I am so sorry that I didn't update! I've been literally pissed off and I have no idea why! I really feel like something is wrong with me and I need to do something about it. I just hope that this feeling in my heart will go away and I'll update more often. Now, enough of that, I will now do the disclaimer.

Disclaimer: Once again, I do not own Durarara or the mythical creature, Slenderman. I only own my OC, Alicia Walker.

Chapter Two: Do You Want To or Not, Asshole?

After fucking with my creepy-as-hell boss, I come home to my apartment, about two floors above Shizuo's. I opened the door and kicked my shoes off in the air. They landed perfectly in the shoe box near the kitchen entrance and I fist pumped in the air, happy at my small victory.

I walked towards my kitchen and opened the fridge. It was mainly filled with 2% milk, random strawberry syrup bottles, different cakes from the bakery down near Russia Sushi, and Kool-Aid products. Now if I hear one stereotype about black people drinking Kool-Aid come from one of y'all, I will find you and beat your ass so hard, you'll shit through your fucking mouth for a fucking year! You understand that motherfuckers?! Anyways, I grabbed a Kool-Aid bottle and practically drank it like there was no tomorrow. Once I was done, I threw the bottle into the recycling bin near the laundry room and again, I made a perfect shot.

I was just practically jumping up and down, even though it wasn't that serious. "Oh my God, I'm on a roll today!"

I then tended to pick up the empty bottles and wrappers that were scattered all over the floor. As I did that, I couldn't help but feel that someone was watching me. I don't mean like from afar, I mean like the motherfucker is right behind me.

"Ali-chan has a nice butt~"

In a swift motion, I took out my M92 Vertec attached to my black and red checkered belt and pointed it at my intruder's head. I then lowered my weapon and placed a hand on my beating heart once I realized who it was.

"Now is that any way for you to treat a guest?" Izaya questioned as his signature Cheshire smile was on his face. "Hello Ali-chan."

I put my gun back in my pouch and punched him in the shoulder, earning a soft 'ow.' "That's what you get for scaring the shit out of me! I almost shot your ass and could have splattered your brain juice all over my new clothes."

He rubbed the sore area, but never lost his composure. "You're so violent Ali-chan. Good thing you're not Shizu-chan…"

I rolled my eyes and ordered him to help me clean up the kitchen. He complied with no complaining and bent over to pick up an empty water bottle. Even though Shizuo warned me about this guy, Izaya and I actually met up two weeks after Shizuo got arrested. At first, our relationship was antagonistic, but after awhile, we became close friends. It still pisses me off though that Izaya practically knows everything about me while I barely know anything about him. All I know is some pretty dirty secrets that he doesn't want his 'precious humans' to ever find out, so I'm gonna use them as blackmail if I ever needed to.

"So Ali-chan," he said, trying to start conversation. "You got any plans for tonight?"

I smiled and dropped my pile of garbage into the trash can. "Yes I do! I am going camping for the first time!"

He raised an eyebrow. "Are you serious?"

I nodded as I was practically jumping up and down again. "Yes and I feel so excited yet pissed off at the same time."

"Let me guess…Shizu-chan thinks it's dangerous for you to go and he feels the need to tag along with you?"

I stared at him in bewilderment. 'How the hell…' Then it finally clicked. "You were watching the entire conversation weren't you?"

He shrugged and walked his way into the living room. I followed along with him and we plopped onto the black leather couch. "I was three blocks away on one of the buildings when I saw you guys. To say that I was surprised is an understatement."

I rested my head on his knees and looked up at him. "You know sometimes I hate the fact that you're a stalker for a living…"

He lifted his arms up and placed them behind the couch, his smirk even larger. "I don't stalk, I just watch my precious humans."

"That is stalking."

"No it's not."

"Yes it is."

"No it's not."

"Yes it is."

"NO, it's not."

"YES, it is!"

His eyebrow twitched. "NO IT'S NOT!"

I used my free elbow to hit him in the stomach and laughed when he clutched it in pain. "YES THE HELL IT IS! Now I can go all day, so you might as well end it."

Even though Izaya hated having his pride lost, he sighed and gave up. "You win again, Ali-chan. For the four hundred and fiftieth time in a row…"

I did another fist pump and it was a comfortable silence throughout the apartment. I was the first to break it. "I need something to piss Shizuo off during this trip."

Izaya smiled as his red eyes lit up like Christmas lights. "Oh I know a way!"

"What?" I questioned.

