Hello party people it's Owl Lady again. It's once again time for another Sherlolly story. I'm sorry I haven't put anything up in a while, but I recently got addicted to The It Crowd and I had to watch everything. I also got addicted to Klaine from Glee, but that is a tale for another time. ENJOY
"Today was a really interesting day at the morgue" said Molly. Molly was sitting on the couch with her legs folded under her. Sherlock ignored her even though he was sitting in the nearby chair. He was researching an important detail for a case.
"This 49 year old woman OD on some heroine, but she didn't die from the over dose. Can you guess how she died" Molly said trying to get his attention. Sherlock continued to ignore her.
"She drowned in her own saliva. Isn't that so interesting" Molly excitedly told him. He payed no attention to her and continued to look up whatever the heck he was looking up.
"What are you looking up. Is it for a case" Molly asked. She sat there waiting for her Sherlock to reply, but he never did.
"Sherlock answer me and don't tell me your in your mind palace because I can tell the difference between that and you just blowing me off" she said. Sherlock still continued. Molly hatched a plan. Molly lowered her voice to the range in which she sounded most man like and tried again.
"Mr. Holmes, I regret to inform you that your girlfriend is dead. She did leave a note though, she said she killed her self so you would finally notice her" Molly said in her disguised voice. Without looking up, or moving at all for that matter, Sherlock spoke.
"Just stuff her in a body bag and I be there when I'm finished" he said. Molly was appalled.
"SHERLOCK" Molly shockingly yelled.
"Yay Molly your alive" Sherlock said in a sarcastic monotone voice.
"Sherlock just look away from that screen for 5 seconds will you" Molly asked. Sherlock didn't obey.
"You haven't talked to me in a week Sherlock" said Molly.
"False, I just talked to you moments ago" he said.
"I mean really talk to me. You can't just cut people off" she said.
"I do if to John all the time" he said.
"He isn't your girlfriend" she said. Sherlock groaned and leaned his head back.
"What will it take to get you to leave me alone" he asked.
"First of all that's a really crappy thing to say to me. Secondly... I think a kiss will do" she said. Sherlock was taken aback. He was getting better at the whole "relationship" thing, but he wasn't perfect.
"How about not" he said.
"Then I'm going to tell you about this red headed dwarf that came in today" she said. She was about to begin her rant when Sherlock slammed his computer close.
"FINE" he said. He got up and walked over to Molly, who was waiting in antici...pation. Sherlock bent down over her and kissed her on her cheek, the walked to his room.
"Holy fricken crap, YOU JUST JIPPED ME" she said. She ran down the hall into Sherlock's room and burst through the door. Sherlock was caught off guard and almost dropped his computer.
"Sherlock, your not supposed to half ass a full ass job" she said.
"I have important matters to attend to Molly" he said. Sherlock went over to his desk and reopened his computer so Molly couldn't see the screen.
"Why are you hiding your screen" Molly asked.
"No reason" Sherlock said obliviously. Molly got frustrated and tried to peek at it, but Sherlock was to quick.
"What's so important that you can't show me Sherlock" she asked.
"It's a matter of life and death Molly" he said.
"Who am I going to tell. Between you and St. Bart's I don't have much of a life" she said.
"The knowledge of this information could kill you Molly, and I don't think you can do your own coronary" He stated. Molly let his comment slide and quickly grabbed for his laptop. This time Sherlock wasn't fast enough and Molly obtained the laptop. Molly quickly ran out of the room and once she was in the kitchen she looked at the screen. Sherlock appeared seconds later, but he was to late, Molly had already seen it. He was looking up the effects of Nutella on an elderly seizure patient.
"How is this going to kill me" she asked. Sherlock grabbed the computer.
"It just is" he said. Then he stormed back into his room.
ONE WEEK LATER
*buzz buzz*
Molly was awoken at 12:00 am by the sound of her phone going off. She groggily reached for her phone and looked at the message.
Happy Birthday-SH
Molly was confused. Why would Sherlock text her a happy birthday message.
Who are you and what have you done to Sherlock Holmes-MH
I am Sherlock. I just wanted to be this first person to wish you a happy birthday-SH
That was actually very nice of him, Molly though. This wasn't like him at all, but she wasn't complaining. Molly quickly replied AWW and went back to sleep.
LATER THAT SAME DAY.
"Sherlock what is this" Molly yelled out into the flat. On Sherlock's countertop was a small square black box with a purple ribbon tied around it. Sherlock didn't reply to Molly. Molly examined the box closer and saw that had a tag on it. It simply read:
To Molly.
From Sherlock
Molly smiled, and quickly opened the small box. Inside the most beautiful bracelet she had ever seen. Molly picked it up and saw that it had little charms hanging off of it and she looked at them all. There was a orange leaf, a kitten, a purple shirt, a knife, a magnifying glass, a microscope, a phone, and a heart with pink and black swirls.
"Do you like it" said a dark voice from behind. Molly nearly jumped out of her skin.
"HOLY CRAP Sherlock, you scared me" she yelled.
"I'm sorry" he said. Wow, Molly had never heard him say sorry to anyone.
"It's ok and yes it love it, but what do some of these mean. I get the easy ones like the microscope and the kitten and the phone, but what the heck is a knife doing there" she asked. Sherlock took Molly's hand and slipped the bracelet onto her wrist.
"The knife is for your job, it was the closest thing I could find to a scalpel, and the purple shirt is for our favorite shirt, and my personal favorite the leaf. It's a fall leaf and it symbolizes my fall, that if you hadn't helped me with, I would be dead" he said. Molly's mouth was gapped open and she was staring at her new favorite piece of jewelry.
"Sherlock, where did you... how did you..." She tried to say. Sherlock, understood and resumed talking.
"Well I was looking up an idea for your present the day you stole my laptop, luckily I clicked onto a new page before you saw it. Every page I went to say to do something personal. I though about getting your something for Toby, or perhaps your own purple shirt, but then decided to put all our moments into one thing. And I can deduced by your expression and lack of speech that I've been successful in my endeavor" he said. Molly ripped her eyes away from her wrist and suddenly wrapped her arms around Sherlock. She the pulled herself up and kissed him generously.
"The is the best present I have ever recited in my life Sherlock, and that includes that kiss on the cheek you gave me that one time at Christmas" she said.
"I'm a genius Molly, that's what we geniuses do" he said haughtily.
Did you like it, I hope so. My best friend gave me this idea and I loved it. We looked up birthday presents for about half an hour and they all said to do something personal. So we went with charm bracelet, and I'm very proud of myself for coming up with the leaf idea. Oh and if you got the antici...pation reference you are official cool in my book. Any who I hope you enjoyed it, please leave a nice comment and as always THANKS FOR WATCHING.
