It's been awhile… D: I've been working on the next chapter of The Living Ghost recently- and attempting to make a cover for that- and I had TRIED to get it done by the 25th. I failed. Why the 25th you ask? That was the anniversary of my first DP story! Woo!

Lily Fenton Phantom: Thanks~ And, well… here's the update!

Dannysamphan: Thank you~ And yes, she is… Danielle is that crazy. And awesome.

Princessbinas: I might~ At least, to certain people… Who knows if it'll stay like that though? XD It's funnier when everybody's clueless about the truth~

SamXDanny: Sweet! Thanks~ That story will be updated soon… I'll check that one out!

Bs13: XD Thanks! (Fanfiction HAS been glitching for me lately, too…)

Troll22: Thanks~

SecretMarial: Yup! Sam did it… Don't make Sam mad. XD It's a very bad thing to do…

So… here comes Facebook with the Phantoms.


Danny Phantom: I'm finally out of that tree! YES!

Young Blood: Phew…

Dani Phantom: Actually, I'm the one that got us out of the tree.

Young Blood: True… Wait. Why didn't we just think of going intangible first, Phantom?

Danny Phantom: … I… don't know.

Dani Phantom: Girls are smarter~

Danny Fenton: XD She thought of going intangible before you guys did!

Young Blood: O.O Uhh….


PRIVATE MESSAGE. Young Blood to Danny Phantom.

Young Blood: Do you have split personality disorder or something!?

Danny Phantom: No. I should be asking the same question. What are you supposed to be? A pirate, cowboy, or an astronaut?

Young Blood: Well… that's different!

Danny Phantom: No it isn't.

Danny Phantom has shut down the chat.

Young Blood: Phantom! Urg!


Young Blood: And they call ME a brat.

Dani Fenton: Well… you are.

Sam Manson: Aren't you supposed to be stuck in a tree?

Dani Phantom: Oh, look at the time! I have this… ghost thing… to be going to! Bye!


Danny Phantom: *sighs* Looks like Dani skipped town again.

Danny Fenton: You said it…

Sam Manson: Didn't she put you in the tree, too?

Danny Phantom: Maybe…..

Sam Manson: Uh huh. Right.


Dan Phantom: So, everybody's out having fun while I'm the one crammed in a soup thermos!

Dani Fenton: Actually, everybody's out picking on Phantom- mostly by hanging him in a tree.

Dan Phantom: Exactly! Though, I'd go more toward torture then just a tree…

Valerie Gray: Alright. Something is really wrong with you.

Jazz Fenton: Congrats, Val. You've figured it out, too!

Tucker Foley: You can be sarcastic!?

Jazz Fenton: Yep!


Tucker Foley: Jazz Fenton has won the internet. Everybody else, go home. Well… get off the computer!

Sam Manson: O.O You, Tucker Foley, techno-geek, are saying that JAZZ won the internet? What did she do? Find the cure for cancer?

Danny Fenton: Uhh… Are you being sarcastic?

Sam Manson: No, I'm not joking.

Tucker Foley: Neither am I! Jazz won the internet! Get off the computer!

Danny Fenton: We're on our cell-phones.

Jazz Fenton: I won the internet? Thanks Tucker!


Valerie Gray is now a fan of the Red Huntress.

Dani Fenton is now a fan of the Red Huntress.

Paulina Sanchez: Boo! The Red Huntress stinks! She always tries to blast down my ghost boy!

Danny Phantom: Uhh… Is it a bad thing that even I wanna be a fan of that page?

Sam Manson: Why would you? She hunts you.

Danny Phantom: But she helped me rescue Dani! It's settled.

Danny Phantom is now a fan of the Red Huntress.

Paulina Sanchez: Ghost boy! =D He's a fan of the page… so…

Paulina Sanchez is now a fan of the Red Huntress.

Dani Phantom: Uhh… You're obsessed.

Paulina Sanchez: Why- wait. You're his sister so… Wanna be friends?

Dani Phantom: So you can use me to get to his good side so he'll date you? I don't think so.

Paulina Sanchez: Darn it!


Jazz Fenton: Apparently… I won the internet!

Tucker Foley likes this.

Tucker Foley: Yep!

