McHart Relationship Questions-

Who is the big spoon/little spoon?

Kurt- big spoon

Diane- little spoon

What are their nicknames for one another?

Kurt- Cowboy

Diane- Hun

Who is the better cook?

Depends on what it is. Usually Kurt though.

What is their song?

*did not put anything, but if you have an idea please please please comment!

Who remembers their anniversaries?

Both of them, they love to spend time with each other those days. Not as much of a gift giving occasion.

What is their favorite thing to do with each other?

Reading. Sometimes they will switch books or sometimes she leans her head on his shoulder and reads the book with him.

Who 'wears the pants' in the relationship?

Depends who you ask. Diane sometimes says it's Kurt, but everyone knows it's Diane.

If they were to go to the beach, who would lounge under the sun, and who would actually swim?

Diane would lounge until Kurt dragged her into the water, but it is always too cold.

Who tells the other to quit bouncing their leg?

Kurt. Diane always puts her hand on his knee when it starts to annoy her.

Who falls asleep on the other?

Diane falls asleep on Kurt and he loves it.

Who jams out to music the other hates?

Kurt sometimes plays country music really loud in the lab. Diane always makes the comment, "this music is always about a lonely drunken cowboy who lost his love."

Who starts the pillow fight?

Diane when Kurt says something stupid.

In the morning, who is the early riser and who is the one who pulls them back to the bed for cuddles?

Diane wakes up first, but Kurt loves to stay in bed with her.

Who watches horror movies and acts tough, only to be freaked out at night later?

Diane. She likes to acts tough, but Kurt knows the when she casually hugs him and buries her face in his arm that she is kind of scared.

Who is more prone to jealousy?

Diane will drop not so slight hints that she doesn't like the other woman, but Kurt goes silent for the night when he gets jealous.

Who gets up and makes breakfast for the other in the morning?

Kurt likes to make breakfast in the mornings for Diane when she sleeps in late.

Who's better at comforting the other?

Kurt. Usually his hugs to the trick.

Who will pin the other down and tickle them after a fight?

Kurt because he loves to see her smile and he doesn't make as big of a deal of their fights as she does.

Who uses all of the hot water?

Diane does. Out of all of the things that do not bother Kurt, this one bothers him.

What is the most trivial thing they fight over?

As much as they try not to let it bother them, politics.

Who does the most cleaning?

Diane, she loves a clean house.

Who steals the blankets?

Diane because she is controlling even in her sleep. Kurt doesn't mind too much, when she does he will just pull and arm around her to get some of the covers back.

Who leaves their stuff lying around?

Diane and Kurt. Kurt leaves little pointless things around like clothes and books. Diane leaves her case papers, flashcards, and she loses her glasses sometimes too.

Who remembers to buy milk?

Whoever gets the honor of taking the shopping list to town that day.

How often do they fight?

They fight when they are both on edge from work.

What do they do when they are away from each other?

When one goes on a trip for business and such, they will talk on the phone for long periods of time when they aren't busy.

Who kisses who first?

It is fairly equal. When Diane is rambling or when she is stressed, he will kiss her. Whenever Kurt is being Kurt, Diane likes to kiss him.

Who complains about everything being too expensive when they go shopping?

Kurt.

Who sings in the shower and the other secretly loves it?

Diane sings in the shower and that is the only time she sings, sometimes she hums though.

Who has Careless Whisper on their phone to play at inappropriate times?

Kurt. Once when they were watching a TV show, that only Diane wanted to watch, Kurt started playing it to get Diane's attention.

Who initiates hand holding?

Kurt likes to hold her hand when she is sad or when they are sitting in bed reading.

What do they dance to in the living room?

Slow country music. Diane says she hates it, but she loves dancing with Kurt to it anyway.

Which kisses the other to shut them up?

Kurt. Just. Kurt