A/N: I'm glad I'm not the only one with my mind in the gutter. I love you guys.

The next week passed slowly while Severus and Lucius tried to come up with a plan. They wanted her and according to her dreams, she wanted them, both of them. Severus and Lucius were shocked at first, unbelieving that the innocent Hermione Granger was having as vivid dreams as she was, it was something they never thought could happen, but they welcomed it.

Despite what everyone thought, both men were highly attracted to intelligence, which Hermione had plenty of. They had shared women before, plenty times, but she would be different than the rest, not only because she was smart, but she had also been with only one other wizard. The witches they shared in the past were nothing more the bar trollers who had probably been on more floors then Johnson's floor wax or as one might say, had seen more ass then a public toilet.

The first course of action would be to get her alone, to feel her out so to speak and with that, the first step was formed and it would start the next day.

Hermione arrived at her first class for the day, Potions. She took her normal seat and waited for the Professor to come in, bellow about how useless they all were, then proceed to give them instructions, it was a schedule and she knew how it worked.

"Today," Severus started as he made his way to the front of the room, "We will be taking notes on the uses of Phoenix ashes. I expect you to go through your books and find as many as you can before the hour is up. Less than five uses is an automatic fail of this assignment as there are over 20 in the book. BEGIN!"

Hermione quickly flipped through her book, she already knew where they were and what they did, but she wanted to be sure before she wrote anything down.

"Hermione, I can't find them." Ron whispered as he flipped through the pages of his book.

"Start on page. 67." She whispered back, "Honestly, Ron, you should use the book for more than a paper weight."

Severus raised an eyebrow, "Detention tonight, Ms. Granger, for helping another student who should be able to help himself. 8 pm, and don't be late"

Hermione sighed and continued to read, knowing arguing would be pointless. When potion's was finally over, she scooped up her stuff and made for the door, Ron and Harry right behind her.

"Hermione, I didn't mean to get you in trouble." Ron said in a low voice.

Hermione stopped once they reached the hall, "It's alright Ron, Snape is just an ass, and we all know that."

"But still, all you did was give me a page number."

"It's alright Ron; I can handle a detention with Snape."

"We know you can." Ron replied with a small smile, "But I don't like it. Stupid Git."

"We'll see you at lunch Hermione." Harry finally spoke, dragging Ron away. Hermione couldn't help but smile at her two dopey friends.

She made her way back to her common room as she had a free period and wanted to make sure she had everything she needed for DADA. She had almost made it when a pair of strong arms circled her waist from behind, causing her to yelp.

"How is your day Hermione?" Viktor whispered into her ear.

Hermione gasped and turned around, coming face to face Viktor. "When did you get here?" she asked as she threw her arms around him for a hug

"This morning, but I've been with Dumbledore most of the time." Hermione nodded in understanding.

"So will you spend lunch with me?" he asked

"I'd love too, I've got to stop by and tell Harry and Ron that I won't be there though."

"Not a problem, I'll meet you in the great hall so you can inform them, then we can head out to the pitch for lunch and a bit of flying."

Hermione's eyes lit up, she still wasn't fond of flying, but riding on the same broom with Viktor made her feel safe enough to enjoy it.

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When lunch time came around, Lucius and Severus were discussing the upcoming detention for the one and only, Ms. Granger.

"She will be there at 8 tonight, you can come by around 8:30 for a game of cards and we will see how she reacts to having us both in the room with her."

Lucius smirked, "Sounds like a plan to me."

At the same time, both men swept their eyes over to the Gryffindor table, looking for object of their discussion, only to find her standing next to Krum while explaining something to her friends. They noticed Harry and Ron nod as Hermione followed Viktor out of the great hall.

"Wonder where they're off to?" Lucius said with a bit of jealousy

"No idea but there is only one way to find out." Severus replied with a quick raise of the eyebrow. The men waited for a minute before standing and following the pair. As soon as Lucius and Severus hit the hallway, they quickly disillusioned themselves and followed the chatting pair out to the pitch.

Severus gave Lucius a smirk as he noticed a blanket laid out with two meals on it, "Isn't that sweet" he chuckled.

"Hardly" Lucius replied

The men continued to watch quietly as they ate, not wanting to draw attention to themselves. They noticed Krum stand up and pull his broom from his pocket, and then enlarged it.

"That one's new." Hermione stated

"Yes, I bought it when I found out I was to be teaching here. Are you ready?"

Hermione nodded and stood from the ground.

"If he thinks she is going to get on that thing he's insane." Severus chuckled, knowing Hermione hated flying.

"Well, he's either insane or has the right persuasion because she just threw her leg over." Lucius replied. Severus whipped his head around in just enough time to see Hermione scoot against the front of Viktor and him kick off. Hermione let out a small squeak, but seemed fine.

"Well I'll be a son of a bitch." Severus breathed, "I think we need to find a way to keep them apart if this is ever going to happen."

"I agree, but for now, we worry about how to get her for ourselves."

Both men gave a nod and walked back towards the castle. Detention was going to be fun.