Editor's Note- Liv doesn't know it yet, but at some point in the next few hours I'm kidnapping her and making her watch South Park with me =)
Liv, I think we should start this shit again.
AN: Stop flaming, okay?! If you don't, then I'll tell Justin to beat you up! (EN- I have no idea who Justin is, but please, please do. Tell him to come to Ireland and beat me up. I will give you my address. And the travel fare. And from now on, I'm going to assume Justin is Justin Beiber. For the extra lulz.) And I'll tell all the nerds to put a virus in your computer! (EN- I AM A NERD! MWAHAHA) FUCK YOU! Raven, fangs for the help!
I was so excited. I followed Draco, wondering if we were going to do it again. We went outside and then we got into Draco's black car.
"Ebony, what the fuck did Professor Trelawny say?" whispered Draco, putting his gothic white hand with black nail polish on mine. (EN- What do gothic hands look like? Because I'm imagining Nosferatu's.)
"She said she would tell me what the visions mean tomorrow." I grumbled in a sexy voice. (EN – Oh, that sexy voice. -Swoons-) He took out some heroin and gave it to me. He started to fly the car into a tree. We went to the top of it. Draco put on some My Chemical Romance.
"And all the things that you never ever told me
And all the smiles that are ever gonna haunt me." sang Gerard's sexy voice. (EN- That is a really depressing song. Why would you want to have sex to that? You should play something fun. Like Nyan Cat.) We started pulling off each other's clothes He took off my black thong and my black leather bra. (EN- That sounds horrendously uncomfortable.)I took off his black boxers. (EN- Were they leather?) Then he put his throbbing you-know-what in my tool sexily. (EN-Jesus Christ, if you're not able to use the words 'penis', 'vagina' or any real variations, you're too young to be writing sex, dear. Or even thinking about sex. Go play with your Bratz dolls.)
"Oh, my fucking God! Draco, Draco!" I screamed as I had an orgasm. (EN- Shortest, most unsatisfactory sex ever, I bet.) We started frenching passively. (EN- I left 'passively' there because I can completely see it happening. Particularly with the next line.) Suddenly… I fell asleep. I started having a dream. In it, a black guy was shooting two gothic men with long black hair. (EN- Yay, racism! -_-)
"No! Please don't fucking kill us!" they pleaded but he just kept shooting them. (EN- Word of advice, don't swear at the person who's shooting you -_-.) He left in a red car.
"No! Oh, my fucking god!" I shouted in a scared voice.
"Ebony, what's wrong?" Draco asked me as I woke up opening my icy blue eyes. (EN- I could have sworn you said you're eyes were red two chapters ago. In fact, I know you did. I noted it because I already have the red contacts I need for my 'My Immortal' cosplay. Yes, I am serious.)
I started to cry and tears of blood streamed down my face. I told Draco to call Vampire. He did it with his black Linkin Park mobile. But the worst thing was who the people who were shot in the dream. They were Lucius and Sirius! (EN- Lucius died his hair then, yeah? God, hairdressers make all their money off retarded wizards.)
Editor's Note- Nom, curry noodles =D
How the FUCK did I get ANOTHER sex scene? ='(
Yeah, Liv and I are doing a My Immortal cosplay. It's gonna be a while because I have a fuckton of Homestuck I wanna do first, but we'll keep you updated.