Counsel Me

Prompt: Aghast


Dino's nails dug into Tsuna's skin as the blonde exclaimed, "This is a bad joke right? A really, really bad joke?"

"No," Tsuna answered, shaking his head and trying not to wince. "Kyoya and I have wanted another kid and Carina wanted a sibling. I don't understand why you're so worked up about this, Dino."

"Because," Dino stressed, panic in his eyes, "they left me alone with one but now that you have two I'm never going to hear the end of it! Reborn...Romario...Every woman in my family...They're all going to be telling me some stupid clock is ticking and-"

"No one is going to force you to have children," Tsuna assured. He struggled to grasp his fingers around Dino's wrist. He gave a comforting smile, "Especially not with your partner being Squalo."

Dino cried out, "Squalo is great with kids though!"

"That's true," Xanxus commented as he walked in, shoving past the pair to take his seat at the table. "Trash practically raised the prince brat once he came to us."

"That's not a good example at all," Tsuna sighed. "We don't need another Belphegor on our hands."

Xanxus shrugged, "Just telling you the truth. Anyone know when the other asshole is gonna be here? I've got shit to do after this."