A/N: I'm going to proof read and republish this chapter because it's apparent I made a lot of errors with this. I was pretty sick these past couple of days and didn't really check it all that much so I'm going to do it again.
*Chapter 18: The Bachelor Party of The Century*
*A few months later*
The year was 2016, and a lot had changed after the gang had left high school. First, and most obvious, half of them were married to each other and the other half engaged. Yu and Chie's marriage was later that year, only a few months away and they still had much to plan.
"Okay," Chie said as she and Yu sat down in their apartment. They had moved to a nicer apartment with Chie's salary as a cop. Yu was still enrolled in college at the time, only another year left. The two had gotten engaged and now were just beginning to plan their own wedding.
"First off, we need to decide on a date," Chie said as she pulled out a paper, "I feel that June is a perfect time and I've taken the liberties to make some calls."
"Okay…" Yu said, "June is good… Everyday's great at your June Wedding," Yu song a mock song of the Junes theme followed by Chie giggling.
"Back on subject, I think we should get married in Inaba, we can reserve some places at The Amagi Inn for our family," Chie said, "And do you still wanna do a beach wedding?"
"Absolutely, sounds great," Yu said, "Glad you want a beach wedding too, I think it'll be romantic."
"Secondly, we need to figure out whom to invite," Chie took out another paper from the folder in front of her, "Obviously Yosuke, Yukiko, Naoto, Kanji, Rise, and Teddie are coming. Our parents are coming too, along with some other relatives, Nanako and Dojima included."
"I don't know why you have me here, seems like you've got this all planned out," Yu remarked.
"I'm just making sure that the stuff I want is okay with you, feel free to interject at any moment Yu," Chie said, "Third, Band or DJ?"
"DJ," Yu said, "It's cheaper."
"Our parents are mostly paying for this thing," Chie said, "Thank god for tradition."
"That doesn't mean we can just go wild on the costs," Yu said, "They've been taking care of us our entire life."
"Fine, I liked that band Rise had, do you think we could get them for around the same price of a DJ?" Chie asked.
"Those were Rise's entertainment business fans," Yu told her, "I highly doubt we can get them at all."
"Oh well," Chie sighed, "Fourth, the food!"
"Let me guess, you want steak?" Yu laughed.
"Duh! We'll have chicken or steak choice with some sides," Chie said, "Then wedding cake for desert as per the tradition."
"I can look into a caterer," Yu said, "Take some pressure off of you."
"Fifth, the decorations, I made an appointment for florist who can get everything ready for us later this week," Chie said, "And finally we need someone to photograph us and videotape the wedding."
"I know a guy down at the college's film department who does weddings," Yu said, "I've been looking into this and he can do it for us, he just needs the date and money down."
"Perfect!" Chie smiled, "This wedding is off to a terrific start!" The two continued their planning until the late hours of the night.
*A couple days later*
Yu was walking around Tokyo, a list of several catering companies he was looking into hiring. Yu was walking across the sidewalk, his eyes glues down to the sheet of paper. As he walked onto the sidewalk, he ran into woman coming the other way, the two falling down onto the ground.
"Oh my god I'm so sorry!" the lady began to blush as she quickly grabbed Yu's paper sheet, "What's this?"
"I'm planning my wedding," Yu explained as she handed the sheet of paper back to him. She was fairly young, maybe 16 or 17 and clearly in high school. She had green eyes and blonde hair which was tied up into pigtails. She was really… beautiful, a certain, mystique about her captured Yu's attention, "I…I…I'm out looking for caterers."
"You're kidding," she smiled, "My family runs a catering company here in the cities. I know this may seem sudden, but would you consider us? We're probably the cheapest service you'll find around here."
"Tell me about it," Yu smiled, "I only need a few people to run this thing. It's going to be a relatively small service in a small town called Inaba a bit away from here."
"Well, we can supply about 7 or 8 people for serving. We specialize in serving steak dishes if that's something you're interested in," she said as Yu grinned.
"Wow, sounds perfect," Yu said, "This must be fate or something, let me get your number and I can call you later about the details." The two exchanged numbers.
"I never got your name," Yu said to her, "I'm Yu Narukami."
"Anne Takamaki," she said as the two shook hands.
"I'll call you later," Yu said as the two walked their separate ways. Yu was so pleased that he had the entire day free now, not having to run across the cities visiting all these companies, "Holy crap that was so lucky of me, now I can go out drinking! Man that chick was hot…" Yu thought to himself as he skipped along with a free day to himself.
Back with Anne, she had quickly ducked into a nearby alley, cracking her back as she wore a wicked smile on her face. Sitting on a dumpster, a young black haired man was stroking a cat in his lap as she approached with a skip in her step.
"I take it everything went well," he said to her.
"No problem boss," she smiled, "Phase one of this heist is complete, the kid was hooked after I first said steak, just as you said would happen. What's phase two?"
"Now we gotta figure out how to cook properly, and get some supplies," he put the cat down, "We'll go with Ryuji tonight and we'll get some stuff." He looked at the cat who let out a loud meow, "Fine Morgana, you can come too."
"I do love weddings," Anne smiled, "Classy places to rob, but this one seems small time for our crew."
"We're not there to rob a rinky dink country wedding, we're there for one reason and one reason only…" he stopped her, "The detective prince Naoto Shirogane; she's been chasing us for months now and we need to stop her, no matter what."
"She's dangerous," Anne said, "Who knows what she knows or what she's capable of with that mind of hers."
