One Room at a Time 5

The Armory

It wasn't planned, but Kili doesn't usually think very far ahead

"I want every spear and ax cleaned, sorted, and cataloged, do you understand me?" Thorin's angry demand was answered with two sullen and quiet 'yes, uncle's as his nephews both stared at the floor.

"And let this be a lesson to you next time you decide to drug the elders with wormwood! You know what kind of effect wormwood has on us dwarves! An orgy nearly broke out in the council room!"

Kili snickered at this and Thorin focused his attention on his youngest nephew. "Is that funny, Kili? Was that your plan all along? To incite an orgy so Master Balin or another elder could break a hip?!" Thorin instantly regretted his choice of words as both boys burst out laughing. "Confound it all, the both of you! Stay down here and organize this mess! I want to see myself in those ax blades! And don't let me catch you in the halls again until you've learned your lesson!"

Thorin's face had gone nearly purple and the vein in his forehead was throbbing but neither prince could stifle his giggles at the thought of the elder dwarves getting naughty in the council room. The King Under the Mountain knew there was nothing left to say and growling at his unruly nephews, turned to leave the armory, slamming the door so hard it rattled on its hinges.

After their chuckles died down, Fili and Kili finally turned to look over the task they had been punished with. The armory was a massive dungeon-like room, full of ancient swords, spears, axes; as well as shields, helmets and armor. The contents of the room were lying in haphazard piles and it looked as though nothing had been cleaned or organized for centuries before Smaug and suddenly their prank didn't seem so funny in hindsight.

"This is all your fault, you know," Fili grumbled as he began to pick up spears and lean them against a nearby wall.

"What do you mean it's my fault? You helped put the wolf's bane in the wine!" Kili turned from his pile to stare at his brother's broad back.

"Yea, but it was your idea, and you decided which herb to use so you should have known what the effects would be!" Fili didn't turn around to face Kili but instead continued to move the spears.

"How was I supposed to know it would get the old codgers so worked up?! I thought it would just give them boners all day like it does with us! It's not like I could go ask Oin what effects wormwood has on dwarves that are older than two hundred! Besides, if you were that worried you didn't show it before." Kili huffed and put his hands on his hips, waiting for Fili to turn around and continue the argument but the blond continued with his current task.

After a moment, Kili walked over to where his brother was standing. He slipped his arms around Fili's waist and buried his nose in the golden hair. Fili stilled his movements but that was all, he didn't lean into Kili or touch the arms wrapped around him.

"Don't be mad at me, brother," The brunet breathed into Fili's locks. "You know I didn't mean anything by it. Besides," he murmured, resting his chin onto his brother's shoulder, "you have to admit, the thought of the elders in an orgy is pretty funny."

Fili could hear the grin in Kili's voice and smiled himself. He knew he couldn't stay mad at the brunet and sighed, relaxing into Kili's arms. It was all the encouragement the younger needed, removing one hand from Fili's waist; he brushed aside the blond hair and braids to gently kiss the tender skin of Fili's neck. When the other hand casually slipped into his breeches, Fili pulled away and turned to face his brother.

"Kili," he tried to sound reproachful but even he could hear the lack of resolve in his voice. Kili paid him no mind as he idly tugged at the laces of Fili's breeches, biting his lower lip and smiling a little lopsided. Before the blond knew it, his brother's hand was wrapped around his rapidly filling erection; Fili gasped and closed his eyes. There would be no cleaning or organization today, sorry, Uncle.

With his eyes still closed, Fili felt soft lips press against his and he opened his mouth eagerly to Kili's searching tongue, wrapping his arms around the brunet's shoulders as Kili continued to stroke him to hardness. He didn't realize he was being backed up until his thighs hit a hard surface and he was pushed into sitting position on top of a table. Kili wedged himself between his brother's legs and pulled his lips away to kiss down Fili's neck to his collarbone.

"You don't have any oil, do you?" He whispered against Fili's skin and the blond groaned in response.

"No, Thorin caught me off guard, it's in my coat back in our room," he panted into Kili's mahogany hair as the younger slipped his hands under his tunic to tweak Fili's nipples.

"Maybe there's something around here we can use," Kili was gone in an instant, shuffling through piles of old armor and tools frantically. The eldest prince couldn't stifle his whine at the loss of contact and stared at Kili for a moment, dumbfounded by his determination.

When it was clear that the brunet wasn't going to give up until he found something suitable, Fili sighed and kicked off his boots. He lay back on the table and squirmed out of his breeches, letting them fall to the floor atop his boots. Kili continued to search, cursing in Khuzdul as he knocked over a pile of helms and Fili grinned fondly, wrapping a hand around his own arousal. He stroked himself idly until his brother finally hurried back to the table carrying a small silver flask.

"I think it's leather oil," he said, unscrewing the cap and sniffing gingerly. Kili pulled back and scrunched up his face in distaste. He looked down at the sight before him, Fili, nude from the waist down and touching himself seductively, his blue eyes dark with lust. It was enough to endure a less than ideal lubricant.

Pouring a small amount over his fingers, Kili quickly slipped one inside Fili's entrance. The blond winced at the intrusion but relaxed soon enough and pushed himself down on the finger, silently asking for another. His brother was happy to oblige and soon was scissoring his fingers inside the tight hole. The preparation was quick and almost clinical but both princes were too eager to take it slow. Before long, Fili was adequately stretched and Kili stepped back to pour the leather oil over his aching erection.

Fili brought his legs around the younger's waist and pulled his closer. "Come fuck me like you're an old dwarf on wormwood!" He was barely able to get the words out before started to snicker, Kili quickly joining in even as he positioned the head of his cock at Fili's entrance.

"I'm going to f-fuck you til you break a h-hip!" Both boys erupted into fits of laughter that quickly turned into moans as Kili pushed himself inside Fili's awaiting heat.

Keeping his legs around Kili's waist and his feet locked together at his lower back, Fili gripped the edge of the table as Kili thrust deeply into him, angling his hips to hit his brother's sweet spot each time. The blond tossed his head back and moaned as Kili reached down to stroke his leaking member, pumping Fili's cock in time with his rapidly increasing thrusts.

With one particularly hard snap of the brunet's hips, Fili tumbled over the edge, painting both their stomachs with his seed. His tight clench was enough to spur Kili's orgasm and he buried himself deep inside Fili, filling his brother with his release. They stayed like that for a few moments until Kili's member began to soften and Fili's seed began to cool on their stomachs. Slipping out with a rather unattractive slurp, Kili quickly grabbed what looked like an old cape and wiped of his torso before turning to clean Fili.

"Well, so much for Uncle's punishment," the brunet mused as he laced himself back up.

"I doubt he'll even check our work, he has way too much going on to make sure we learned our lessons," Fili responded as he pulled on his boots. "So…what now?"

"We both smell like leather oil and sex. So…bath time?" There was a mischievous glint in Kili's eye that made Fili very excited.

"Yes, I think a bath is in order," He tried not to sound too eager but was already planning in his mind exactly what he would do when they were both squeaky clean!

Well….maybe I've said too much about the next chapter…but I've gotten such a positive response I figured you've earned it!