Silver: okay here we go not really anything to say... Other than the fact PeachxLuigi was supposed to be cannon in the Mario games. Just watch the two new episodes of game theory to understand why... WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN MY CHILDHOOD MATPAT WHY?

DISCLAIMER: SILVERBID22 OWNS NOTHING OHER THAN THE 4 OCS MEANT TO BE HER, HER BROTHER, AND HER BEST FRIENDS. THE NEWEST OC BELONGS TO NSTORM.

"Okay everyone we shall now make teams for capture the flag," Xemnas stated trying to be official, with all the keyblade wielders, his terrible org. that couldn't do anything, and the four other people from some place called 'the realm of sleep' "Well that place won't be important for a long time we totally won't be placed there in the near future," Xemnas thought.

"Question!" Ventus and Roxas said in union, "Okay stop copying me!" they said in union, again.

"Yes annoying blond ones who are heart bros.. what is your question?" Evey said, sharpening his black master sword.

"What's capture the flag? OKAY FOR THE LOVE OF THE X-BLADE/KINGDOM HEARTS STOP COPYING ME!" the two screamed in union at one another with slight differences.

*one very long explanation longer that I don't want to write out because if you are reading this you probably already know the rules*

"Are Ultima Cannons allowed?" Terra asked.

"Whats an Ultima cannon?" Everyone minus the bbs crew, minus Ven from that group cause there speaking in union still, asked.

"Oh geez" Aqua, Eraqus, Ventus and Roxas said in union.

"Okay that joke is getting old," Kurai said, sharpening his kunai.

"Hey you stole my weapons!" Larxene yelled as she tried to summon them back to her hands.

"No you crazy bitch these are KUNAI, not KNIVES, theres a difference," Kurai said, drawing out his katana.

"Okay, weapon count for the realm of sleep people: Silver has a X-blade replica, magic, and a horde of the Meow-wow dream eater family. Kurai has kunai, a katana, ninja throwing stars, smoke bombs, a grappling hook, and a horde of the Neco cat dream eaters. Evey has a black master sword, a giant lollipop (Author's Note: If you've played Fire Emblem Awakening you know Gaius likes candy thats why Evey has the lollipop), healing magic, a bow and arrows, throwing daggers,and a horde of R&R Seal dream eaters. I, Dark, have dark magic, a replica of Sepriroth's sword, a zoura plush, and a horde of Anti Black Coats and Armored Ventus Nightmares," Dark said.

"Wait... Anti Black Coat... and Ven's nightmare... THOSE WHERE BOSSES!" Silver yelled at him.

"BUT THEY LOOK EPIC AND WE ALL HAVE TO HAVE SOME FORM OF DREAM EATER HORDE!" Dark complained.

All of a sudden another portal opened and Master Xehanort, Mario, Ansem seeker of darkness, Midna, and two swat team members carrying in a guy with short red hair, brown skin with brown eyes. He wore a black chainmail vest with a black shirt underneath, black chainmail shorts, two sword sheathes forming an X over his spine, and a gauntlet on his left wrist. The two swat team members then rushed back through the portal as it closed.

"This is a Ultima cannon!" Terra said as his keyblade turned into a giant cannon and shot out cannon balls of light.

No part of the world that never was was spared from it, minus all the living things that where humanoid, minus the Nobodies, minus from that group the org. XIII.

"No, Ultima Cannons are not allowed," Xemnas said as one lock of his 'fantabulous' silver hair still burned.

"Okay who the hell is that?!" Vanitas said pointing towards the nameless guy.

"Oh that's Storm, he's here for therapy," Silver said shrugging.

"Da hell?!" Storm said looking around at the ruined WTNW (world that never was abbreviated)

"Storm, I hate to break it to you, but in Nstorm's fic, Sonic Kingdom Show (which you guys should read if you want to laugh) Sora admitted his love for Kairi," Silver said, putting her hand on his shoulder.

"Which means?" Midna said, not confused at all as Midna is awesome that way.

"There was a dare on that show that if Sora admitted his love for Kairi, by chapter 13, Nstorm wouldn't have to watch Boko No Piko, a terrible anime, and Storm would have to date Mr. Flower Pansy," Evey said smiling.

"And it was chapter 12 when Sora said he loved Kairi," Dark said smiling evilly.

"NOOOOOO!" Storm yelled summoning thunder.

"IM NOT GAY!' Marly yelled at the sky.

He was received with 'yes, yes you are' looks from everybody else.

Alright time skip till the teams are made!

THE TEAMS

TEAM INSANITY:

Captain: Eraqus

Xion, Ventus, Roxas, Aqua, Kairi, Sora, Asshole aka Xiggy aka Xigbar, Storm, Mario, Demyx, Zexion, Vexen and Lexalues or however you spell his name.

TEAM DARKNESS IS COOL:

Team captain: Mansex aka Sexman aka Xehanort's Nobody aka Xemnas.

Terra, Luxord, Midna the awesome one, Vanitas, Dark, Evey, Kurai, Marly aka Marluxia aka Mr. Flower Pansy, Xaldin, Ansem SOD, Saix, Axel, Larxene, and Master Xehanort.

REFEREE: Silver.

"Wait, Why is Silver the referee? Why do we even need a referee?" Sora yelled, still on sugar high.

"The answer to your first question is because we had an uneven number so I stepped out, the second answer is we are playing with the organization," Silver said, snapping her fibers.

"HEY!" the org. members yelled.

"Wait what happened to Chrom?" Terra asked.

Silver looks of into the distance having a flashback.

(1 hour earlier)

"BABY BABY OOOHHH!" Chrom screeched loudly.

Silver summoned her X-blade replica and beat the crap out of him. Then he was sent back to Ylisse.

"Sea turtles," Silver said.

"But that doesn't make any-" Storm began to say until Marly hugged him. Storm was surrounded by lightning before he unseated his swords that became covered with lighting and stabbed the castle oblivion out of Marly.

This is how Marluxia actually died.

"We're all fucked," Dark said.

Vanitas and Zexion had a emo poetry contest.

Sora and Kairi randomly went to a closet and Kairi "attacked" Sora in there.

Riku and Axel had another staring contest.

Midna, Xaldin, Xigbar and Luxord played strip go fish in another room.

Saix turned into a puppy.

Aqua tried to make TerraVen a reality, and failed, for now.

Eraqus was just confused and then started playing with a lightsaber.

Master Xehanort played with Enterprise models.

All of this happened at once.

Silver: And I'm ending this here FOR NOW! (BTW Nstorm tell Natasha i lied and give her this pic of mrs with a trollface on it for the next sonic kingdom show chapter) And yes every chapter will end randomly like this.