*Back in Inaba*
"OW! Kanji!" Naoto yelled from the bathroom, her leg bleeding from several cuts she made with her straight razor, "Kanji get me a band-aid! Now! Ow! I don't know why you want me to shave my legs!"
"Because it's more attractive!" Kanji yelled back, "You're not pretending to be a guy anymore!"
"I like my hairy legs!" Naoto defended, "I don't care you shave your legs, but let me keep mine hairy!"
"I only shave them because it's easier to clean them in the shower!" Kanji yelled as he came into the bathroom and handed Naoto some bandages. Naoto was wearing nothing, just coming out of the shower with her long blue hair draped over her front. She applied the bandages as Kanji simply stared at her.
"Kanji?" Naoto looked at him. Kanji picked Naoto up and threw her over his shoulder and ran into the bedroom. "Kanji! I've got work to do… oh god never mind!" she giggled.
*A few weeks later*
"Yu?" Chie walked across the apartment to find Yu in his boxers with a bowl of chips on his stomach and a beer snuggled in the crack of the sofa as he was fixated on a soccer game on television.
"Huh?" Yu looked up to see Chie dressed in a green tank top and tan shorts, "Yeah?"
"I'm going to Inaba to have a spa day with the girls," Chie said, "Do me a favor and… vacuum when you get the chance, there's chips all over the floor and the sofa."
"If we had a dog he could just eat them!" Yu said, "Don't you want a dog?"
"Landlord doesn't want dogs in this place," Chie said, "You know that."
"We can keep him a secret, it'll be our dirty little secret Chie," Yu said as he sat up and looked at Chie seductively, "Our terrible little dirty…" as he moved the bowl of chips came crashing down onto the floor, "Damn it."
"Vacuum," Chie said as she kissed Yu goodbye, "See you later, I love you."
"I love you too," Yu said as Chie left the apartment. Yu bent down to clean up the chips while still trying to watch the game. As he did so, Yu's phone began to ring as he walked over and to see Yosuke was calling him.
"Yosuke?' Yu asked.
"Is Chie there?" he asked.
"Well hello to you too, no, she just left to go to Inaba," Yu said, "Spa day with Rise, Naoto, and your wife."
"Great! We're coming to pick you up in fifteen minutes. Grab all the money and stuff you need!" Yosuke said quickly before hanging up. Yu quickly cleaned up the chips and threw the bowl in the sink. Was Yosuke really coming out to the city? How the hell was he getting out here, and why? He actually never had Yosuke or any of the others out to his apartment since moving here, not that they had been to the last one. Yu cleaned himself up and threw some clothes on and grabbed his wallet and phone and rean out the door.
Outside, Yu stood on the sidewalk to see if Yosuke would show up. Did he even know where he lived?
"YU!" he heard a voice in the distance cry out, "YU!" the car sped up, revealing Yosuke and the rest of the guys in a white car.
"Yosuke?" Yu looked over.
"GET IN THE CAR YU!" Yosuke yelled as he held up a couple bottles of Saki.
"Huh?" Yu asked as Teddie ran out of the car and tackled Yu, dragging him by his legs into the back of the car with Yosuke.
"SURPRISE BACHELOR PARTY!" Yosuke yelled as Kanji sped off in the car, "WOOOOOO!"
"Bachelor party?" Yu asked as Yosuke cracked open the bottle and forced it into Yu's mouth, "We can't drink in the car!"
"Nonesense, I can't drink, but you can… well, technically it is ILLEGAL, but I ain't drinking," Kanji said, "Not sure how we're going to get the car home... we really didn't think this plan through."
"Well take the train back tomorrow morning!" Yosuke said as he took a swig of Saki, "This is going to be the greatest party of all time!"
"Bachelor party? And Yukiko is okay with that?" Yu asked.
"I just told her we were going to hang with you at your place," Yosuke said, "I didn't get a bachelor party, Teddie didn't get a bachelor party! THIS IS FOR ALL OF US! It will be the greatest night of our adult lives!" Yosuke gave a toast before downing some Saki.
"What's exactly the plan?" Yu asked.
"Pachinko, strip clubs, and a lot of drinking," Yosuke said, "We're headed to the parlors!"
*The parlors in downtown Tokyo*
"I'm scared," Teddie ran over to Yosuke and hugged him. The four of them had parked their car in a nearby parking ramp and headed towards the parlor Yosuke looked up on his phone. The part of Tokyo they were in was very seedy. There were adult themed shops and on every corner were men who were clearly connected to The Yakuza. Yu didn't like it either, but knew they would probably be find if they kept to their own business.
"Don't be, it's cultural, it's good for you to experience this side of life Teddie," Yosuke pulled them along, "That's the parlor right over there, PACHINK SILVER." It said those words in bright pink neon with tons of advertisements for various "services" that were offered in this part of town.
Inside was a huge array of pachinko machines all lined up with red leather seats. The place was buzzing with tons of people, mostly old people. The sounds of buzzers constantly going off and various flashing lights advertising each machine were shooting all across the parlor.
"How do these places work exactly?" Kanji asked, "I never gambled before…"
"It's simple we go exchange our money for balls and then we put them into the machine and play, then we can also exchange our money for tokens to go play bingo or team up or the slots over there!" Yosuke explained as he pulled out a wad of yen, "Now let's go!" Yosuke ran over to the counter.
"Whatever you say Mr. Amagi," Yu smiled.
"Dude, don't call me that!" Yosuke said, "It bugs me!"
"But it's your name," Kanji smiled, "You're Yosuke Amagi."
