Editor's Note- I got the Homestuck soundtrack =D How happy 2he ii2 =)

I'm listening to the 'Showtime' remix as I'm editing this. Combine it with a cup of tea and I'm ready for My Immortal to do it's worst! ...Okay, so maybe not it's WORST, but y'know, half strength or something.

-Light.

AN: I said: "stop flaming the story"! If you're a prep, then don't read it! You can tell whether you're a prep or not by taking my quiz. It's on my homepage. If you're not, you rock. If you are, FUCK OFF! (EN- Charming.) Also, Willow isn't really a prep. Raven, please do this. I promise to give you back your poster!

Tom Riddle gave us some clothes and other products for free. He said he would help us with make-up if we wanted because (EN-This was originally spelled 'koz'. I'd like to take a moment to point out that the word 'because' contains none of those letters -_-) he was really interested in fashion. (He's bisexual). (EN- Oh, of course he is. Because magic is a synonym for bisexuality apparently) Hagrid kept shouting at us, telling us to come back to Hogwarts. "What the fuck, Hagrid?" I shouted angrily. (EN- 'WTF Hargrid?', what the fuck is this story, Tara? Really) "Fuck off, you fucking bastard." Willow appeared from no where and Hagrid stomped away angrily.

"Hey bitch, you look kawaii." she said. (EN- Goddamn fucking weeabos. People like Willow give anime fans, like my good self, a bad name.)

"Yeah, but not as kawaii as you!" I answered sadly. Willow's really pretty. (EN- Ahh, I'm going to remain sceptical about that. Change my mind. I challenge you.) She was wearing a short black corset with blood red lace on it and a black and blood-red miniskirt. She also wore leather fish-nets (EN- I would REALLY like to know how fishnets made out of leather are practical.) and black pointy boots that showed off how pale she was. (EN- Because that's what good boots do, people. Show the world how anaemic you are.) She had a really nice body with big boobs. She was thin enough to be anorexic. (EN- Big bobs, as you so articulately put it, and thin enough to be anorexic? Sexy! Well, at least it would be if sexy meant horrendously unappealing and wearing clothes like a dirt class hooker.)

"So, are you going to the concert with Draco?" she asked.

"Yeah." I said happily. (EN- And not an exclamation point was seen. Happiness equals deadpan, evidently.)

"I'm gong with Diablo." she said happily.(EN- Said. Not answered. She can't answer you if you didn't ask her a question.) A while later Diablo and Draco came to pick us up. They were both looking extremely sexy and you could tell they thought we were hot also. Diablo was wearing a black t-shirt that said '666' on it. He was wearing tons of make-up, a lot like Marilyn Manson for that matter. Draco was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black Good Charlotte t-shirt and black Vans he got from the Warped tower. (EN- Yeah, that's where I always get my Vans. It's really annoying when the owl post takes ages though.) B'loody Mary was going to the concert with Dracula. Dracula used to be called Neville (EN- Tara called him 'Naval'. God, I thought he had it bad enough with Neville.) but it turned out that he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were vampires. (EN- WHY DOES NOBODY HAVE PROPER PARENTS IN THIS STORY?!) They died in a car crash. (EN- Or parents at all, it seems. Also, 'dyed'. Yes, they dyed in a car crash. Dyed what? Their hair? Their groovy tie-die shirts? My sub-plot senses are tingling!) Neville converted to Satanism and he became a goth. He was a Slytherin now too. He was wearing a black Warped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair with a red streak in it. (EN- Sub-plot revealed! Frank and Alice were dying Neville's hair! Oh, wait. Not Frank and Alice. Vlad and Lucy, or whatever their names were. Thank God, I thought we'd get a cliffhanger. Now I'll be able to sleep tonight.) We call him Dracula now. We all went to Draco's black Mercedes-Benz (get it, because we're gothic) (EN- Gpffik. That was the word she used. I can only assume that she meant 'gothic'. But who really knows any more?) that his dad Lucius gave him. (EN- Hey, yeah, remember how Draco's dad is named Lucian? No, me neither.) We did pot, coke and crack. (EN- DRUGS ARE BAD, M'KAY. They make you like Tara Gilespie. And if THAT isn't the best reason for not doing drugs, then I'm a hippogriff.) Draco and I made out. We made fun of those stupid fucking preps. (EN- I'm sure 'dose fuking preps' cried themselves to sleep because of your cutting wit and clever insults.)

Before long we got to the concert. I gasped at who was on the stage.

Gerard was the sexiest guy ever! He looked even sexier then he did in pictures. He had long raven black hair and piercing blue eyes. He was really skinny and he had an amazing exotic voice. (EN- She described his voice as 'ethnic'. I don't know. I really don't. After getting Liv's opinion, which was completely unhelpful by the way, I decided to go with 'exotic'. Couldn't swear by it though.)We moshed to Helena and some of their other songs. Suddenly Gerard pulled off his mask. (EN- Since when was there a mask? I recall no mask. And how did you know that he 'was the sexiest guy ever!' if he was wearing a mask? ) So did the other band members. (EN- Now I'm just envisioning a flash mob singing popular emo songs while wearing Guy Fawkes masks. In the middle of Hogsmeade. Thanks for that, Tara.) I gasped. It wasn't Gerard at all! It was an ugly, preppy man with no nose and red eyes... (EN- Tara, While you've reminded me, Voldemort, you can't sit with us at lunch any more. You wore sweats on a Monday. Sorry, but Regina said you have to go.) Everyone ran away, except Draco and I. On stage were Voldemort and the Death Dealers! (EN- Y'know Tara, that's actually a better name for a band the the one you came up with. 'Voldemort and the Death Dealers' new hit single: Pure Supremacy, out now!')

"You moronic idiots!" he shouted angrily. (EN- Yeah, idiots do tend to be moronic on occasion. -_-) "Ebony, I told you to kill Vampire. Thou have failed. And now I shall kill Draco and thou!" (EN- Please, please do,)

"No, no, please!" We begged, but he took out his knife.

Suddenly, a gothic old man flew in on his broomstick. He had long black hair and a long black bead. (EN- AHH! MORE OF THE SUBPLOT! Vlad and Lucy were dying EVERYONE'S hair in that car.) He was wearing a black robe that said 'Avril Lavigne' on the back. (EN- Could somebody PLEASE enlighten me as to what universe considers Avril Lavigne to be gothic? I'm thinking some genocide is in order. Dalek style.) He shouted a spell (EN- EXTERMINATE!) and Voldemort ran away. Our saviour was Dumbledore!

Editor's Note- Blah, blah, blah. That was all I got out of this episode. And that characters can't have parents.

I named Neville's vampire parents. They're people too, and deserve to be treated with the proper respect! So, Vlad, Lucy and Dracula. Sounds about right. But Augusta is now named Mina and Trevor is Abe.

Woop.

-Light.