Console Wars
By Ultimax10
The Kidnapping:
At Smash Mansion:
It was a beautiful morning at the Smash Mansion. Mostly everyone was at the cafeteria or at the lounge. Samus, Pikachu, Link, Zelda, Snake, Daisy, and Chief were all sitting at their table in the Smasheteria (cafeteria) minding their own business, when all of the sudden, an egg flew out of nowhere and hit Samus in the back of the head. "THE FUCK?!" Samus yelled touching the back of her head to see egg yolk dripping on her fingers. "WHO THE FUCK THREW THAT AT ME?!" Samus yelled so loud that the whole cafeteria went silent. Falco couldn't contain his laughter anymore. He bursted out laughing and pointed at the enraged ex-bounty huntress. Samus got up from the table with her fists clenched in anger. Zelda grabbed Samus' wrist but Samus shook her off. She has had enough from that blue feathered bastard. She stomped her way over towards the still hysterical Falco and went behind him. Falco then had his head shoved in his plate of biscuits and gravy. "Asshole!" Samus yelled as she started to walk back to the table. "Bitch!" Falco yelled back. This had definitely set Samus off. She darted back towards the table that Fox had just got up and ran from, not wanting to get stuck in the feud. Samus grabbed Falco by throat and pinned him against the wall. Her fist clenched with rage. "That's it you ignorant blue feathered piece of shit! Samus growled as she pulled her fist back. Before she could pound Falco's gravy covered face into the wall, She was grabbed by Zelda and Link who were Trying to restrain the angered huntress. "Samus please," Zelda pleaded. "This idiot isn't even worth your time." Zelda spoke as Samus released her grip on Falco. Letting the blue bird-human hybrid fall to the floor on his tush. Falco then got up, grabbed his plate, and threw it at Samus. The plate missed its intended target and instead the gravy hit all three of the smashers. "Why you little piece of shit!" Link yelled at Falco as he let go of Samus. Zelda followed suit and used her magic to give herself and her friends their plates of food. "This was a brand new dress you ass!" Zelda screamed in an unladylike manner as she threw her plate at the bird. Falco than spat at her as Link pinned him to the wall again. "Uh! HOW DARE YOU!?" Zelda yelled as she whipped the spit off herself and then grabbed Samus' tray and smashed the hot plate of eggs in Falco's face. "What the hell you crazy lesbo bitch!" Falco screamed at Zelda. "THAT'S IT! HOLD EM THERE!" Samus yelled as she moved towards the now trapped Falco. Samus then punched Falco straight in the gut. Falco was released as Samus then kicked him in the face, knocking the bird out cold. Link then took his bowl of cereal and dumped it on Falco's unconscious head. The three were now headed towards the table but stopped once they saw that they had started a food fight in the cafeteria. It wasn't just a normal food fight, no. It was an all out Food Brawl! Smashers fought each other and used their food as projectiles and blinding items. Samus, Zelda, and Link just hid underneath their table until it it was over. In the lounge there was a bar (closed of course). Mario sat on one of the bar stools talking to Steve and Yoshi. In the corner by the large glass windows stood a chess table. Which was preoccupied by The galactic princess herself Rosalina, and her best friend, the Mii gunner named Elijah. They were drinking Rosalina's famous star tea which Elijah just loved. The two liked each other very much but neither of them were brave enough to tell the other. Check-mate! Rosalina exclaimed as she took a sip of her tea. She then returned to hugging Luma who sat on her lap. Elijah was trying to concentrate but then heard an extremely loud but muffled yell through the cafeteria's doors on the other side of the room. "Flkon "pnch! the muffled voice yelled as Wario went flying through the doors. "Watch out!" Elijah exclaimed as he jumped towards Rosalina And pushed her down. Wario crashed into the chess table. Breaking it into pieces. Chess pieces went flying opened her eyes to find Elijah on top of her on the floor. Both of them started to blush. "Oh um Eli, t-thank you for that." Rosalina's face turned an even richer shade of red. "Um, no-no problem Rosalina." The Mii replied. His face now as red