"Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey!" Fou shouted at the top of her lungs and she threw Allen Walker's door open at seven o'clock in the morning. Now, usually, Allen was a morning person, but since he stayed up a little bit longer than usual last night, he was not prepared to deal with the morning sunlight so early. Perhaps another two hours would do him some good. "Dude, wake up. I added Shifu, Rikei, and Lou Fa to the chat by the way. Hope you don't mind. Hm, they did seem..." What's she even talking about? Ugh, she'd kill me if she knew I wasn't listening. Suddenly, it went quiet. Allen suspected this silence. "Aaaaalleeeeen~" She sang, walking around the bed towards the side he was facing. "Waaaake uuuuup."
"Don't wanna." Allen mumbled and turned to the other side.
"Stop being a lazy ass and get up."
"Mm." Allen mumbled back. She once again walked to the side he was facing with her phone in her hand.
"Hmm...would you get up if I said that I ran by McDonald's before I got here?" She laughed instantly when Allen sat up.
"Food?" Allen narrowed his eyes at the bright lights and stumbled over a few things to close his curtains. Fou just sat there dying on his bed. "Aren't you used to this by now...?" Allen mumbled, his eyes narrowing even further when he heard his phone vibrating.
Many times.
"What are they rambling about now...?" He questioned and picked his phone up, narrowing his eyes at the bright screen.
Lavi: PFFT *keeps this for future reference*
Lenalee: Oh my god that is so precious
Kanda: wtf
Rikei: Haha, that's our Allen alright!
...what?
Allen: What happened I heard my name
Lenalee: You are too cute, Allen!
Allen: ...no e.e
Lavi: That was pretty funny
Allen: It's like 7 in the morning what are you guys even doing awake...
Lenalee: Watching a video of you I guess...
Allen: ...what...
Lenalee: ^^^look up
Allen narrowed his eyes and scrolled up, only to see that Fou had been taking a video of him the entire time. He glared and looked up, seeing Fou on her phone. "I hate you." He grumbled.
Fou sent a video
Allen: STOP DOING THAT
Lenalee: Pffffft
Lavi: xD
Toma: Fou why do you keep posting pictures and videos of Allen do you like him or something?
Fou: Allen's gay.
Allen: I AM NOT
Fou: And in the closet
Allen: NO.
Fou: Plus Lenalee said that he never posts pictures of himself here so I figured I'd do it for him! :D
Allen: You are a horrible person.
"Where's the food?" Allen mumbled, getting up and leaving the room, following the scent.
"Follow your nose!" She replied from the bedroom, wondering why she even bothered saying anything if she knew that Allen was already doing that. Instead, she continued to message the others about Allen's abnormally large stomach. Allen was digging into the McDonald's bag, his mouth watering by the mere scent of the food. He ignored his buzzing phone and ate everything in a timely manner. He didn't know why Fou always talked about him having a crazy stomach. He ate his food as fast as everyone else did. He just...ate a lot more in that period of time. The buzzing in his pocket was starting to get quite annoying, so he picked up his phone and narrowed his eyes at it, glaring at the messages.
Toma: Not to be rude, but what IS Allen's sexuality anyways? In all seriousness.
Fou: Gay.
Rikei: Gay.
Shifu: Homosexual.
Lou Fa: ...*slow shrug*
Lenalee: Welp.
Allen: ACTUALLY I'm PANsexual.
Lavi: ...you like bread?
Allen: ...
Fou: PFFFFFFT
Allen: In all honestly, I was expecting pans, but bread?
Lavi: Isn't pan French for bread or something? I didn't know you liked bread, Allen.
Allen: -_-
Lenalee: What is pan, might I ask?
Shifu: Pansexuality is the attraction to any or no particular gender. Aka, Female, Male, Trans, Gender-fluid.
Lavi: So he loves everyone? Damn. Looks like I got some competition, eh? ;P
Allen: WHAT
Fou: LOL
Toma: ...did I miss something?
Lenalee: Nah. Lavi's just being his usual flirty self.
Allen put his phone down with a sigh. He was beginning to think Lavi as a womanizer. He didn't really like womanizers for two reasons. One: it was just a bad thing in general to take a lot of girls out on dates and not focus on one at a time and two: Cross. He didn't want to dislike Lavi for this, but he was starting to think that maybe Lavi needed to chill his hormones. His attention focused on his phone, which was going nuts yet again.