"I hate you two sometimes, at least Teddie here doesn't call me that," Yosuke said, "Right Ted?"
"Right… Misbear Amagi!" Teddie hugged him.
"Ughhhh," Yosuke pushed Teddie away as he headed up to the counter, "Can I get some balls please?" he asked the lady behind the counter.
"Isn't the first time he asked that," Yu joked to the lady as he took out some money as well.
"Oh ha ha," Yosuke groaned as he was handed a small tub full of tiny metallic balls, "Very funny…" The four men all got their tubs and walked along the parlor.
"Which machines do we play?" Kanji asked, "I've never gambled before so I don't know if certain machines are better or what?"
"I'm playing this one!" Yosuke sat down at a large red machine and dumped his balls at the top of the machine.
"Panty… Nurse-Witch Adventure?" Kanji looked at the machine.
"Still got that thing for nurses eh?" Yu smiled.
"Shut up," Yosuke said as he pressed a couple of buttons on the machine, "Okay so I just adjust the settings for speed and strength and… FIRE!" he began firing balls into the colorful machine trying to get them into the little holes to earn more balls.
"Winner! PANTY BONUS!" the machine rang out in a high pitched feminine voice.
"BOOM! That's how you do it boys!" Yosuke said.
"Impressive, are you going to take your winnings and run now?" Yu asked.
"No way dude," Yosuke said, "When you are on a winning streak you don't quit! You gotta up the stakes now! That's gambling 101!" Yosuke began to fire more balls, "There's no way the girls are having more fun than us right now."
*Okina City Spa*
"Ahh," Chie said as the masseuse was massaging her shoulders. She was laying face down naked, except for a towel covering her bottom, on a massage table. Naoto, Rise, and Yukiko were in the same position on their own tables with their own masseuses, "This is the best… this was a wonderful idea Rise."
"I wanted to do something special for your bachelorette party," Rise said as she let out a couple of soft moans.
"Yeah, if the guys get a bachelor party then we should get a party of our own," Yukiko said, "Plus, it'll get Yosuke to shut up about the whole subject."
"I didn't even know Yosuke was going do with the guys to hang out with Yu and have a bachelor party today," Chie said, "He was literally just hanging around the apartment mostly naked."
"Naked?" Naoto blushed, "Yu… hangs out naked in your apartment."
"He's in his underwear," Chie said, "But I'm not complaining."
"Can you… move your hands down a little lower and," Naoto said to the masseuse as she moved her hands a little lower and pushed very hard. Naoto's back let out a very large crack as she immediately let out a loud moan, "Ohhhhhhh yeaaaaahhhhh, oh my god I needed that."
"Holy crap, that was a loud crack," Yukiko gasped.
"I'm just under so much stress, I've been dealing with a case lately that has had nothing but dead ends for me," Naoto explained, "This guy robbed a pachinko parlor, and apparently he's not much older than us."
"And he robbed a casino?" Rise said, "That's impressive."
"Indeed," Naoto said, "I could only imagine the amount of damage someone that smart could do to something like a bank or a hospital."
*Back with the guys*
"16…" Yosuke was staring at the 7 and the 9 down on the table. The guys had, in the course of about 20 minutes, lost all the balls they had bought and moved onto team up, or blackjack, and weren't doing too well. However, Teddie managed to actually walk away with a nice sum of balls and went to cash them in, promptly returning with a microwave, one of the parlors gift prize options instead of straight cash. Teddie sat with it in his lap the whole time, holding it like it was his baby.
"Yosuke, take the hit!" Kanji said.
"I don't know… uh…" Yosuke was looking around at everyone else's card. He was trying to figure out if there was some way to figure out how it worked. He knew that counting cards was a thing, but he had no clue how it worked. Yu had a 20, Kanji had a 19, and Teddie busted out, "Ahh… hit me." The dealer threw down a king, giving Yosuke a total of 26 and busting him out, "SHIT!"
"Tough luck," Yu smiled. The dealer began to overturn her cards. Thirteen… eighteen… twenty one, effectively making them all losers, "What!?"
"How is that even possible?" Kanji yelled.
"Rigged!" Yu slammed his hands down on the table.
"Ha!" Yosuke threw down some more chips, "Chie's going to be pissed you're wasting all her hard earned money."
"Because that's totally your money Yosuke," Yu shot back.
"It is, because I actually have a management job!" Yosuke said, "It isn't glamorous, but someone has to be the assistant manager for Junes. What job do you have?"
"I have some part time tutoring gigs!" Yu said, "Like with Shu back in Inaba, pays well."
"Chie's still the breadwinner!" Yosuke teased him.
"Dude, Yukiko is a MANAGER," Kanji said, "She earns more than you."
"S-Shut up!" Yosuke said, "Hit me!" Yosuke's card total went from a twelve to a twenty two, "Son of a bitch!"
"Blackjack!" the dealer gave a final card to Teddie.
"You won Ted!" Kanji said.
"I won!?" Teddie smiled, "I'm a beary rich bear!"
"Yeah, you can buy a couple cups of coffee with all that yen," Yu laughed.
"Plus you're famous," Yosuke said, "And have a perfect marriage to an idol."
"How's your marriage going Mr. Amagi?" Yu smiled, "You seem envious of Teddie right now."
"It's going fantastic!" Yosuke said, "Me and Yukiko and the picture of a perfect marriage. We have jobs, we have our own hobbies and our own friends, we've learned to live together, and the sex is great! In fact, we took a big step in that department."
"You finally let Yukiko stop having to do it with you?" Kanji joked.
