Editor's Note- The porn. Oh God, the porn. ='(
You've been warned.
-Light.
AN: I said stop flaming, ok? Ebony's name is EBONY. Not Mary Sue, ok?! DRACO IS SO IN LOVE with her that he is acting different! They knew each other before, ok?!
"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?"
Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he got out of it. I got out of it too.
"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.
"Ebony?" he asked.
"What?" I snapped.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing colored contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness. Suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.
And then Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out passionately against a tree. He took my top off and I took off his clothes. I even took off my bra. Then he put his thing into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became warm. And then…
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?!"
It was…Dumbledore!
Editor's Note- I don't know what to say about this one, guys. I really don't. On the other hand, Dumbledore now gets credit for being the most bad ass motherfucker in this pitiful excuse for a story.
After four chapters of this fuckery, I'm off to have a well deserved cigarette break. (Cigarettes are bad, m'kay kids?)
See you next chapter.
-Light