In this chapter we have the utterly bambooziling POV swaps (Yes that adjective was completely appropriate and necessary) with no sort of indication as to when they happen - it killed my brain.

And Light? You know that top hat was mine and you stole it. Kleptomaniacs are really the bane of my existence.

AN: Stop flaming okay! (EN: 'flaming' was originally 'flassing' and I genuinely thought she meant 'flossing'. Then I wondered if she just wanted the world to have bad teeth.) If you do then you're a prep! (EN: Ooh, you cut us to the core, Tara. 'Prep': the world's most hurtful insult.)

Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.

"Ebony, it's not what you think!" Draco screamed sadly. (EN: Draco, YOU ARE NAKED IN SNAPE'S CLASSROOM, WHAT ARE PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO THINK?)

My friend Bloody Mary Smith smiled at me secretively. She flipped her long waste-length, gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white make-up on. Hermione (EN: Hermione? I thought we were talking about Bloody Mary Smith?) was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch, but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Gryffindor.)

"What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!" Snape demanded angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.

"Vampire, I can't believe you cheated on me with Draco!" I shouted at him. (EN: I'm so confused here, isn't she going out with Draco? Or is she just going out with everyone? Oh, my poor, abused brain.)

Everyone gasped.

I don't know why Ebony was so mad at me. (EN: Is it worrying that I actually thought she was mad at herself and thinking about herself in third person? Granted there is no logical reason for Tara to switch POV here with absolutely no explanation.) I had went out with Vampire (I'm bisexual and so is Ebony) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Brittany, a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.) (EN: These are such meaningful, likeable characters, aren't they?)

"But I'm not going out with Draco anymore!" said Vampire.

"Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!" I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility (EN: I assume this was supposed to be 'virginity' but I think I'll leave this simply because it amuses me to think that having sex with Draco makes people really tired all the time. And because I doubt she was a virgin at this stage in the story.) to Draco and then I started to bust into tears. (EN: I can't say this with any sort of certainty, but I think we're back to Ebony's POV here.)

Editor's Note: I would be more annoyed at the untimely death of my beloved brain due to the POV changes but honestly I never got past the part where Draco bursts into Snape's classroom without a stitch of clothing and Snape has nothing to say about it. I'm incapable of saying anything else about this chapter. Hopefully I'll have recovered in time for the next chapter.

Light's (Death) Note- Sorry for that pun. Really. Though I do have a prop Death Note, and I just added Tara to the list =) I just want to make a comment about the line '(I'm bisexual and so is Ebony.)' First off, Tara, you said in chapter one 'my girlfriend (Ew, not in that way!) Raven'. Your bisexuality? Seems legit. You might not be attracted to Raven, but still. 'Ew'? Really? Secondly, as a pansexual, God fuck dammit, of all the awesome non-hetero people in the world, (Neil Patrick Harris and John Barrowman, for example) WHY do we get Tara? I know the bible says it's a sin and all but don't you think giving us Tara is a bit harsh? No offense to straight people intended, so nobody get butthurt, m'kay?

Actually, know that I think about it, I'd probably say 'ew' to Raven as well. Oops.

-Light.

Light's Extra Note- Just discovered that by '(I'm bisexual and so is Ebony)' Tara meant Draco and Ebony, not herself.

Double oops. But considering that random POV switch with no warning, I think you'll forgive me.