Yo, what's up my fantastic readers! I got a new name, so don't be freaked out! I'm now known as ThatCrazyCick196! It sounds like me. AND I've got all the info I need, so I'm FINALLY gonna post the chappie! Please don't yell at me for taking forever. And I made a poll for the story! Look at it, because it'll help me in the future! AND I have an announcemetn!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KNIFE R US! I know I already said it, but I wanted to say it again. XD And, I would like for you to think of this chappie as your late birthday present. Sorry it took forever, but I hope you like it. :)

Now, with all of my crap outta the way, let's get to the chappie! :)

"Last time on Total Drama Blow-Up! The Wheel of Pain was brought out! Noah almost got mauled by a bear, and I got dissed by Heather, of all people." Just then, a shout was heard. "HEY!" Chris looked annoyed. "Stuff it, Heather!" The host then regained his composure.

"And now, I'm gonna put the rest of the contestants through the Wheel of Pain! Who will chicken out? Who will prove to be pain-tolerant? And can I get any awesomer?" This time, Noah shouted. "Awesomer isn't a word, dumbass!" Everyone laughed. Chris got really angry at that. "SHUT UP!" That got them quiet.

"Thank you! Now, what will happen? Find out, on Total! Drama! BLOW-UP!"

(Theme song plays)

The camera pans to the Wheel of Pain, and the contestants. "Now Noah! Since you participated first, Your team can get an advantage!" The Rabid Raccoons cheered. "And it'll help you in the next challenge!" Then they all groaned.

"Ok! Next to spin the wheel will be...Heather! Come on up!" Heather nervously walked up, having an idea of what's under the panels. She spun the wheel, and it landed...on a red space!

"Heather, your physical challenge is to...Stand in that pool, for 15 seconds, filled with ravenous piranhas!" Heather and Alejandro looked mortified, while everyone else laughed, hating Heather for being so cruel in previous seasons. "Ugh, I hate you Chris!" He just smiled. "I know. Now go get eaten alive by those fish!" Heather cautiously stepped into the pool, and immediately started screaming.

"OOOWWW! Get away! Ow! I'm having your mom for lunch next chance I get!" Needless to say, Heather made it to 15 seconds, and jumped out as soon as she could. But now her legs had bite marks all over them, and were slightly bleeding. "Wow, I honestly thought she wouldn't make it!" Chris said, shocked, then shook out of his daze.

"And that is a point for the Bears! Let's check the scoreboard I made out of cardboard, paint, and glue! What does it say?" The scoreboard read Bears: 1 Raccoons: 1

"Wow, I didn't think she'd make it! So that's one point for the Bears, and one for the Raccoons!" The crappy scoreboard now said one-to-one. "Ok, next to spin, for the Racoons is...Duncan! Come on up my man!" Duncan walked up and spun the wheel, and it landed on...another red space!

"Ok, Duncan! Your challenge is to...Jump over that 10 foot pit, with a bunch of old, angry snapping turtles! Oh, and did I mention they know how to jump?" Chris smiled evilly. "I Hate you McLean!" Duncan yelled. "Trust me, I think everyone here hates me! So just do it!" Duncan groaned, then went to jump the pit.

Duncan got a pretty good head-start, and when he jumped...he only made it 5 feet. He had to run the rest of the way, AND climb out of the pit! Luckily, he got out unscathed. Until the end, when a REALLY angry turtle jumped out of the pit. and snapped Duncan's kiwis.

"OOOWWW!" Everyone cringed, knowing that hurt. Gwen ran out of her seat to help here boyfriend back to her seat. Duncan kissed her cheek when they sat down, earning some 'Awws' from Gwuncan fans.

"Ok, another point for the Racoons! The score is now..." The scoreboard now read Bears: 1 Raccoons: 2

"Ok, Next challenge! For the Adam, you're up!" Adam jumped out of seat, yelling "Yeah!" He spun the wheel, and it landed on...green!

"Oohh, emotional damage! Let's see what we have here!" Chris looked at the card, and started laughing like a mad-man, freaking everybody out. "Ok, I get to ask you yes or no questions about one of you GREATEST fears. If the answer's yes, I keep asking! If the answers no, then you go sit down. Kapeshe?" Adam nodded, feeling a little nervous.

