This chapter is done by Light's esteemed and much prettier (that's what you get for mocking my insecurities ... bitch) co-author. And joy, I get the chapter where Harry, wait Vampire is introduced. Fuck my life. Seriously.
AN: Shut up preps, okay! P.S. I won't update until you give me good reviews!
The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and black high heeled boots. I put on two pairs of skull earrings and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair purple. (EN: Tip for the future, Ebony - that'll destroy your hair)
In the Great Hall I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk and a glass of red blood. Suddenly, someone bumped into me. The blood spilled all over my top.
"Bastard!" I shouted angrily.
I regretted saying it when I looked up, and into the pale, white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks. (EN: *Sigh* Shallow much?) He was wearing so much eye-liner that it was running down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn't have glasses any more - he was wearing red contact lenses just like Draco's. There was no scar on his forehead any more. He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. He looked exactly like Joel Madden. He was so sexy that I was immediately turned on.
"I'm so sorry," he said in a shy voice.
"That's all right. What's your name?" I asked.
"My name's Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days," he grumbled.
"Why?" I exclaimed.
"Because I love the taste of human blood," he giggled.
"Well, I am a vampire," I confessed.
"Really?" he whimpered.
"Yeah," I roared.
We sat down to talk for a while. Then Draco came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me, so I left with him.
Editor's Note: Aside from some dramatic editing done in the Author's Note, there wasn't much to change in this chapter without taking away from My Immortal's unique … charm. There was however one monstrosity which had to go. The line "He was so sexy that I was immediately turned on" was originally "He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko."
… I wish I was kidding.
Also, if someone could explain to me how two people can grumble, exclaim, giggle, confess, whimper and roar in a conversation of eight sentences, I'd be really grateful.
- Livi xx