"No! She went to the doctor and got some pills and now, I don't have to worry about protection anymore!" Yosuke said.
"Seriously?" Kanji said, "Damn… that's… man!"
"Lucky bastard," Yu said, "Getting to experience that 24/7 while people like us never get to."
"Ted actually doesn't have to worry either since he can… control himself," Kanji said.
"What?" Yu asked.
"I can change my body!" Teddie said as he held up his hand which he had changed into a furry bear claw, "See!"
"Wait? You've got that kind of control!" Yu said as he realized the dealer had taken notice, "I mean… good magic trick Teddie."
"Uh yeah, funny," Kanji realized what was happening too, "But Ted and Yosuke don't have to worry about that. I get to experience that occasionally when Naoto lets me…" Kanji grunted, "I bet Chie is the same way."
"Sure," Yu said not making eye contact with the guys.
"When's the last time you got to do that?" Yosuke asked Yu, trying to piss him off, "I, in case you were wondering, experienced that a couple days ago."
"It's been a while," Yu said.
"Come on, you've got to remember the last time Chie and you threw caution to the wind and decided to go completely natural," Yosuke said, "Come on!"
"I don't know," Yu shouted, "Get off my back!"
"Wait! I know that tone! I've done it before… but you've never done it that way before!" Yosuke said.
"I've done it before!" Yu was blushing now.
"Oh my god, Yosuke's right!" Kanji began to laugh, "This is like, the exact opposite of the situation we were in back in high school! You're the virgin now!"
"I'm leaving!" Yu quickly gathered his chips and walked away from the table.
"Oh dude," Yosuke hurried off too, "Yu! It's okay that you've never had the pleasure! It'll happen!"
*Back with the girls*
"This feels weird," Chie said as she was floating around in a large mud tub, completely naked with the rest of the girls. Her face was covered in a green tea facial mask like the rest of the girls and the tops of their heads were wrapped in yellow towels.
"It's great for your pores," Rise said as she slightly sunk lower into the mud, "Plus it's great for back aches. I'd take one every day if I could."
"All I can think is how great it will feel to get all this mud out of me in the hot springs," Yukiko said, "The mud is… everywhere!"
"It's starting to itch," Naoto said, "You think the guys would ever want to do this? I think Kanji might like to do something like this with me."
"I thought you were talking about something like our hot springs adventure a few years ago," Chie laughed, "They'd probably do it in a heartbeat to be all naked and together again."
"They do couple appointments here," Rise said, "Maybe it be something you two could do for the honeymoon!"
"Our honeymoon is actually going to be very romantic and isolated," Chie said, "We're going to Hawaii."
"Oh, tropical!" Rise smiled, "That is romantic."
"I'm going to make love to Yu on the beach," Chie said, "It's my fantasy. The two of us nude on the beach; the wind and setting sun rolling against our bodies. Gives me goose bumps just thinking about it."
"That's… daring," Naoto was blushing, "I bet Yu will be very happy doing that, a good way to start out your marriage."
"How's your marriage going?" Chie looked at Rise and Yukiko.
"Teddie is great, he's more and more human by the day. I forget sometimes he's a shadow, but the two of us go inside the television and spends lots of time together. It's like a second home, away from the world," Rise said.
"I'm glad Teddie is happy with you," Yukiko said, "He's always so much fun to be around."
"What about you and Yosuke?" Chie said, "Yosuke clearly hasn't ruined your marriage yet."
"Yosuke is… a wonderful guy. We have a wonderful marriage and a wonderful future," Yukiko explained, "He does things for me and I do things for him."
"Like what?" Chie asked.
"Lots of stuff," Yukiko said, "Everything from household work to… intimate desires, it's a give and take relationship."
"Intimate?" Chie smiled, "Yosuke and you still doing all those horrinle kinky things."
"Yes, but the best example I can think of is I went to the doctor the other day," Yukiko said.
"Are you pregnant?" Rise gasped.
" No!" Yukiko said, "Not now, maybe someday in the future. We both want kids eventually, but for now I decided to go on birth control."
"Birth control?" Chie gasped, "You're on birth control? Yosuke doesn't have to use condoms anymore."
"Yep and he couldn't be happier," Yukiko began to giggle along with the rest of the girls, "And I don't have to worry about getting pregnant! It's a win-win."
"Maybe I should go on birth control," Chie pondered, "I've never actually let Yu, have unprotected sex with me."
"Never?" Rise said.
"Never," Chie said, "I don't wanna get pregnant!"
"And he's never asked?" Naoto asked.
"A couple of times, but I've refused obviously, it's never safe," Chie boasted.
"Statistically speaking, you should do it immediately after your period," Naoto said, "And if you are that worried he can pull out too, I've let Kanji do it a few times."
"I don't know…" Chie was still worried, "Maybe someday, but Yu hasn't asked in a while, but if he asks again we could talk about it, but he seems fine."
*Back with the guys*
"Oh come on!" Yu said as he was taking a drink of his beer. The four left the pachinko parlor, losing all the money they had for gambling and now were moving on to the drinking part of the party.
"You're missing out dude," Yosuke teased, "It's like a soft, warm, wet, pocket that feels like the most glorious thing to ever touch your body."
"Plus no plastic, it's skin on skin!" Kanji said.
"And when you're done, it's just shooting as hard as you can! No cleanup whatsoever," Yosuke said, "Right Teddie?"
"It's beary beary beary great!" Teddie was blushing.
"Shut the hell up!" Yu said, "Chie just doesn't want to get pregnant!"
