Editor's Note- This is a big, long, detailed list of snarky comments about the Tara's ridiculous writing. And probably something about Liv too. I don't know. She's always a few chapters behind me.
...Tired Light is tired.
AN: Stop flaming, ok?! By the way, you suck! From now on, every time someone flames me, I'm gonna slit my wrists! Fangs to Raven for helping! (EN- at the risk of being a dick, here, have a razor.)
"Ebony, Ebony!" shouted Draco sadly. "No, please, come back!"
But I was too mad.
"Whatever! Now you can go and have sex with Vampire!" I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key. (EN- Because plain keys are overrated. And dorms, apparently.)
It had a picture of Marylin Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Draco and Vampire. I started to cry. I took a razor and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood. Then I looked at my black Good Charlotte watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class. (EN- Y'know, I could be wrong here, but I'm pretty sure Hogwarts doesn't offer Biology as a subject -_-)
I put on a short, ripped, black gothic dress that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and had a spiky belt. Under that, I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said 'Joel' on them in blood red letters. I left my ebony black hair down. I went downstairs feeling sad and depressed. As usual. I did some advanced Biology work. (EN- But not advanced English, obviously. Not even English For Dummies, for that matter.) I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. (EN- Ebony.. No. That's Transfiguration. It's also NOT Transfiguration because you CAN'T DO THAT.) Suddenly the guitar turned into Draco! (EN- Yeah, I got nothing for this one.)
"Ebony, I love you!" he shouted sadly. "I don't care what those fucking preps and posers think! You're the most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time. (EN- I thought you DID commit suicide. In fact, I liked you better dead. Go away.) Now I just wanna fucking be with you. I fucking love you!" Then he started to sing "Ta Chronicles of Life and Death" (we consider it our song now because we fell in love when Joel was singing it) (EN- Seems legit.) right in front of the entire class! (EN- Ooh, that bad ass.) His singing voice was so amazing and gothic and sexy. Like a cross between Gerard, Joel, Chester, Pierre and Marilyn Manson (EN- I'm actually kind of concerned that I know every single person she's talking about there.) (AN: Don't you think those guys are so hot? If you don't know who they are get the fuck out of here!) . (EN- I don't know, Tara. I grew out of those guys at around age 14.)
"Oh my fucking God." I said after he was finished. Some preps stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Draco's now) at them. (EN- I imagine it's quite difficult to flip someone off while holding someone's and. I applaud your efforts -_-) "I love you!" I said and then we started to kiss just like Hilary Duff (I fucking hate that bitch) and Chad Michael Murray in a Cinderella Story. (EN- You hate her and yet you still compare yourself to her? Fair enough, you crazy little shit, you.) Then we went away holding hands. Lupin shouted at us but he stopped because everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked together. (EN- Yeah, those preps always come around! Like Regina in Mean Girls. Oh, wait..) Then I saw a poster saying that My Chemical Romance would have a concert in Hogsmeade. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went together.
Editor's Note- So while I was editing this chapter I made the spontaneous decision that I'm going to write ImmortalStuck. Basically what happens when the Homestuck Trolls discover 'My Immortal.' Complete with Trollian leetspeak! If you're into Homestuck, come check it out. We'll have the banter.
-Light.