Jazz Fenton: This is getting a bit boring…

Tucker Foley: Yeah, I know. Maybe we can make another list?

Jazz Fenton: Or better yet…


Jazz Fenton: LMS if you wanna know your 'theme song'.

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Jazz Fenton to Dani Phantom: Your theme song is… Awake and Alive, by Skillet.

Dani Phantom: I didn't know you knew songs like that…

Jazz Fenton: I found it on Danny's computer and listened to it.

Dani Phantom: Ah… and… XD


Jazz Fenton to Danny Phantom: Well… Hero by Skillet.

Danny Phantom: How do you even KNOW that song?


Jazz Fenton to Valerie Gray: Fighter by Christina Aguilera.

Danny Fenton: THERE's the song that Jazz was more likely to listen to!

Valerie Gray: Hmm..


Jazz Fenton to Vlad Plasmius: This is easy. Call Me Maybe, by Carly Rae Jepsen~ XD

Vlad Plasmius: I hate you all…

Tucker Foley: Man! XD I knew hacking into his account and making him like that status would be funny!


Paulina Sanchez: … I'm really getting mad at that ghost GIRL.

Dash Baxter: Why? She's cute AND is related to the town hero!

Football Kwan: IK!

Paulina Sanchez: Well, duh. She's just… refuses to help me find that dreamy ghost boy so I can totally date him…

Shooting Star:

Dani Phantom: I'm right here you know.

Paulina Sanchez: Ahh!


Danny Fenton: Alright… who stuck Paulina in the tree?

Sam Manson: Wasn't me. But… whoever did it is officially amazing.

Dani Phantom: I was already amazing!

Paulina Sanchez: Ahhh! Somebody! Ghost boy! COME SAVE ME!

Dani Fenton: From a tree? You need to be saved FROM A TREE!?

Paulina Sanchez: …. Yes.


Box Ghost: I am the all-powerful Box Ghost! FEAR ME, for my bounty has increased from a mere $50 to… $50.01!

Danny Phantom: Oh no. What ever will we do?

Box Ghost: MWAHAHAHAHA! Even you are trembling in the might of the all-powerful Box Ghost who is now worth $50.01!

Danny Phantom: I was being sarcastic. Hmm… if you're bounty is 'that high' I wonder about some of the other ghosts I've met…

Master Technus: I, TECHNUS, am at a large sum of $2,312!

Ember McLain: *sighs* To stop a rant… TECHNUS! Somebody won the internet before you did!

Master Technus: WHO!? I must win the internet from him or her!

Dani Fenton: Go read the internet feeds to find out.


Master Technus to Jazz Fenton: How dare you win the internet when it is MINE!?

Jazz Fenton: Uhh…

Jack Fenton: Back off, spook! Leave my daughter alon- wait. You won the internet?

Jazz Fenton: Yes. BUT it's just an expression!

Master Technus: … Oh. If that's the case… I, TECHNUS, shall go to the Amity Park Power Plant and use the power from there to take over this technologically-advanced city… and then the WORLD!

Danny Phantom: Or, how about this? You get sucked back into the Thermos and go back into the Ghost Zone…

Master Technus: No!

Danny Phantom: Wait… why did you send that message just as you got sucked up into the Thermos?

Master Technus: Honestly…. I do not know why I did that.


Skulker Skulker: Alright… WHO LET ALL OF MY PREY LOOSE? Whoever did, speak up so I can put your skeleton up on display and feed every other part of you to the Behemoth!

Danny Phantom: Uhh… Skulker. I don't think threatening whoever did it will help you find out.

Skulker Skulker: Whelp! I'm betting that YOU did it!

Danny Phantom: Sure Skulker. I let loose- in the human world- hundreds of ghosts which I will end up having to fight later.

Skulker Skulker: So it WAS you!

Danny Phantom: … It's called sarcasm. Learn it.


Paulina Sanchez: Hello? Anybody?

Danny Phantom: … I'll go get her.

Paulina Sanchez: OMG! DANNY PHANTOM saved me! Now we'll end up dating and then being boyfriend and girlfriend!

Dani Phantom: … You should have just left her there, Danny.


So… there's the next chapter! Sorry it took so long to update…