"...say. We haven't seen or heard of Weavile in several months." Vanilluxe stated to Cherrim as the two were going through the Marine Tube from Undella Town that lead into Humilau City. "You think he's doing fine?
"Oh, Weavile's fine. It's Meloetta that I'm more concerned about." Cherrim explained as she watched the various different water type Pokemon swim around them, folding her stubby yellow arms together. "You can't be sure of what to make of her when she's around, what with her love of icing and singing."
"That's true. You think she's doing anything naughty?" Vanilluxe commented as she spun around.
"Most likely... but I don't like to think about it. It's too nasty for little old me." Cherrim remarked as she blushed.
Suddenly the two bumped into The Grinch, who was just going through the Marine Tube for... some reason.
"What?" The Grinch snarled at the two Pokemon as he folded his furry green arms. "Can't a guy get some enjoyment around here?"
Vanilluxe and Cherrim had to time to react, for The Grinch ate them up in one whole gulp.
Meanwhile, back to our main pair of literal fucking idiots, somewhere in Humilau City, in one of the apartments near the Marine Tube, were Weavile and Aria Meloetta still having sex, with Weavile going in and out as Meloetta moaned musical notes of pleasure at a high pitched tone.
"You think /vp/ will ever be as good as the sex we've been constantly having for years?" Meloetta asked as she smirked, feeling Weavile really digging through her.
"Nah," Weavile replied as he just shook his head in response. "That shitfest of a crappy imageboard was never good."
"I speak for the author like I do the trees!" The Lorax randomly exclaimed as his head popped out of Meloetta's ass, making Weavile pull out in pain and fall on his back. "I think this story is shit, if you please!"
Meloetta screamed in horror at the sight of the Lorax, wondering how the hell did the orange furry Danny Devito god get inside her. Weavile, on the other hand, was having a heart attack. What a wimp.