"Ok! Does your fear have anything to do with the sea?" Adam nodded his head. "Any sea plant!" Adam eagerly nodded his head no. "Dang it! Go sit down!" Adam walked back to his seat, muttering 'Thank God!' As he sat down.

"And since he survived that, the score now reads?!" Bears: 2 Raccoons: 2

"And next for the Raccoons, is Skylar! Get your butt up here!" She looked at Bella, Zane, and Sally while trying, and failing not to look at Noah. She then walked down the steps nervously, but not without a vote of confidence from some of her friends.

"You got this!" Bella yelled. "Don't screw up!" Zane yelled as well, which earned him a playful smack from Bella. And just as she was about to keep walking, she heard a "Good luck." from Noah. She turned around, smiled at all of them, with her smile lingering on Noah a little longer, and kept walking. And it seemed Sally was the only one to notice this.

(Confessional: Sally)

Sally: Ok, she and I DEFENITLY have a problem now.

(End Confessional)

"Ok Skylar, spin the wheel and select your torture!" Skylar spun the wheel, REALLY HARD. So hard, it spun all the way around 3 times! But it finally stopped...on a green space!

"Yay, more emotional damage! Now, what does this card say? Oh sweet! You're gonna hate me for this, Sky!" That got her SO nervous! "Ok, I made you guys send in 1 fear, right? Well, Skylar, you're gonna face the one you sent me!" She looked mortified.

Just then, a HUGE cardboard box fell from the sky, without a dent. Skylar shook her head. "Oh no, oh no no NO!" Sky screamed. "Yes, yes yes yes YES!" And Chris shoved her in the box, while she banged on the while screaming "LET ME OUT! COME ON!" Chris just laughed, along with Heather, Alejandro, and Scott.

"She's got to last 5 minutes in that box, that will be shrinking when I press this button!" Chris told everyone else. He then pressed the button, which made the box...you guessed it...get smaller, by a pretty large amount the first time. Everyone could hear Skylar scream, "YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME?!" Prompting more laughs from the villians of the show.

At the 1 minute and 25 second mark, Chris pressed the button, making the box even smaller. Skylar groaned, and started humming a song to calm herself down. The Raccoons were on edge, while the Bears were waiting for Skylar to crack.

After 3 minutes and 47 seconds, the box was almost too small for Skylar to sit criss-cross, so she had to push her legs up to her chest. She sounded like she was breathing heavily, which freaked Bella out. She grabbed Zane's hand to calm her down, then realized what she did, and blushed a shade of pink. Zane smiled one of those smiles where you couldn't tell of it was a smirk or a smile.

(Confessional: Bella)

Bella: What did I just do?! Oh crap...I mean... *Blushes*

(End Confessional)

(Confessional: Zane)

Zane: I could get used to this.

(End Confessional)

At the 4 minute 18 second mark, Skylar started hypervenalating. She even started to freak Chris out! "Should we let her out?" The host asked. Bella nodded her head in a 'DUH!' manner. Heather shook her head 'No way!' not surprising anyone. And that was the decision for both teams. Then, at the 4 minute and 53 second mark Skylar started to stop breathing for the last 7 seconds.

"Ok, 5 minutes are up! Get out of there, Skylar!" She then proceeded to tear through the cardboard, and land on her knees, coughing about 23 times. Bella, Zane, and Noah ran to see if she was ok. "I'm fine." She replied, trying to calm them down. Both Bella and Noah helped Skylar up, while they also helped her up the stairs, after she tried to walk up the stairs, and tripping on the second step.

"Wow Skylar! What damage did you go through?!" Chris asked. She just glared at the host, and zipped her mouth shut. "Well, after that drama episode, the score is now? Show me the score already!" Chris ordered. Bears: 2 Raccoons: 3

"Man, I think I pushed her too far! Oh well, you're up next, Alejandro!" The latino shrugged, walked up, and spun the wheel. That landed...on green...AGAIN! Wow, you people must LOVE emotional damage! And this card says...the same thing Skylar just said! So Alejandro, you ready to face...the dreaded hamster?!" When everyone heard that, they laughed SO HARD! "Wait, the great charming Alejandro, afraid of a HAMSTER?! PRICELESS!" Tyson shouted, making everyone laugh even harder.