"Just pull out then!" Kanji said, "Naoto tells me to do that whenever that happens."
"And she's okay with that?" Yu said.
"Whenever we do it, it's usually, like, the statistically least time to have a baby or something," Kanji said, "She went into detail on the whole thing, but I wasn't really listening…"
"I hate you guys so much," Yu put his head down.
"Hey partner," Yosuke snuggled up next to Yu, "It's okay… I know what will cheer you up."
"What?" Yu looked up.
"The strip club two blocks down," Yosuke said.
"You just want to go there yourself," Yu said.
"… And you don't?" Yosuke asked.
"Well… maybe," Yu smiled as he downed his drink and Yosuke smiled too.
*Back with the girls*
"This feels so much better," Yukiko said coming up from under the water. The four girls were washing off in the hot springs now, the water a light brown now from all the mud. On the rims of the pool were a few glasses of champagne, "Stupid mud."
"The mud is great, and this water is great," Rise had just come up from under the water and was rinsing her hair out, "This place is fantastic."
"I'd come here every day if I could," Chie was washing under her arms, "I missed Inaba."
"We missed you too," Naoto said, she was sitting on the side of the hot springs, washing her legs, "This town has draw to it, I miss it too whenever I leave. I miss you guys and Kanji, and I know you miss me."
"At least we're only a phone call away," Yukiko smiled, "What do you want to do after this Chie?"
"I don't know," Chie pondered, "I was just doing what you guys wanted to do."
"Chie, it's YOUR bachelorette party," Rise said, "What about a movie, maybe sneak some drinks in and then go to a bar afterwards."
"Maybe we could hit a male strip club," Chie joked, "I'm sure Yosuke and the guys are heading to one with Yu right now."
"No no no!" Yukiko shook her head, "I specifically told Yosuke no strip clubs."
"And you think Yosuke is going along with that?" Rise looked at her.
"Yeah," Yukiko said.
"Knowing Yosuke that would most likely be their first stop," Naoto rolled her eyes, "Yukiko, you're married to Yosuke, you really believe he's not going to go head straight in at the first opportunity?"
"I trust Yosuke," Yukiko said, "He knows how much places like that bother me and he would never break a promise."
*Back with the guys*
"STRIP CLUB!" Yosuke yelled as he charged into the strip club, the rest of the guys walked slowly towards the seedy building.
"Like a kid on Christmas," Kanji laughed.
"Could you blame him, he's been waiting for this for years," Yu said. At the front of the building were three large men who were dressed head to toe in suits and with shades. One of them had a face tattoo and another bleached hair like Kanji used to have, the three clearly members of The Yakuza and in charge of keeping trouble out of places like this.
The gang slowly kept their eyes down as they passed through the doors and into the dimly lit purple hallway of carpet that lead to the strip club of booming music. There were a few gross looking payphones and an ATM in the entrance way, Yu worried he would catch some sort of disease from just being near it.
Inside, the place was just as you would think it would look. People packed in to watch the show and scantily clad women walking all around. Music was blaring and lights shooting all around the neon dressed room.
"Hey guys!" Yosuke came up with his arms around two girls, "I paid these two girls for a nice little private dance, one for me and one for the man to be," he pushed one towards Yu, quickly grabbing his arm and dragging him towards the back rooms as Yosuke was hanging out with the other girl and leaving Yosuke and Teddie alone.
"Ted, get rid of the microwave!" Kanji yelled at Teddie who was still clinging onto the microwave.
"NO!" Teddie cried out as Kanji tried to wrestle the box away from him, "It's my microwave!"
"Fine! Just don't blame me when you get it stolen from you!" Kanji walked away from him. Back in the private rooms, Yu was thrown down on a large leather chair as the lady in front of him back to dance.
"You know… Chie wouldn't like this," Yu thought to himself, "It's not cheating, right? I mean, It's natural to do stuff like this, it's not like I am making a regular habit out of this, but I mean… man, those are so BIG. I wish Chie's were that big," Yu was lost in his thoughts as the lady was now rubbing all over him.
About an hour, maybe longer, had passed and Yu was now clearly enjoying himself, quickly forgetting about any guilt he had earlier. However, the fun was quickly spoiled as Yosuke burst into the room Yu was in.
"Dude, we gotta go!" Yosuke said.
"W-What?" Yu looked over, "Why?"
"It's… just, come see!" Yosuke hurried away as Yu got up and ran out into the main room to see what was going. On the stage, Teddie was dancing around on the pole without a shirt, his microwave on the stage with him.
"YEAH TED!" Kanji yelled, clearly wasted out of his mind somehow, as he was throwing money on the stage "MAKE IT RAIN!"
"Oh dear god," Yu said as he quickly ran over with Yosuke and began to try to pull Teddie of the stage. The crowd was booing as Teddie was trying to stay on the stage and continue to hold onto his microwave.
"YOU FOUR!" One of the bouncers from outside was now inside, "OUT!"
"Let's just go Teddie," Yosuke said as he was doing his best to hold Teddie down. The man quickly grabbed all four of the guys and dragged them out of the strip club and threw them to the side of the street.
"OH YEAH MAN?!" Kanji got up and walked over to the man, trying not to fall over in his drunken state, "I'LL TAKE YOU ON! FIGHT ME!" the bouncer opened his coat and pulled out a small black semi-automatic submachine gun and held it in his hand downwards, "WAAAHHHHH!" Kanji let out a high pitch scream, "GUUUNNNN!"
"RUN!" Yosuke yelled as the four guys quickly hurried away as the man stared them down.
