A/N: I couldn't resist…
Series Finale
Two teens, a red-headed alien girl and a green changeling boy sat on a couch.
They were holding each other, rocking gently, and crying there emerald eyes out.
They mumbled words of comfort to each other between their sobs.
At the edge of the room, a purple-haired girl looked up from her book and rolled her eyes.
A boy with spiky black hair wearing a traffic light ensemble enters through the large doors in the back of the room.
"Um, what's wrong with you guys?" asked Robin, observing the hysterical teenage heroes on the couch.
"Carly… Colonel… Dance…Gone…Ended-"they sobbed out in reply, which only confused Robin worse.
Robin glanced over at Raven, hoping for some clarification.
"iCarly aired its series finale tonight," she explained.
"Okaaaaay…" he replied.
"Dude, Carly left! She just up and left her friends and brother after all their wacky fun adventures together! I mean, sure it wasn't forever and it was so she could visit her dad, but still!" whined Beastboy
"It was all so terribly sad!" cried Starfire, "and yet so wonderful! It was so sweet when she kissed Freddie before leaving! And now there shall be no more episodes!"
Beastboy and Starfire returned to their crying while Robin and Raven just stared in amazement that anyone could get that attached to a TV show.
"Hey ya'll? What's up with Star and Green Bean?" asked Cyborg as he entered the room.
"Don't ask!" warned Robin and Raven simultaneously.