"Ok, SHUT UP!" Heather screamed. And, even though everyone hated her, they knew to do what she said then. Chris then cleared his throat. "Ok Alejandro. You have to pet 1 hamster. Ok?" This got Alejandro sweating. "Fine. Just bring me the rat." Dawn then screamed, "It's a HAMSTER! GET IT RIGHT IDIOT!" This made everyone laugh again!

"Ok, shut up! Go Aledorko!" Heather said, embarassed her boyfriend was afraid of a hamster. The hamster was brought to Alejandro in a cage. The latino looked scared, while everyone else was snickering.

When Alejandro opened the cage, the hamster ran out, and BIT Alejandro's leg! He screamed and ran around like he got his head cut off, and everyone else laughed SO hard, someone peed themselves! But no one could tell who peed. Heather looked ashamed of her boyfriend, while everyone else, even from the Bears team, was laughing!

Alejandro was about to pick up the hamster and pet it, but the furry creature hopped up, and bit Alejerko (AN: My nickname for him!) right in the kiwis! The sly latino fell to the ground, shriekeing like a little girl, holding his crotch in pain, making everyone else laugh even MORE! Finally, Alejandro cracked. "I GIVE, I GIVE! I CAN'T DO IT!" It still took everyone else about 5 minutes to settle down.

"Wow. You must've done something REALLY terrible to a hamster to make all of them hate you!" Chris yelled. Alejandro hung his head in shame, with his team glaring at him, and the Raccoons eager to steal the point. When Alejandro came back to sit down, instead of his comfy chair to sit in, he had to be chained to the ground, like a guard dog.

"Well, that was fun! So Raccoons, who are you guys gonna send in to steal the point?" EVERYONE pointed at Dawn. The nature lover smiled, and walked down the steps, with her team cheering behind her. One person, louder than the rest, yelled, "I BELIEVE IN YOU!" Dawn turned around to see Dustin smiling at her. She smiled back, and walked toward the hamster.

(Confessional: Dawn)

Dawn: Dustin seems like a nice guy. I read his aura, and apparently, he thinks that me reading auras is awesome. He also dislikes backstabbers like Scott and Alejandro. I believe he and I will get along just fine.

(End Confessional)

When Dawn held out her hand for the fuzzy little Alejandro-biting pet on the ground, it immediatly ran into her hand. She pet it, earning the point for her team. The Racoons cheered, while the Bears were sulking.

"I just knew the Racoons would get that. Now, let's check out the score!" Bears: 2 Raccoons: 4 "And the Raccoons are in the lead! Can they make that lead bigger? Only Erin knows! Come on up here!" Erin looked nervous, like everyone, but didn't want to let her team down. So, she started walking, but someone grabbed her hand. It was Tyson.

"Hey, don't hurt yourself." He said to her. She sighed, pulling hand away quickly. "Thanks," was her reply as she walked the rest of the way.

"Ok, Erin! You ready to spin?" The scientist nodded. "Then what are you waiting for?! SPIN ALREADY!" Scaring her, she spun it, but it didn't go very far. BUT, it went far enough to hit...THE BLUE SPACE!

"ERIN, YOU LANDED ON THE BLUE SPACE!" Chris yelled. All of the raccoons cheered, ESPECIALLY Tyson, happy to be getting the free point. The Bears were pissed, and yelling 'What?!' and "That's not fair!' and 'REDO!' But Chris wouldn't budge.

"Ok boys, take away the blue space, and put in the black one!" An intern ran up with a ladder, and replaced the sky blue with a deathly black. Seeing the color scared the contestants, knowing that whoever landed on that space would probably die. Everyone vowed not to hit that space, but they all knew, someone would be unlucky. And one person was dreading having to spin the wheel.

(Confessional: Jonah)

Jonah: I hate my life. If I spin the wheel, I know I'LL be the one to hit the black space! Or Scott, he's pretty unlucky too. But, it'll probably be me!

(End Confessional)

"Wow, I can't believe the blue space just now got out! I thought the first person to spin would get it! Hmm, let's check the score now!" The new score was Bears: 2 Raccoons: 5

"And now, it's the Bears's turn! I may regret this, but Izzy, you're up!" Our favorite insane gal flipped down the stairs, cackling like a witch. Chris backed away from Izzy slowly. She spun the wheel, making the wheel almost fall off! Not surprising anyone, she got a physical challenge.