"Stupid country boys," he muttered to himself as he holstered it again, the other two bouncers softly laughing to themselves.
"DID WE LOSE HIM?" Yosuke was yelling.
"AHHH!" Teddie hurried ahead of them as he was still carrying that microwave he won.
"GET IN THE CAB!" Yosuke yelled as he waved a cab down and piled inside.
"Is he gone?" Yu was panting and sweating as he looked outside the window.
"I think so," Yosuke said, "God, I saw my whole life flash before my eyes."
"Wait till Rise hears about this!," Teddie cried out, "Our scary adventure in the city."
"NO! Do not tell any of them about this, or the fact we went to a strip club… I'm not supposed to… be here," Yosuke frowned.
"Wait, Yukiko told you not to go to a strip club! Didn't she," Yu smiled and made a whip sound and motion.
"Shut up!" Yosuke said, "I just wanna go back to your place and go to bed."
"Uhh… where do you live?" Kanji said, "The driver needs to know."
"I…I…" Yu tried to remember. However, he had been drinking quite a bit over the past few hours and could not remember where he lived at all, "I don't know."
"You don't know?" Yosuke said, "HOW?"
"I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE YOSUKE," Yu yelled, "I'm… I'm really drunk right now." At that moment Yu felt all the booze he had been drinking earlier come into effect now as he devolved into a drunken mess.
"Screw it," Yosuke sighed, "We'll take a train back to Inaba and thank god they run 24/7." Yosuke gave directions to the driver as he took them to the train station. As they pulled up, the four guys had all sort of devolved into drunken states as they climbed out of the car and rolled into the train station.
"Noooo," Yosuke said, "You goottta push the green button to go through!" Yosuke pushed the button as he toppled through the gate to the platform. The four guys loaded into the train and passed out onto the back seats as the train slowly took off.
"Hey Kanji," Yosuke leaned over to whisper into Kanji and Ted's ear.
"Heh, you really wanna do that to Yu?" Kanji chuckled.
"Totally, it'll be hilarious," Yosuke said, "Right?"
"Beary," Teddie collapsed back again. It was late at night and they were the only ones on it and would likely be the only ones all the way to Inaba since it was so late.
"Yu, come here," Yosuke sat up.
"Huh?" Yu scooted over to him, "What is it Yosuke."
"I need to tell you something," Yosuke pulled him in closer, "It's just… come here… now!"
"Wha," Yu managed to cry out before he was grabbed by Teddie and Kanji who began to rip his clothes off, "WHAT THE HELL! GIVE ME BACK MY CLOTHES!" Before he knew it he was completely naked as the three men tossed him onto the outside back part of the small train and locked the door on him, his clothes still inside, "What the hell was that for?"
"HAHA!" Yosuke laughed, "Now you got no clothes!"
"Yosuke, it's freezing out here, let me in," Yu began pounding on the door, "Please!"
"You want your clothes bachelor man?" Kanji laughed, "Ted, throw him his clothes!
"Throw?" Yu said, "Wait! Teddie don't!" Yu said as he watched Teddie toss his balled up clothes out the side of the window. Yu lept and tried to grab them, but it was too late. He watched in horror as his clothes were left behind in the dust of the train on the rails, "You assholes!" The three drunken men laughed at the brilliant prank they pulled on Yu as the train sped along.
After a few hours of painful torture for Yu, the train was pulling up to Inaba station, and not a moment too soon. The sun would be rising soon and Yu needed to get somewhere to get dressed and pass out. He was exhausted in every way. As the train stopped, Yu leapt off the back and covered himself with his hands as he hurried to a nearby bush to hide as he watched his three friends stumble off the train.
"Guys," Yu said, "This seriously isn't funny anymore, give me your shirt or something!"
"No way," Yosuke said as they passed by, "Sucks to be you!"
"…You guys are jerks!" Yu yelled out.
"Best prank ever," Kanji laughed, "How did you even come up with that idea?"
"I don't know… just… came to me," Yosuke said as he didn't want to tell him about a similar incident that happened a few years back to him, Yu, Chie, and Yukiko. As for Yu, he hurried along as fast as he could. The town was abandoned right now, so he didn't have to sneak around. He needed to get home, and the closest place he could think of was Dojima's place. Chie's was closer, but he knew Chie wouldn't be there and Chie's dad… scared him. So, he hurried along and finally, just as the sun began to peak out from the horizon, reached the house. He hurried over to the door and… locked. He reached for the spare key above the door only to realize it was gone.
"No!" Yu said softly, "Shit!" Yu was still too drunk to make the old climb to his room and needed to get inside before someone saw him. People would be getting up now at any moment. He looked around and realized that the window above the sink for the kitchen was unlocked, quickly throwing it open as he climbed inside. As soon as he made it in, he fainted right on the ground as his adrenaline ran out and all the remaining booze in his system could finally take effect.
*An hour or so later*
"Big bro?" Yu heard as he opened his eyes to a blinding light. Where was he, what was going on? He opened his eyes a little more to see that he was lying on the floor of Dojima's kitchen. How did he end up back in Inaba? When did he get back here? And why was he completely naked in front of Nanako?
"Nanako!" Yu covered himself with his hands, "Uh…"
"Are you… okay?" Nanako was blushing.
"Y-yeah, I'm fine," Yu said, "Can I… get a towel?"
"Is that Yu?" Dojima came down the stairs, "When did he get… here…" Dojima stopped to see his daughter staring directly at his naked hung over cousin who has spread out on the floor.
