Editor's Note- Finished my exams, just finished my Stats Project and I'm heading home to my parents house on Monday. And I have a day long brodate planned with Liv for tomorrow. Bitchin'.
-Light.
Editor's Note as of 31st January 2013 - I've had this finished since the 14th of December. Again, blame Liv.
AN: OK, EVERYBODY. I'M GOING ON VACATION ON THE FIRST OF JULY (EN- Transylvania again, sweetheart?) SO I'M EITHER GONNA END THE FIC OR UPDATE IT IN A FEW WEEKS. Fangs! Oh, yeah, and preps stop flaming the story! Raven, Fangs for the help. See you after vacation! (EN- And thank you for the caps spam, Tara. Completely necessary.)
DRACO'S POINT OF VIEW, LOL. (EN- Oh gods..)
Vampire and I chained Hagrid to the floor. (EN- The fuck happened in the last chapter? I seem to have walked in on 50 Shades of Grey o.O)
"Oh, my fucking Satan!" (EN- Shut up.) Ebony said. She was so hot. "Maybe I could use an Amnesia potion to make Satan fall in love with me faster!" (EN- What does that have to do with ANYTHING? Well, anyone would need a love potion to fall for you.)
"But you're so sexy and wonderful, Tara," said Vampire. (EN- What a c'mon, TARA? Really?) "Why would you need it?" (EN- Because she's repulsive.)
"To make everything go faster, lol." said Ebony. (EN- Because making someone in love with you against their will is hilarity at it's finest.)
"But you won't have to do it with him or anything, will you?" I asked jealously.
"OMFG, you guys are so scary!" said Britney, a fucking prep. (EN- Who the FUCK is Britney?)
"Shut the fuck up!" said Willow. (EN- ...I thought you liked being scary?)
"Ok, well, let's go to Professor Trelawney's room."
Draco, Ebony and I (EN- I THOUGHT YOU WERE DRACO!) went to Professor Sinistra's room. (EN- What happened to Trelawney?) But Professor Sinistra wasn't there. Instead Tom Rid was. (EN- Oh, yeah, obviously.)
"Oh, hi, fuckers" he said. (EN- What a charmer.) "Listen, I got you some cool new clothes.
I took out the clothes from the bag. It was a gothic black leather miniskirt that said '666' on the back, black stiletto boots, blood red fishnets and a black corset. (EN- Tom's a creep.)
"OMG, fangs!" I said hugging him in a gothic way. (EN -...-_-) I took the clothes from the bag.
"Ok, Professor Sinistra isn't here, so what the fuck should we do?" asked Draco. Suddenly he looked at a sign on the black wall.
"Oh, my fucking Satan!" I screamed as I read it. (EN- You can read?) On it said 'Everyone, Professor Sinistra is away. She is too gothic. She is in Azkaban now. Classes shall be taught by Dumbledore, who is back, but he shall not be Headmaster for now. Sincerely, Professor Umbridge.' (EN- This. This right here. It's the stupidest thing I've ever read. And I've read the Twilight Saga.)
"OMFG!" I shouted angrily. "How could they do that?!"
Suddenly Dumbledore came. (EN- Oh gods! THE MENTAL IMAGES! *Shoots self in head. )
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY OFFICE?!" he began to shout angrily. (EN- It's Sinistra's office...) Suddenly I saw Marty Mcfly's black time machine! I jumped seductively (EN- Douchebag.) into it, leaving Draco and Vampire. (EN- And a shit friend.) Suddenly I was back in time! I looked around. It was…Professor Slughorn's office! (EN- Professor Slutborn. Enough said.) I snuck around. Suddenly I saw the Amnesia potion on his desk. It was black with blood-red pentagrams in it. (EN- You're an idiot.) It was the shape of a cross. I put it in my pocket. Suddenly the door opened it was...Professor Slughorn! (EN- That asshole. Walking into his own office like that.)
"OMG! What are you doing, fucker?!" he shouted angrily. "I don't know!What the fuck are you doing?!" I shouted angrily. (EN- You're an idiot.)
"Oh, sorry I was just looking around because I thought it was class." you said, hoping he couldn't see the potion in your pocket. (EN- When did this go to 2nd person? o.O)
"Oh, ok, you can go now." said Professor Slughorn. (EN- You're also an idiot.)
You went to the common room after putting on your clothes. (EN- Second person to first person in one sentence. Glorious.) Sirius, Samaro and Snape were there practicing 'Vampires Will Never Hurt You" by My Chemical Romance.
"Oh, hi. you guys." I said seductively. (EN- Kill yourself.) "Where's Satan?"
"Oh he's coming." said Sirius. (EN- 'He's cumming.' Y'know, Sirius. There is such a thing as too much information.) "By the way, you can call me Hades (EN- Step the fuck away from my Greek Mythology. Do it now.) now." Suddenly Satan came. He was wearing a sexy black leather jacket, black converse shoes, a Slipknot t-shirt and a black tie. (EN- Oh, so he's a tween emo. Fair enough.)
"Ok, I will see you guys at the concert." I said and then I went with Satan. (EN- Who only just arrived and did not invite you anywhere.)
Editor's Note – Slutborn. Just... Gah.
'You can call me Hades now.'? No. No they cannot. I've let you insult Anne Rice, Buffy, various bands that I'll listen to on occasions, good films and the English language. If you ever come near Greek Mythology again, I will flip my shit and murder you, Tara. I will send you to Hades. The Fields of Punishment are just waiting for you -_-. Stop destroying everything I love.
-Light.