Editor's Note- I have two exams tomorrow. Two. Chinese and Economics. I've accepted that I'm going to fail Economics horribly, so I'm not even going to bother anymore. Although, to be fair, by the time Liv uploads chapter 32, I'll be well finished my exams. Oh well.
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AN: I said shut up! It's not my fault if you don't like the story. If you don't your a prep, so fuck you, flamers! I'm not updating until you give me five good reviews and this time I mean it! (EN- I'm not making another God review joke here. If for no other reason than I'm now reading the Percy Jackson books, and I can't imagine any of the Olympians giving this time of day. Except maybe Hermes. He's probably be amused by this.) YOU SUCK! Fangs to Raven for the help! I promise to help you with your story, lol. (EN- And may the gods help us all.)
"Oh, my fucking God!" I shouted sadly. (EN- How do you shout sadly? Silly Enoby.) "Shoud we get you to St Mungo's, bitch?" (EN- Okay, so I don't know what happened in the last chapter. But I'm still pretty sure if someone needs to go to the hospital, you probably shouldn't call them a bitch -_-)
"Hell no!" she said. "Listen, Ebony, I need your help. Next time you go back in time, do you think you could ask Tom Anderson for some help?" (EN- Who the fuck is Tom Anderson? Is it Tom Bombadil? Tom Rid? Tom Riddle? I just don't know anymore.)
"Sure" I said sadly. I went outside the door. Draco was there! He was wearing a black Good Charlotte t-shirt which was his pajamas. (EN- It said 'panamas.' I made a guess.)
"Hey Sexy." I said.
"How'd it go Ebony?" he asked. His voice was so sexy and low kinda like Gerard Way when hes talking.
"Fine." I responded. We started to go back into the dorm.
"How far did you go with Satan?" Draco asked jealously. (EN- ...What the fuck did I miss in the last chapter o.O)
"Not to far, lol." I barked. (EN- One, nobody should ever use 'lol' when they're telling their boyfriend that they cheated on him. Two, I have know idea what the word 'borked' means.
"Will you have to do it with him?" Draco asked.
"I hope not!" I shouted angrily. (EN- Hey, it's not his fault you're a slag.) Then I felt bad for shouting at him. I said sorry. We frenched. (EN- Still a better love story than Twilight. Ehh. Maybe not, on second though.)
"What happened to Snape?" I growled.
"You will see." Draco giggled mischeiviously. He opened a door and Snape and Lupin were there! Sirius was poking them by stabbing them with a black knife. (EN- Yeah, 'cause normal knives are too mainsteam.)
"NO! PLEASE!" Lupin begged as Sirius started to suck his blood. I laughed sadistically. I took some photos of him and Snape being tortured. (Ok, I know this is mean but think about it people! They are pedos and Snape tried to rape them and anyway, sadists rock. Has anyone seen Shark Attack 3, lol). (EN- WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!) We took some of Snape's blood, then Draco and I went back to our rooms. We sat on my gothic black coffin. My clothes were kind of dirty so I put on a black leather outfit. Kind of like the one Selene has in Underworld. (If you haven't heard of it, then FUCK YOU!) I put on some black platform high heels. Draco put on 'Demolition Lovers' by My Chemical. Then we started to take of each others clothes. I took of his shirt and he had a six-pack, lols. (EN-...*Cries*) We started to make out like in The Grudge. He put his wetness in my you-know-what sexily. (EN- I can't even...) I got an orgasm. (EN- It's no longer a better love story than Twilight.)
"Oh Draco! Oh, my fucking God Draco!" I screamed passively (EN- Not changing it.) as he got an erection. (EN-... Somebody needs to explain how sex works to this child.)
"I love you Ebony." he whispered sexily and then we fell asleep, lol. (EN- WHY?!)
Editor's Note- I honestly want to know why this exists. I just don't know anymore.