"Hi," Yu said.
"…" Dojima grunted as Nanako quickly ran off to get a towel.
"I can explain," Yu said, "I got drunk."
"I've been drunk too, but never drunk enough to the point where I end up naked on the floor of a kitchen in front of my family.," Dojima scowled at him, "I hope you're not on drugs or anything."
"No!" Yu defended, "I just got a little drunk and… come on, this isn't the first time I've been in a situation like this!"
"That's what scares me," Dojima said as Nanako quickly ran back and tossed a towel over Yu's lap.
"Big bro," Nanako looked at him, "Do you want breakfast?"
"No…" he sighed, "I…I…I just need," he let out a large yawn as he laid his head back down and passed out again.
*With the girls*
"Oh," Chie rose up off the ground, "My head…," Chie groaned. She looked around the see she was in Yosuke and Yukiko's new apartment. It was far more spacious and far more up kept than that old one they originally had. They were all scattered around on the floor of the living room area with blankets and pillows. Yukiko was on the couch while Rise was leaning up against the side of the couch. Naoto curled up in a little ball in the corner of the room.
"Ohhhh," Chie began to get up, "AHHHHH! My ass!" she grunted out in pain.
"What?" Rise woke up, "What's wrong Chie?"
"Ahhhhh," Yukiko rose up too, "I think my butt's cracked," she started to giggle from her own comment.
"I see Yosuke is rubbing off on you," Rise rubbed her head as Yukiko continued to giggle.
"Oh my god be quiet!" Naoto got up and threw her pillow at Yukiko, "My head is killing me right now!" she shot up looking at Yukiko who was still giggling. Naoto's face was completely pale and her eyes barely open from exhaustion.
"Naoto!" Yukiko stopped giggling and covered her mouth.
"What?" Naoto looked around at all the girls staring at her. She felt her head and discovered a horrible accident had occurred, "NO! WHY! WHY IS MY HAIR SHORT?"
"I guess we must have got it cut last night," Chie laughed, "It looks good Naoto." Naoto got up and hobbled to the bathroom.
"And… where are your pants?" Rise looked as Naoto was wearing no bottoms whatsoever.
"Right there," Chie pointed as Naoto's pants and underwear were hanging from the light fixture on the wall.
"What the hell happened?" Naoto panicked, "Why, why would someone do this to me?" Chie got out of her bed too and walked over to Naoto to calm her down.
"I think it looks great," Chie said, "You've got nothing to… holy shit my ass is killing me, I must've fell on it or something last night, owwww," Chie quickly turned around and slightly pulled her pants down to see if there was a bruise, but there was something else, "What!?"
"No…freaking…way," Naoto smiled and began to laugh, "Rise, Yukiko, you gotta see this!" Yukiko and Rise rished into the bathroom to see a hilarious sight in the mirror. On Chie's right butt cheek was a red heart with an arrow through it, tattooed inside it were the words 'Property of Yu Narukami'."
"OH MY GOD! You got a tattoo last night!" Rise gasped.
"Wow, Yu is going to LOVE it," Yukiko began to laugh and poked it.
"AH!" Chie grunted, "STOP!"
"It's so red and agitated that… OW," she bumped her butt against the wall, "Wait a minute…no…" Yukiko pushed Chie out of the way, she had to make sure that her suspicions were wrong, but they were not, for on her right butt cheek was the same tattoo, but with words Yosuke Amagi inside the heart.
"You got the same tattoo!" Chie gasped.
"Owwww," Yukiko pulled her pants back up, "My butt hurts sooo bad."
"What the hell did we do last night?" Rise asked.
*Last Night*
"WOOOOO!" Yukiko yelled as they sped along in a cab in Okina City, "WOOOOOOOOOO!" The four girls were returning from one of the many bars they had been hopping around to in Okina City. After the spa they had gone to a movie, a kung-fu flick per Chie's request, and now were completely wasted and trying to get home.
"Chiiieeee," Rise said, "We need to make this a paarrrtttayyy."
"Let's go get some more… drinks!" Naoto hiccupped, "I want more whiskey!"
"Nooo, Naoto, you're too drunk," Yukiko slurred out, "Chie needs to decide, remember?"
"THERE!" she cried out, "THERE!" she was pointing to a tattoo parlor that was on the corner of the block. The driver pulled over as Rise tossed him some money as Chie dragged her way in.
"I wanna tattoo like Kanji!" Chie smiled, "Kanji's sexy! Yu is sexy! Yosuke is sexy! Teddie is beaarrryy sexy!" she stumbled inside and up to the counter, "Alright! Here's what I want. Gimme a big ass dragon on my stomach and I want to have me and my fiancé, Yu Narukami, to be riding it and we're naked… and it's breathing fire all over a herd of unicorns!" Chie was laughing.
"Uh… I can't really… do that," the man at the counter looked at her.
"I wanna tattoo too!" Yukiko said, "I want it on my butt! I want… that one!" she pointed to one of the images on the wall.
"OHHHH! I want that one too!" Chie said, "Can you do that one? I want it on my butt too!"
"No problem," he led the two girls back to the room as Rise and Naoto followed along. Chie collapsed face down onto the tape as she began to shimmy her pants and underwear down.
"I want it too saaaayyy Property of Yu Naruuukami, that's Y-U N-A-R-U-K-A-M-I, got it?" she slurred out to the man, "In the heart!"
"Wait," Naoto said, "…You do haircuts too… I want that one!"
"No problem, if you got the cash I can do whatever you want," he laughed as he began to get to work.