Lenalee: I think Allen should rate us since he likes all genders! Then maybe we can find him someone!
Allen: What.
Rikei: XD
Allen: What is going on?
Fou: Do you never read the conversation before you join in?
Allen: I used to. Then I realized that that takes about half an hour sometimes.
Fou: XD
Allen: Now, can someone explain?
Lavi: OOOOOOOHHHH ALLEN RATE ME PLS
Lenalee: Please*
Allen: No.
Lavi: *pouts* whyyyyy
Allen: Because your ego doesn't need to go any higher.
Lavi: ARE YOU InSISTING THAT YOuR RATING WILL BE HIGH BECAUSE I'M HOT THEREFORE MY EGO WILL BE HIGH BECAUSE HAHA YOU THINK I'M HOT
Allen: Lavi.
Lavi: Yis? c:
Allen: Chill.
Lenalee: XDDD
Lenalee: What about me, Allen?! x'D
Allen: 8 1/2
Fou: LOOOOOL
Lavi: D:!
Rikei: Eyyyyyy
Allen: Hmm 8
Rikei: EYYYYY THAT'S HIGHER THAN I EXPECTED THAAAANKS
Toma: What did I just walk into...
Allen: Sorry, Toma. 4.
Allen could hear Fou snort from upstairs.
Toma: uh...thanks?
Allen: :)
Kanda: You're fucking stupid, beansprout
Allen: Actually, I'd give you a 9.
Lenalee: WHOA
Lavi: What about meeeeeeee Dx
Lenalee: Damn. Kanda's more attractive than I am. I need to work on this.
Fou: Don't even want to know my rating if girly boy over here is that high
Kanda: Fuck all of you.
Fou: Whore.
Lavi: What
Lavi: About
Lavi: Meeeeeeee
Allen: Nope.
Lavi: D':
"Hey, Allen! Wanna go to the fair?"
Allen blinked and put his phone down slowly.
"There's a fair today?"
"Yep!"
"I don't see why not. What time does it start?"
"About ten."
They both looked over at the oven clock. It was only about seven thirty. They then exchanged looks. "Nap time?" Allen questioned. Fou nodded. This happened often, actually. Even if Allen had just now woke up, if they didn't really feel like doing anything until a certain time, they'd take a nap until they woke up for that designated time.
Nap time only lasted for an hour since they both woke up to his phone buzzing like crazy.
"Dude. Answer your phone." Fou growled. Allen groaned in response and rolled over, grabbing his phone. "Stay on your side of the bed." She grumbled, kicking him. Allen stuck his tongue out at her before sliding his thumb across the screen.
"Hello?"
Allen was instantly awake, when the mysterious person, a woman named Klaud, told him that he was being called for his application from three days ago. He stood up and walked out of the room. Fou noticed this and watched him from the room. He looked...a bit excited...and happy. She snorted and checked the chat.
Lenalee: It's deadly quiet in here.
Fou: Allen and I took a nap.
Lenalee: A nap?
Fou: Yeah. Cause we're going to a fair later. It's a pleasant way to kill time.
Lavi: I can tell you a few other pleasant ways to kill time ;D
Lenalee: *rolls eyes*
Fou: Nor Allen or I am sexting you, Lavi.
Lavi: O.O
Fou: Ah. He's coming back.
"Guess who just got a joooob? Well, it's not really official or anything. But I'm pretty confident." Allen grinned. Fou's eyebrows skyrocketed.
"Dude, nice. Where at?"
"The BP down the road. I can't drive so."
"You mean the BP across from where I work?"
Allen blinked.
"Oh yeah...there is a Taco Bell right there isn't there?" Fou gave him the cheesiest grin. "Great." Allen huffed. "I'm going to have to deal with you, aren't I?"
"Heeeell yeah. Think about it this way, when I come to visit you, I'll be bringing food with me." She winked. Allen thought about that for a moment.
"I think I can deal with that."
"There is no can, you will."
"I honestly don't think I really have a choice in this matter."
"You don't." She smirked and hopped off the bed. "Now that the both of us are fully awake and..." she paused to check her phone, "...it's only eight thirty, that leaves us with an hour and a half before the fair. Perhaps we should sneak the others out of college and hang out?"