"Ok Izzy, you're physical challenge is to...swim to the end of that 10 foot...wait, you're done?!" As Chris was explaining, Izzy already started the challenge, and completed it while he was running his mouth! "Yeah,m I finished, easy! AND I made a new friend!" Izzy said, pointing to the eel hooked to her arm, that kept shocking her. "See, it's hugging me!" She then promptly fainted, with Chef picking her up and taking her to the infirmary.

"Well, I'm a little shocked! The score now goes to what? Show me!" Bears: 3 Raccoons: 5

"Next for the Raccoons is...Zane! Get your butt up here!" Zane sorta ran/hopped down the stairs. Bella looked nervous for her friend, but Skylar had other thoughts.

(Confessional: Slylar)

Skylar: Well well well Bella...I'll have to dig into this later. *smirks*

(End Confessional)

"Ok dude, spin the wheel of torture!" Zane spun the wheel, and waited what he would land on, and he got...red!

When Chris took the card off the wheel , he laughed. "Oh man, I've been waiting for someone to get this card!" Everyone knew, if Chris said that, you'd be in trouble. "You guys remember last season, right? With all the toxic waste, and the mutated enviorment? Yeah, I left a few of the plants and animals on the island!" Dawn gasped. "I hate you SO MUCH CHRIS! Those poor animals!" She flopped back down in her chair, looking worried, while Dustin tried to comfort her.

"Um, ok, I know you hate me Dawn. And anyways, one of those animals, was the laser squirrel! And Zane, I want you to catch it!" Everyone gasped, except for Scott and Heather, they just laughed. That got Dawn so angry, she yelled "SHUT UP!" Everyone was shocked, except for Arianna and Chris, who looked impressed at the anger she could have.

"Ok Zane, go! And we'll be watching you the whole time!" Chris smiled creepily. Zane quickly backed away and ran into the woods to try and catch the laser squirrel. "Ok guys, let's see how he's doing!" Chris shouted, a mini TV screen coming down from who knows where.

With Zane

"Oh laser squirrel, where are you?" ane asked loudly, trying to call the squirrel out. When that didn't work, he sighed. "I knew that wouldn't work." Just then, a rustling could be heard from one of the bushes, and making the noise was...a bunny!

"Aw, it's cute." Zane said, appreciating that something was normal on this island. But, out of nowhere, something flew through the air, and the bunny exploded! Zane got freaked out and ran away, until he remembered his challenge. He slowly turned around to see...the laser squirrel, ready to zap something!

"Good squirrel, come to papa, I'm not gonna hurt you." But apparently, the squirrel had other ideas. It zapped Zane's feet, not wanting to be taken. Zane yelped, the laser going through his shoe, AND sock, into his foot. The squirrel ran away, but Zane chased him. "Get back here, you dumb squirrel!" This went on for about 5 more minutes, with the squirrel getting away every time Zane tried to catch it. The squirrel managed to get Zane in the chest, in the arm, and in the leg with 3 more lasers.

Finally, in a last ditch effort to capture the dangerous squirrel, Zane leapt, and caught the squirrel in his hands! "YES! Now, it's time to get you to Chris!" Zane said, running back to the challenge site.

Back with the others

"Wow dude, you actually caught it! I honestly thought you would die!" Chris said, a sadistic smile on his face. "Here's the dumb squirrel." Zane said, dropping the creature near Chris's feet. Zane then stalked off to his seat, pissed he had to get that challenge.

"Well, Zane gets another point for the Racoons! The new score is..." Bears: 3 Raccoons: 6 "And the Raccoons are whipping the Bear's butts with double their score! But will this next person turn it around? Only...Scott can tell me! Come here most hated teen on this island!" Scott came up, not looking worried at all. When he spun the wheel, he didn't use much force, and the only space close enough for Scott to land on was...THE BLACK SPACE!

"OH YES, WE GET TO TRY THIS OUT!" The Racoons were cheering, because even though one of them might die, they wanted for this game to be over with, while the Bears looked defeated.

"Ok Scott, your challenge is...to jump off the cliff, and TRY to land in that tiny circle over there!" Chris pointed to a VERY small circle, almost too small for Scott to fit! "And what happens of I don't land in the circle?" Scott asked, not wanting to go back into the robot suit from last season. "Well, waiting inside the circle is a boat to take you back to the shore. on the OUTSIDE of the circle, is man eating sharks, electric eels, poisonous jellyfish, and ravenous pirhannas!" When the contestants heard that, they looked MORTIFIED.

