Counsel Me

Prompt: Separated


"Morning!" Dino greeted with a little wave. "Is everything still okay in fair Verona?"

"That's a horrible play," Xanxus commented, glaring at the large mounted screen where Dino and Enma's faces were showed. "The fact that you enjoyed it enough to quote it is just another example of your shitty taste."

"Can we not argue when we're not even in the same room?" Enma suggested.

Tsuna's eyes scrunched. He tilted his head as he asked, "Is everything okay, Enma? You sound tired."

Enma nodded, "I'm fine. It's just hard to wake up at six am like everyone here does. America is ridiculous."

"Then tell the idiots to push your meetings back," Xanxus commanded. "You're a fucking mess before ten."

Enma looked shocked for a minute before giving a laugh. "You would know, wouldn't you?"

On the other half of the split screen, Tsuna could see Dino making a gagging motion with his finger. Tsuna gave a chuckle of his own before saying, "Alright, alright. Let's just get the business part of this done, alright? It's getting late in Russia, right Dino?"

"Eh?" Dino glanced off screen. "Oh wow. It's almost three."

"Exactly. So let's get to work."


E/n: I lay more with Xanxus on the subject of Romeo and Juliet, although that's not to say that it doesn't have a few things which are fun to quote.

Also I posted a new one shot titled Watching Over Venus and Pluto that I'm really proud of so I'd appreciate if any of you you like Xanxus and Tsuna would check that out!