"That isn't good for their education." Allen pointed out.
"College is stupid." She grumbled, kicking a stray pillow.
"I'm not sure whether to agree with you or not. In all honesty it just seems like an expensive way to get a better job."
"Because that is what college means." She rolled her eyes. "I'm sure if you just live with a few other people, you don't really need to have a big fancy-shmancy job."
"But if you live with a few other people, you won't get any privacy, Fou." Allen replied.
"Who needs privacy?"
"Um. Everyone. What if in the middle of your changing, Rikei slammed your door open to ask you something?"
"One: who ever said I'd be living with him and two: so what? They're just boobs." Allen face palmed. "Not to mention, he's in some science thing, am I right? He's had to see them in textbooks and all that. Not to mention there's porn."
"Fou, that's different. He's going to see his best friend naked and I'm pretty sure it'd be awkward for him."
She just shrugged. Allen sighed in response. He forgot how uncaring this girl could be about her body. Not that she'd go showing it off to everyone, but she just didn't care if it were her friends. In fact, she'd tried dressing in front of him one day...of course, he wouldn't have any of it and left the room. Privacy just didn't seem to occur to her unless she was around strangers. Even then he still questioned it.
"Hey, Allen, wanna go to a con sometime?" She suddenly questioned out of nowhere. Allen narrowed his eyes and looked at her strangely.
"Since when are you interested in conventions?"
"Uh, since I'm the best gamer in the world. Not all conventions are about your whole Japanese thing."
"You watch those 'Japanese things' too, you know." Allen snapped.
"Yeah, yeah," she said dismissively before her eyes lit up, "we can even cosplay! Together! From an anime we both know though."
"What about the others? I don't want to leave them out of it...if we do this anyways."
"They've probably got college."
"We can still ask...wait, when are you planning on going anyways?"
"You mean: when are we planning on going," she corrected, "and, if we're cosplaying, I was thinking sometime January next year. There's this huge convention called Ohayocon."
"That...wait, Ohio as in the state, or Ohayo as in the greeting?"
"Greeting." She replied shortly, before continuing on why they should go to that one, "I'm thinking one that's a bit far away. Knowing you, you'll probably want to buy your cosplay since you can't really make anything. I can't either, so I'll also be buying mine...but one: you need to work in order to accumulate some mula, two: we need to prepare for it. Other than cosplay, we'll need to save up for a hotel-motel thing and maybe some snacks too."
"That...isn't a bad plan, actually. If I am hired, then that'll give me time. I still think we should ask the others though."
"Ugh fine we will. Right now, we need to decide on which anime we're cosplaying from." The orange-haired girl was suddenly excited about this topic.
"Well, considering you've only watched three animes, this isn't going to be hard."
She smacked him for that one.
"So, you've watched Ouran, InuYasha, and...Tokyo Ghoul?"
"OOOOOH I WANNA DO TOKYO GHOUL!" She said suddenly, clapping her hands together excitedly. Allen sighed, he had a feeling she'd want to do that one. It was quite popular lately, along with Attack on Titan, considering that the plot was very confusing if you compared the manga and the anime together. Fou didn't read manga though, so they'd definitely be cosplaying from the anime. The differences between those two would be that it almost seemed like everyone had black hair in the manga when really their hair was purple. It didn't bother him that much though.
"Okay, step one: chill, step two: decide on your character."
"Hmm..." She hummed in thought, browsing through her favorite characters in her head. "Either Rize or Touka. I don't want to do all that binding junk. Considering your favorite character is Kaneki, maybe doing Rize would be too creepy." Allen nodded in agreement. "So, Touka it is. Are you going to be doing black hair Kaneki or?"
"Black hair." Allen replied before she could have the idea of him not even wearing a wig since his hair was perfect for the other Kaneki. Fou hummed to herself.
"In that case, you probably won't even need to buy any cosplay. You could either wear regular clothes, or you could do the Anteiku version and I'm pretty sure you already have all you need for that. So all you'd need is an eye patch and a wig...that's not really expensive either."
"Well, if I do Anteiku, then you have to do Anteiku." Allen mumbled.
"Yep! In that case, I'm gonna need to borrow some of your clothes."
"I don't have any dark brown skirts."