" Is that even legal?!" Everyone screamed at the sadistic host. "Believe it or not, it is! So Scott, what will it be?" The ginger looked nervously at the cliff, then back to his teammates. Scott then hung his head in defeat. "I can't do it. I already almost lost my life because of Zoey, I'm not about to go back into that robot suit!" His team understood, but they still wanted that point. Jonah looked relieved.

(Confessional: Jonah)

I'm SO glad Scott hit the black space! I didn't need any more bad luck!

(End Confessional)

"Ok Racoons, who's gonna steal the point?" The Racoons looked nervously at each other for about 3 minutes. Finally, someone said, "I'll go." And that person was none other than...Gwen!

"Babe, you sure?" Duncan asked the goth girl. She nodded. "I actually wanna do this, show I can be useful. So, I'll do the death challenge." Gwen said, a determinated look on her face. "And we have a taker! Come with me Gwen, but put on your bathing suit first." Gwen rolled her eyes, but did as she was told anyways.

Up at the cliff

"You still sure you wanna do this, Gwenny?" The host asked, hoping she wouldn't back out. Gwen looked over the cliff, and saw the safety circle. But outside the circle, she also saw the sharks jumping out of the water, the electricity surging over the water because of the eels, the pink tops of the jellyfish, and pirhannas jumping out occasionally to try and bite something for dinner. Gwen gulped, and nodded.

"I'm sure Chris, now shut up and let me jump!" Gwen sorta yelled. "Chris backed away, his hands up in the air a little, with his classic smirk on his face. "Ok girl, it's your funeral!" Just then, without a warning, Gwen got a running head start, and jumped off the cliff, into...

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"WOW, SHE BARELY MADE IT! LIKE, IF SHE MOVED A MILLIMETER, SHE WOULD'VE FALLEN INTO THE DANGER ZONE! You know what, I just thought of a twist! Gotta get back to the game ground." Chris then ran to the other contestants, not believing what he thought of.

Meanwhile, Gwen was still in the water, looking for the boat. "Chris? CHRIS?! Ugh, this bites." Gwen said, swimming to shore somehow.

"Hey guys, how's it going?" No one answered, instead Duncan yelled, "WHERE'S GWEN?!" "I'm right here!" The goth girl said, glaring at Chris. "Where's the boat you said would be there?" Chris looked into space for a minute, then remembered where the boat was. "Oh, it'll come in about 3 weeks! My bad!" Chris smiled easily, while everyone else looked PISSED. "Sorry, not my fault! Blame Chef!" The campers didn't trust Chris, but let this ome time, they let it go.

"Well, I have a twist for you people!" The contestants looked scared, not wanting to know. "Since Gwen manned up to the death square challenge, her team wins the challenge! So the Rabid Raccoons win!" The Raccoons cheered, and the Bears protested.

"Stop whining! The Bears lose and they're sending someone home! Get over it! Bears come with me." The Bears went with Chris, while the Raccoons went to their cabins.

At the elimination ceramony

"I have 10 fluffy treats on this tray, but there are 11 of you. One of you is going home tonight. And it's NOT gonna be, Arianna, Jonah, Izzy, or Justin!" The four contestants caught their marshmallows with relief.

"Also safe is...Adam and Analisa!" The two smiled, catching and eating the marshmallows. "Joining those safe people are...Trent, Courtney, and Heather!" The three that were called sighed with relief, leaving Alejandro and Scott.

"Alejandro and Scott. You two were the only ones that didn't do your challenge." Scott then said, "But I got the death square! That space was scary!" Everyone nodded. "You still let your team down! So, the person that is staying on this crappy island is...

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..."Scott! Alejandro, you're going home! So get outta here!" Alejandro sighed, walking on the dock of shame. He got on the boat as it sped away. Everyone was happy to see him gone, except Heather.

"Well, that's one bear we found out was a cub! Who will go home next? Are we gonna see some cat-fights? And where is chef?! Find out next time on Total! Drama! BLOW-UP!" An explosion is heard in the distance.

Wow, that took A LOOOOOOONG TIME! Sorry, I've never written a chappie this long, and I never had time! So I hope you people can forgive me!

Oh, and I don't own TDI/TDA/TDWT/TDROTI sadly. Well, until the next chappie, BYE! :)