Counsel Me
Prompt: Homo
"My house has been overrun by a child," Dino exclaimed, throwing his hands up as he walked into the Shimon mansion. "I regret making friends with Byakuran. All it has done is make Bluebell think it's okay to storm into my home and steal my tur-"
He paused when he found that Enma and Tsuna were sitting in the living room, paint smeared across Enma's face and spotting Tsuna's mass of hair.
"What...happened here?" he asked cautiously.
"Adel's kids are horrible little brats when their mother isn't around," Tsuna growled.
Enma gave a nervous laugh, "I'm watching them since she and Julie took a mission together, I guess assassinating people is their idea of a date night, and I thought it would be nice to let them finger paint but..."
They stared at each other for a minute before sighing in unison, "I'm glad I can't have kids."