"I said some." She grumbled, grabbing his cheek. Allen smacked her hand away, rubbing his cheek with a pout. Allen grabbed his phone to check the chat and Fou snatched hers immediately and began typing.
Lenalee: I think cosplaying would be fun.
Kanda: It sounds stupid. Who'd want to dress up as someone else
Lavi: Uh, people who like the anime/game/thing?
Fou: SPEAKING OF Allen and I are totally cosplaying and going to a con next year.
Lenalee: WHAAAAAAT WHY DIDN'T I HEAR ABOUT THIS!?
Allen: Because it was just decided on a few minutes ago. Fou's just really excited and figured she should tell you first.
Lenalee: What anime?
Allen: Considering she's only seen three, it's Tokyo Ghoul
Lenalee: :O!
Lavi: Eyyyy I've seen that! Lenalee made me watch it with her.
Lenalee: Don't listen to him, he wanted to watch an anime AND he cried straight through the ending ;P
Lavi: DID NOT
Lenalee: *rolls eyes* you SO did.
Lavi: QnQ it was sad. Why do all my favorite characters die?
Fou: You liked Hide?
Lavi: I STILL LIKE HIM DON'T USE PAST TENSE ;A;
Fou: xDDDD I'm going to cosplay Touka and Allen is cosplaying Kaneki. We're doing the Anteiku version! :D
Lenalee: Wow, that sounds like a lot of fun, what about Rikei, Shifu, and Lou Fa?
Fou: They're in classes right now, so I haven't talked with them yet.
Lenalee: I want to cosplay Hinami.
Fou: DO IT
Lenalee: okay xD I think Lavi should cosplay Hide.
Lavi: THat sounds AWESOME! I'M GOnNA DO IT!
Allen: ...right.
Lenalee: ;D
Lavi: I think I missed something...
Allen: Nah.
Lenalee: I ship Hide and Kaneki :DDD
Lavi: ...O.o
Lenalee: Allen does too :DDD
Fou: xD You totally planned for this.
Lenalee: Nah ;D
Allen sighed before brushing it off. It's not like he'd actually see Lavi when he cosplayed anyways. Unless Fou decided to Skype him while they were at the con, which didn't seem likely since she'd probably want to go around and take pictures of people and buy anime merchandise so she could fit in as an Otaku. She'd probably want to go see a lot of panels as well. Still, the idea of actually going to a con seemed...really fun. He'd never been to one before, mostly because all he used to do was watch anime, read manga, and go to school besides the occasional outing with Fou and the others. Maybe the others could come with and they could do a cosplay group...that'd be really fun.
He had to admit, he was getting pretty excited.
This isn't good. I'm getting into Tokyo Ghoul...despite that the plot super confuses me...and there are holes everywhere in the manga. That isn't the only reason I haven't been updating though. Let's see...I read the manga in two days...went over to a certain friend's house *cough cough* and then watched the anime when I realized oh hey. Touka and Ayato have purple hair. I thought they had black hair, but it's actually a dark purple...*SIGH* when I came home, I made my step father watch an episode of Supernatural and then I bought the two seasons of Tokyo Ghoul on Amazon Prime Video thingy and watched the entire thing last night whilst drenching my face in tears. Yeah. It's bad. Mostly the reason for not updating though is work. That's probably going to be getting in the way of my writing a lot since I sleep until I have to get ready for work...I stayed up until four this morning and woke up around three in the afternoon, went back to sleep, and then woke back up at five and decided I should at least finish this chapter and update my crossover and FCFC (Four's a Company, Five's a Crowd) to satisfy you all. Woo. I actually ship Hide and Kaneki so hard O^O I mean, I do ship Tsukiyama and Kaneki as well as Ayato and Kaneki, but Hide and Kaneki-
Tyki: Okay. Shut up and get on with it.
Right so, anyways, I'd like to thank CaptainoftheRirenShip (muahaha yes), Lead Potato, Usagi-Twins (I did tell you about this...you just weren't in the chat at the time...), Kelly M. Black, xXPhantomXx (ahhh thank you!), CsillaDream (^^ indeed! Makes you want to go see them...if you can drive...which I can't...), banapples2018, Twistedmind64 (muahaha I am proud of myself for that!) for reviewing and all of you who have favorited and followed this story!