as crimson. Luma was right between the two. Feeling quite squished. "Oh sorry Luma!" Elijah apologized as he got off of his friends. The Mii gunner was tall, fairly muscular, had brown eyes, black curly hair, a mixed skin complexion, and wore the super smash bros t-shirt DLC outfit with a smash symbol headband. The Mii moved his hand towards his friend and she took it. He then pulled Rosalina up from the floor. Little Mac was then shot through the doors by what seems to have been Din's Fire. "You hit on Samus again, and I will personally shrink you down to the size of your boxing glove!" Zelda protectively threatened as she linked arms with Samus as they began to exit the lounge. But all of a sudden, three vortexes opened and three figures jumped out. The figures were Ganondorf, MetaKnight, and King Dedede. Ganondorf punched Samus into a wall and she fell to the floor. Zelda teleported behind him and kicked him in the back of the knee, giving Ganondorf a Charlie Horse. Elijah and Rosalina sprang into action as they took on MetaKnight. Mario and Yoshi stalled Dedede so Steve could get some , Link, Kirby, DK, Marth, Little Mac, Fox, Sonic, and Captain Falcon all came rushing in. Snake and Chief decided to take a more stealthy approach. Samus got up and held her throbbing head. "Ganondork I'm gonna murder your ass!" An enraged Samus yelled as she called for her suit. Once the suit was on, she shot Ganon in the face with a plasma blast. Samus then tied her plasma whip around his neck as he struggled for oxygen. Ganondorf smashed his back into a wall trying to shrug Samus off of him. Ganondorf was soon running towards Zelda and grabbed her. Link and Sonic ran after Ganondorf. Suddenly a vortex opens underneath Ganondorf and the two women. They fell through as Link and Sonic followed suit. The air vents were then banged open and Snake and Master Chief jumped out of the vent and into the closing portal. Elijah shot some gunner missiles at the masked warrior as he used his dimensional cloak to disappear and reappear behind the Mii gunner. MetaKnight slashed Elijah in the back as he cried in pain. Rosalina then used her gravity pull to pull MetaKnight in, and used her wand to levitate the circular knight. Rosalina then threw MetaKnight across the room and Kirby swallowed him. Another vortex opened and Wolf jumped out kicking Kirby in the face/body. Kirby then spat out MetaKnight who grabbed Kirby and threw him into a wall. Mario, Steve, and Yoshi were all bashed through the Lounge's wall thanks to Dedede's oversized mallet. The trio were knocked unconscious. DK, Captain Falcon, and Little Mac charged at the gigantic penguin but were soon knocked into a portal by Wario. Elijah, Fox, Marth, Kirby, and Rosalina were the last conscious smashers standing. Fox then clawed at Rosalina and scratched her left side of her cheek, sleeve, and torso. "Rosalina!" Elijah exclaimed as he threw Wario at Wolf. The Mii ran towards his friend. "I'm fine. Just a little scratched up at the moment." Rosalina joked as he helped her up. The Mii could only force a small smile. Fox then grabbed Wolf and grand slammed him into the ground as he shot his arch-enemy with his blaster. Wario and Dedede took on Kirby and Marth. Dedede Smashed Kirby in the head with his mallet and the pink circular creature flew into an opening vortex. Marth was soon slammed into the same vortex by Wario's motorcycle. Fox was dazed by Wolf's blaster and was soon thrown into the vortex as well. Elijah and Rosalina stood on the opposite side of the vortex and villains. They were ready to fight but were thrashed into the portal by MetaKnight who had sneakily teleported behind them.
The vortex closed. "Now let's get to work." MetaKnight exclaimed as he and his new partners walked off. Little did they realize that someone had watched the whole incident. The ice climbers, known as Nana and Popo, Ness, Lucas, and Pikachu hid in the Smasheteria watching through the cracked double doors.
Hope you enjoyed this story in general so far! I would really appreciate it if some of you visitors and viewers would send some feedback or invite some other fanfictionists to review my work!
P.S. Sheik does exist in the story and will play a huge part later in the story. Please let me know who else you want to see in the console wars! Peace out!