Counsel Me
Prompt: Careen
"I don't understand a thing this says," Dino admitted after a moment.
Tsuna groaned from the backseat, "Dino-nii! You're almost thirty, you should know how to read a map!"
"You're over twenty! What's your excuse!?" Dino snapped back.
"Shut the hell up trash!" Xanxus snapped. Both boys were thrown against their doors as the car turned around the corner.
Buckled in behind the drivers seat, Enma laughed, "Xanxus you shouldn't drive so fast if you can't turn properly."
The Varia leader glanced up at the mirror, meeting Enma's red eyes, "I will crash us on purpose I swear to god, you ginger asshole."
"My hair is too dark to be ginger!" Enma protested.
Xanxus took another turn, and Tsuna slid into Enma. The two youngest groaned as their shoulders bumped together painfully.
Tsuna groaned, "Right, pull over Xanxus. I'll drive and you can read the map."
"I am not reading a shitty map."
Enma giggled, "Xanxus do you not know how to either?"
"Of course I know how to read a fucking map."
"Then pull over!" Tsuna screeched. "Otherwise we're not gonna be late to the meeting, we're never going to arrive! You would think I would know how to get to meetings that my family plans."
E/n: I don't know why, but this might be my favorite thing I've written for this series.
I thrive off silly mafia boys dont being able to do normal things