*Back in reality*
"Whatever it was it can't be good!" Chie panicked, "We gotta get these removed!"
"You can't!" Rise said, "Yu and Yosuke are going to flip when they see them! I wish I could just record their faces."
"I don't!" Yukiko said, "I can't keep this! All I can think about is what this will look like when I'm 80! It's…wrong!"
"WILL YOU SHUT UP YOSUKE!" Kanji burst out of the bedroom. He was wearing what appeared to be a white toga of some sort, "Oh…"
"Kanji!?" Naoto gasped, "W-what are you doing here? I thought that you were in Tokyo with Yu!"
"I…I thought so too… this isn't Yu's place?" Kanji said, "And where are your pants?"
"They're… somewhere," Naoto said blushing.
"What the hell is going on out here?" Yosuke came to the doorway of the bedroom, "Nice! I'm liking the new style Naoto!"
"Speak for yourself," Naoto said as Yosuke looked down to see he wasn't wearing any bottoms either.
"OH COME ON!" Yosuke covered himself and backed into the bedroom.
"Is Ted and Yu in there with you?" Naoto asked.
"Teddie is… yeah…" Kanji looked as Teddie was sleeping spooning with a microwave from the night before.
"Teddie! Wake up!" Yosuke came out of the bedroom wearing a pair of pink pajama pants with white hearts. Teddie shot up looking around the room as he picked the microwave up and walked over to the group.
"Where's…Where is Yu?" Chie asked.
"I…I don't know…" Yosuke said as he tried to remember what happened.
"Holy shit… did we throw all his clothes off the train!" Kanji began to laugh.
"WE DID!" Teddie cried out, "and locked him outside on the back of the train!"
"Oh my god… Yu had to walk home naked!" Yosuke laughed, "I remember! He's… HE'S PROBABLY NAKED AND HUNGOVER AND SCARED!"
"You took his clothes?" Naoto said as she had quickly grabbed her pants and underwear and put them on, "Why? And why do you have a microwave?"
"I won it!" Teddie exclaimed, "I'm beary good at Pachinko!"
"You went gambling?" Chie said, "Figures… told you Yukiko."
"It was a little gambling, big deal," Yosuke walked over to the kitchen, "Now I'm starving, what is for breakfast."
"Are you wearing perfume Yosuke?" Rise asked as she went over and smelled Yosuke's neck, "And is that… glitter?"
"Huh? I don't know how that got there," Yosuke said.
"It probably got on him from the strip…" Kanji began to speak out as he realized what he was saying, "striped… zebra… at the petting zoo!"
"Petting zoo?" Naoto asked.
"Yeah! The petting zoo!" Kanji said.
"Why was a zebra wearing perfume and glitter?" Yukiko was staring Yosuke down.
"The… the women at the petting zoo were wearing a lot of perfume and glitter and the rode the zebra a lot and when we rode it must've rubbed off onto us," Yosuke quickly explained as he let out a soft nervous chuckle.
"You went to the petting zoo?" Teddie let out a sharp cry, "Why? I wanted to see the zebra and bears and monkeys too! Did you go when Yosuke and Yu were getting all those special dances at the striped club?"
"We went over this Ted, it's called a strip club," Kanji said, "Oh shit."
"God damn it Teddie," Yosuke groaned, "Kanji!"
"I knew it!" Yukiko said, "I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO TO A PLACE LIKE THAT!" she began to scold Yosuke as he backed into the fridge.
"Well this has been fun," Kanji said as he went over and gave Yosuke a nice slap on the back, "We'll leave you two alone."
"I'll get you for this!" Yosuke growled at Kanji as Yukiko continued to yell and yell at Yosuke.
"THOSE PLACES ARE GROSS AND DISGUSTING AND IMMORAL AND WE'RE SUPPOSE TO BE MARRIED AND…" Yukiko went on and on. The rest of the gang left the apartment and shut the door, her voice still roaring through the door.
"Man… Yosuke's taking a verbal smack down," Kanji said, "You three are so cool about all this."
"Well…it is a natural process in the realm of a bachelor party… just don't make a habit of it," Naoto looked at Kanji, a slight anger in her eyes.
"Well… what about my bachelor party?" Kanji asked.
"…I suppose that's a justifiable reason, just don't bring Yosuke," Naoto said, "Yukiko will only get angry… and it's kinda funny to watch Yosuke suffer."
"Agreed," Rise stared at Teddie.
"I just want to go to the petting zoo," Teddie sighed as he continued to carry the microwave, "Can we go to a petting zoo today?"
"We have to find Yu first, who knows where he is," Chie said, "I'm worried."
"He's probably fine," they began walking away, "… Hey, earlier, I thought I heard you guys talking about tattoos or something."
"Uh, no, well yes," Chie began to lie, "We were talking about how cool yours were… and how Naoto wants to get one to match yours."
"What?" Naoto said.
"You want ink?" Kanji smiled, "I know this dude who did mine in Okina City, we can give him a visit! It'll be fun. Do want the one on my arm like this? The skull?"
"No, the bird on your butt," Naoto managed to both tease Chie and Kanji with her words.
"Oh ha ha," Yosuke said, "You guys act like you never have gotten drunk before and made a bad decision!"
"Like Yosuke back there?" Chie said, "I bet he'll be sleeping on the couch tonight!"
"Best bachelor party ever," Kanji smiled, "I regret nothing… except maybe pissing off the Yakuza! Oh my god we are all going to die!" Kanji ran off.
"Wait? Yakuza?!" Naoto chased after him.