Editor's Note- More attempts at porn. Bleh.
Hey, Liv? You know I'm the better looking of us. Just look at that snazzy top hat. (I'm a strong independent black woman who don't need no man!)
-Light.
AN: Well, ok you guys, I'm only writing this because I got five good reviews. And by the way, I won't write the next chapter until I get TEN good ones! (EN- this was originally 'TIN god vons!'. The edit was on the basis of her meaning to say 'good', but if I was incorrect and she actually wants ten reviews from deities, I'm sorry Tara. Have a God review as compensastion from us here at The God Kings. =]. This also applies to the line '5 god reviuws'. ) STOP FLAMING OR I'LL REPORT YOU! Ebony isn't a Mary Sue, ok? She isn't perfect. SHES' A SATANIST! And she has problems. She's depressed for gods sake!
Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist rings on my nails. (AN: See, does that sound like a Mary Sue to you?) (En- Yes.) I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me because I was going out with Draco. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. Then we started frenching passionately (EN- At least, I'm assuming that passively was meant to be passionately.) and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took off my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We got on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy thing in me (EN- 'me' was originally 'mine'. I'll admit, both are quite disturbing, but the original will definitely give me some hardcore nightmares.) and we HAD SEX. (See, is that stupid?) (En- Yes.)
"Oh Draco, Draco!" I screamed while having an orgasm. All of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco's arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in blood-like gothic writing was the word Vampire!
I was so angry.
"You bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.
"No! No! But you don't understand!" Draco pleaded. But I knew too much.
"No, you fucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have AIDs anyway!"
I put on my clothes and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and walked until I was in Vampire's classroom where he was in a lesson with Professor Snape;
"VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled.
Editor's Note- Yeah, it's starting to make my brain explode.
-Light