Editor's Note: Well after taking a well deserved break for a day I'm now back and less inclined to throw my laptop across the room in sheer frustration. Feel flattered folks, I do this for you.
AN: Fuck off Preps, okay! Raven fangs for helping again. I'm sorry I couldn't update but I was depressed and I had to go to the hospital because I slit my wrists. P.S. I'm not updating until you give me 10 good reviews!
WARNING: SOME OF THIS CHAPTER IS EXTREMELY SCARY. VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED. (EN: The originally said "Viowr Excretion Advisd". Yeah, try figure that one out.)
We ran to where Voldemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn't there. Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Draco was there crying tears of blood. Snaketail was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail.
"Get out of my sight, you despicable preps!" he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he (EN: He what? Apparently Tara didn't feel quite up to finishing that sentence.) Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. "." (EN: Dot? He said, 'dot'?) he said. (in this he is sixteen years old so he's not a paedophile, okay?) (EN: Once again, I'm getting really concerned about your obsession with paedophiles, Tara.)
"Huh?" I asked.
"Ebony, I love you. Will you have sex with me?" asked Snaketail. I started laughing cruelly. "What the fuck? You torture my boyfriend and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up, you fucking bastard." I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.
"Nooooooooooooo!" he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I burst into tears sadly.
"Snaketail, what art thou doing?" called Voldemort. Then … he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking toward us. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. Then I started crying.
"What's wrong, honey?" asked Draco, taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (Get it? Because he's so sexy) (EN: Tara, that was one of the most horrifically bad puns you have ever come up with – and that's saying a lot. Please never try it again when I have to read it.) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.
"Its so unfair!" I yielded. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all the other girls and preps here except for Bloody Mary, because she's not ugly or anything."
"Why would you want to be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts." answered Draco.
"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like, Snape and Lupin took a video of me naked. Hagrid says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just want to be with you. Okay, Draco! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (AN: Don't worry Ebony isn't a snob or anything, but a lot of people have told her she's pretty) "I'm good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away. (EN: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with Ebony. Everyone IS in love with her for some obscure reason and My Immortal IS a curse on mankind.)