"Why don't you just invite me and a couple more of your friends? You know Shizu-chan hates being part of a crowd, so just do that. He will be so pissed off and will want to kill me, but yet he can't because you'll be there to stop him!"

I nodded as I rubbed my chin. "Yeah that could work. Oh, and just to make him even more pissed off; we can bring the Otaku gang with us! He'll practically want to kill himself because of Erika's wild fantasies of you and Shizuo having sex-"

He plopped one hand over my mouth and glared at me. "Girl, never talk about that in front of me. Yes, I will piss Shizu-chan off, but there's no need for you catch Erika's fan girl disease. Understand?"

I nodded and gave a one eyed smile. This is going to be the best camping trip EVER!

Clock: 04:42PM

"You and Izaya? Going camping at Aokigahara? You're out of your mind…"

I crossed my arms and I pouted. 'Damn, this ain't working out well...'

Izaya and I sat in the van of the Otaku gang. Currently, I was having a nice conversation with Kadota while Izaya was trapped in Erika's constant blabber about Shizuo and him 'doing it.' Even though I was a yaoi fujoshi myself, I don't let it invade my mind all the time, unlike Erika.

"Come on Kadota!" I whined. "We're gonna need a ride to the place and who else to ask but you guys?!"

He shook his head and I sighed. Desperate, I batted my eyelashes and gave a seductive smile. I moved a little closer and put his arm in between my breasts. I then leaned forward and whispered in his ear, "Please Kadota. Do it for little old Alicia..."

His face was as red as a tomato and I looked down. Sure enough, he was getting turned on. I smirked and waited for his response. He was a stuttering mess and it took all of my willpower not to laugh. He was just so damn cute!

He looked out the window to avoid my eyes. "W-W-Well I...I uh...uh...uh..."

"I'm waiting Kadota..." I licked his ear to emphasize my point. He gulped and was sweating like crazy.

"Um...okay?"

I squealed in happiness and hugged him. "Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU! You won't regret this!" I opened the car passenger door and looked over to Izaya. His eyes looked really small and his skin was paler than usual. Dude seem like he was gonna pass out if he stayed any longer.

'Erika's work,' I thought. "Come on Izaya, we can go now!" I turned my head and placed a kiss on Kadota's cheek. "Thanks again man!"

Then, Izaya and I left the van, leaving a very turned on Kadota and upset Erika behind.

Clock 04:55PM

"Hi Mika-chan! Hi Masaomi-chan!"

I rolled my eyes at the nicknames. Our current destination is Raira Academy right now. I guess you already know who we're talking to next, right? Yep, you've got it; the high school gang: Mikado, Masaomi, and Anri!

I aimed my elbow at Izaya's stomach, but he dodged it being his fast self. I sneered at him, but then gave a smile to the high school gang. "Hey guys! Nice day isn't it?"

Masaomi grinned and his eyes sparkled. I rolled my eyes, already knowing what Masaomi was gonna say. So, I put my hand up, stopping him. "Yes I love you too, but I need to ask you guys a question."

"What is it Alicia-san?" Mikado asked.

"We were just wondering if you guys would like to go camping with us?" Izaya asked for me, receiving a glare on my part.

Again, it turned into silence. Masaomi broke it by saying, "Oh hell no! I'm not going anywhere with you asshole!"

"Masaomi!" Mikado and Anri shouted, clearly not liking his tone.

"No! I'm sorry Alicia-chan, but I will not go anywhere with this asshole! You can go without me, Mikado, and Anri!"

I sighed and grabbed a piece of my hair, twirling it around. "Please Masaomi? I would be really upset if you didn't..."

I walked forward and placed a hand on his cheek. I then kissed his forehead. "Please? For me?"

The blonde teen looked head over heels in love. His eyes were shaped like hearts and he was drooling, which I tried to ignore. "We'll go camping...Right guys?"

Mikado and Anri jumped and nodded their heads. I smiled and gave them all a hug. "Thanks you guys! Meet me and Izaya at South Ikebukuro Park six tonight, okay?"

"And don't be surprised if Shizu-chan is mad when you get there okay?" Izaya added, his smirk never leaving his face.

They all nodded, mostly Masaomi panting like a wild dog. I frowned and smacked him upside the head. "Get your hormones straight boy!"

With that, Izaya and I walked away. As we headed to our apartments, only one thought was in my mind. 'This is gonna be so much fun! This is what you get for being so overprotective, Shizuo!'

That was Chapter Two of Slenderman Encounter. We're getting close to the action guys! Just stay a bit longer and the action will come along quickly. Until next time my dear fanfiction writers/readers, Ja ne~