Wrong, Draco was wrong and no matter how hard he tried to work everything out, he just couldn't figure out why the innocent little Gryffindor was not only shagging a professor but his father as well. He refused to believe it at first but when the moaning started, he knew there was no denying it.
It didn't make sense to him. She always seemed sooo, soo, pure. Sure, he knew she had a thing with Krum but his Father and Severus were much older than her, not to mention both were ex-deatheaters. She had to be nuts, which was the only thing he could come up with.
He eventually put up a silencing charm since not a single one of the three seemed to remember to do so. The moans weren't too bad at first but when he started to hear his father and Severus that changed things for him and it was not something he needed or wanted to hear ever again.
Hermione and Severus being in the manor caused a slight problem for Draco. He had his own little secret and knew things would blow up, especially since Hermione was already in the manor. He wrote out a quick note and sent it by owl to his lover. He needed to figure out what they were going to do as his lover planned to sneak away from the burrow, claiming that he needed to go visit his other family… He was sure Harry would have a fit if he found out about Hermione.
It only took an hour to receive a reply back; only Harry arrived by the port key Draco had created for him.
"Harry, it's not a good idea for you to be here right now… things have come up."
Harry looked at Draco confused, "Have you told your father about us yet?"
"No, I didn't get a chance." Draco replied with a sigh, "Listen, let's just go to my room and I will explain everything to you the best I can as I am still trying to wrap my mind around the entire thing myself."
Harry was worried that Draco was going to back out of their relationship. They had been hiding it for months now and both had decided that Christmas break would be the best time to tell Lucius so they could have an open relationship when the holidays ended.
….
Once they arrived in Dracos' room, Harry sat down on the large bed and prepared himself for the break-up that was sure to come. He watched in agony as Draco fidgeted around and refused to look at him.
"Did I do something wrong?" Harry finally asked
Draco turned his head quickly and went to the bed. He sat down next to Harry and wrapped an arm around his lover.
"This isn't about us" Draco said carefully, "You and I are fine and I still plan to tell my father about us so don't worry about that."
"Then what has you so tense?"
"I want to tell you but you have to promise not to freak out. I don't know everything that's going on as I just found out myself but it involves people we both know."
Harry nodded and urged Draco to continue.
"My father and Snape are apparently in a… relationship."
Harry started to laugh; he never figured Snape or Lucius to be poofs.
"So what, they are gay… so are we, it's not really a big deal."
Draco scratched his head, "I honestly don't think they are involved with each other but I know they are involved with a female and from what I could hear, and they are both just involved with her."
"Who's the girl?"
"You can't get angry."
"I won't" Harry replied wanting Draco to hurry up with it.
"Well, my father was in the process of telling me that he was going to have guest at the manor for the Holidays. He also mentioned the line ' What happens in the manor, stay in the manor' so I was thinking he had a few lovers coming over… I was right and they showed up a few minutes later."
Draco paused again to see if there was a way to put it gently but in the end, he decided to just be blunt and get it over with.
"Harry, Snape showed up with Hermione. The three of them are in the process of shagging as we speak."
Harry shook his head. Surely his ears were clogged from coming by port key or maybe he was just tired – yeah, tired, that had to be it. He was determined to go with tired as he was sure Draco just said Hermione, his Hermione, was shagging Snape and Lucius.
"Are you alright?" Draco asked
Harry just chuckled, "Actually, I think I need some sleep because I thought you just said Hermione Granger was upstairs shagging Snape and Lucius. I need to get more sleep apparently."
"You are not tired, Harry, I did say that."
Harry just blinked stupidly. Was it even possible? Wasn't she with Krum?
"We will talk to them later" Draco said with a cringe, "It looks like we all have some things to go over tonight."
…..
A few hours later, a small house elf popped into Draco's room.
"Master says dinner is ready and he wants to talks to you."
Draco nodded, "Who's all in there?"
"Masters Malfoy, Snape, and the Miss." The little elf replied.
"We will be down in a few minutes." Draco answered.
The elf winked out of the room and Draco turned to Harry.
"Are you ready to face this?"
Harry nodded and swallowed. He had made his decision that obviously the Golden Trio was nothing but freaks. He was gay with Draco 'friggin' Malfoy and Hermione was banging two deatheaters – maybe the elves were slipping things in the food at Hogwarts.
The two walked down the halls, hand in hand, and made their way to the dining room. Draco pushed open the door and walked inside, pulling Harry with him. Five sets of eyes looked back and forth between each other before Hermione let out a panicked laugh and fainted.
A/N: Okay, so I decided to not involve slash between Lucius and Severus in this story but added Harry and Draco to the mix so slash could be involved if so desired by the readers.