"AWESOME" Family – Gintama and Ouran High School Host Club cross-over { 3: GENRE?}
Apparently that situation, they went back to serve the customers while both Haruhi and I looked at the surrounding and also, listening to the squealing from every woman in the room.
I really wonder how can they squealed for so long, and not being tired from it?
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!"
Okay, they are abnormal.
At least to me. = =|||
"This is a world that I don't understand."
I mumbled, without noticing someone is at my right (since Haruhi is at my left).
"This is how each of them using their ability in pleasing every customers' need, just a note, Tamaki's the most professional among them."
I jumped, turned and saw Ootori Kyouya.
Seriously, this guy can hide himself very well. He has the potential to be a ninja! (I seriously don't get how does this guy—I mean girl's brain work…)
Now I turned back to Haruhi, she jumped due to sensitive as Tamaki sneaked behind her and blew gently at her neck.
"Please stop that."
Protecting her neck, she spoke.
"This is one skill that a host needs to learn."
"I totally have no interest in that… Seriously, does looking real handsome or pretty, no matter of gender and such terms are really needed? Isn't inner beauty is more important?"
Haruhi asked, and Tamaki started to babbler about how he is born a beauty a sin and those narcissist phrases till Haruhi shut him up, and I secretly gave her a thumb-up while the Hitachiin twins kept on laughing at the Tamaki who's at the corner "growing" mushroom dully.
"Excuse me, can we go now if there's nothing important?"
I asked, while looking at the rest of them with caution, afraid those evil guys doesn't allow Haruhi and I to leave.
…. THE NEXT DAY…
It's the day Tamaki's training us about how to present ourselves in our best form and table manners and everything that please those fangirls till this question pops out.
"Apparently both of you still not sure what genres both of you are, right?"
FINALLY THIS MOMENT!
I quickly removed Haruhi's spectacle and as soon as I don't know how soon (= =), the rest of the host club begin to get busy… as Tamaki ordered the hitachiin twins to let Haruhi with a new haircut that suits her, ordered Mori-senpai to order a pair of contact lens and seriously I don't know how does that guy know Haruhi's degree and Ootori-senpai to prepare 2 school uniform (for me and Haruhi obviously).
"What about me?"
Honey-senpai asked.
"Honey-senpai, please continue to eat your cake."
Honey-senpai sulks, as I ruffle his head gently. Sorry if I look like some weird old man trying to abduct a shota…
Sorry for being a shotacon.
"… Sakuya-chan?"
I turns and faces Honey-senpai.
"Why are you keeps ruffling my hair?"
Because your hair is so soft to touch of course wwwwww - shotacon mode ON.
"Nothing much."
Continue to ruffle that soft gold head.
And soon, Haruhi came out from the dressing room and Tamaki push me in the dressing room since it's my turn to have a makeover… and outside I heard how Tamaki's glad and how Haruhi looks naturally like a female blah blah blah. = =
I didn't care much as I just changed my uniform, and was pull by the Hitachiin twins in trimming my messy shoulder-length hair and tied it up like a man. Seriously, they still didn't notice that I'm a female? = =||| I had a head of shoulder length hair- WAIT THEY TRIMMED IT TILL NECK? FUU- MY HAIRRRRRR QAQ
Alright I gotten over it and step out of the curtain. The moment I get out, everyone stared at me like I'm a weirdo.
"Alright, both of you have graduated from being a 'dog' to the club, now it's time for you guys to serve the ladies!"
Tamaki spoke as I sweated to the max.
CAN I REJECT THAT IDEA? I PREFER TO THE 'DOG' THAN BEING A HOST… |||
…. Moment later…
Both Haruhi and I sat together, surrounded with females around us, asking questions and most are answered by Haruhi as I really don't know how to deal with these fangirls.
"Wow, he (Haruhi) seem so nature, while he (me) just sat there keeping quiet."
I overheard what Tamaki said; I turned to the girl nearest to me, lifting up her cup gently and gave her a small smile asking whether if she wants a refill. That action already caused her to blush extremely and nodded her head madly. Haruhi asked the girl too and I helped her to refill while Haruhi stays there to entertain the girls while I take the opportunity to escape from that place.
"Sakuya-sama is sure a cool person but always help Haruhi-sama when he needed while Haruhi-sama is such independent person but only rely on Sayuki-sama! Both of them make such a good couple!"
"…"
That's the sentences I heard when I came back and the drinks almost slipped off.
SERIOUSLY, SINCE BOTH HARUHI AND I TURNS OUT TO BE A PAIR OF LOVEY COUPLE?
And soon the club ends, both Haruhi and I went back home and rest.