Counsel Me
Prompt: Insomniac
"This had better be good, you fucking trash," Xanxus groaned into the phone as he pressed his phone to his ear. Darkness swarmed around him with the exception of the alarm clocks blinking '2:49.'
Dino soft laugh came through the phone, "That was an unexpectedly nice greeting from you, Xanxus!"
Xanxus resisted the urge to crush his phone in his hand and growled out, "I'll fucking kill you if you don't get to the point."
"Ah! There's the Xanxus I know and hate."
"What the fuck do you want, Cavallone!"
There was soft breathing and the shifting of a bed before Dino murmured, "If I died would you keep him safe?"
"Are you planning on letting me shoot you?"
"Haha, I'm not planning on dying at all. But this is a tough job."
Xanxus buried his face in his pillows for moment before grunting, "Who is him?"
Dino was silent before saying, "Tsunayoshi...Kyoya..."
"The shark trash," Xanxus finished for him."
There was squeaking again, and Xanxus could practically picture the pansy ass blonde reaching over to brush hair from Squalo's face as the other slept. "Squalo, yeah."
"Your an idiot," Xanxus deadpanned and threw his phone at the wall before nestling against his pillows.
If the idiot wanted to keep them safe, he should just make sure not to get himself killed.
E/n: and that is really all there is to say on the matter folks.
(except its not because im super sorry for posting this on friday instead of thursday, i just got super busy on halloween)