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Prompt: Cruise


"Trash get the fuck out of my sun," Xanxus shouted.

Tsuna ducked just in time to avoid the boot that came flying at his head. He crossed his arms as he turned to him, "You could have asked more politely."

Xanxus clicked his tongue, looking away from Tsuna.

"Xanxus seriously-" Tsuna began.

Enma cut him off shouting, "I think I'm going to be sick."

Tsuna groaned as he listened to Enma heave and the sickening plop of the substance falling into the sea. "We're on a yacht Enma! You can't even feel it move."

"Um..." Tsuna felt his stomach drop when he looked up to find Dino rubbing the back of his neck.

He took a deep breath, "Dino, please tell me you didn't-"

"I kind of lost Enzio."

Tsuna let out a shrill scream as the turtle's head popped up behind the boat. "I can't go anywhere with you people around! You're worse then my guardians."

All three men gave a laugh, Enma's light and sickly and Xanxus's a loud puff while Dino gripped his stomach, before Dino managed to choke out, "Even we aren't that dysfunctional."