto was walking with her mouth closed towards the group.
"Hey Naoto, how'd it go?" Kanji asked as Naoto simply shrugged, keeping her mouth closed, "Show us Naoto! I bet they look really good on you." Naoto shook her head, clearly embarrassed about the whole situation.
"It's good you got braces," Yukiko said, "It's so you don't have problems with your teeth in the future."
"Right, say something!" Rise smiled.
"Okay," Naoto said. As she did, a huge amount of spit came pouring out of her mouth and dibbled down onto her shirt. Her braces were a light blue that covered her teeth, "Sorry, I've been spitting a lot."
"It's okay," Yu said as she wiped the spit away. Naoto took a seat next to Kanji, showing off her braces now to everyone.
"Blue really suits you," Yukiko said.
"Thanks," she spit all over Yukiko, "Sorry!" she continued spitting all over everyone.
"Quit spitting!" Kanji yelled.
"I can't!" Naoto began to cry as more spit came out, "I'm sorry!"
"God stop crying," Yosuke was disgusted with Naoto; "You look like a dog."
"Yosuke!" Chie yelled at him.
"What?" he yelled back.
"She's clearly having a hard time with this change in her life, be sensitive," Chie scolded him as Rise and Yukiko were calming Naoto down, "What if you had to get braces?"
"I've never had a cavity," Yosuke proudly stated.
"Never?" Yu said in shock, "How?"
"I have perfect teeth," Yosuke smiled, "Dental hygiene is my forte! Look at these pearly whites." The group sat once again and enjoyed what little time they had left together.