"AWESOME" Family – Gintama and Ouran High School Host Club cross-over { 4: AYANOKOJI CASE! (FIRST HALF)}
Once again, the third day in Host club, both Haruhi and I are surrounded with girls and their misunderstanding of both Haruhi and I are lovers.
Oh please, do we look like lovers to you guys?
I asked them if they need any refill of their drinks and quickly use this chance to escape the 'war' area as fast as I would. Seriously, dealing with such crazy fangirls everyday really will end my remaining life very soon. Sitting on the sofa and close my eyes, taking much rest as I could…
Till a deep voice alerted me.
"Slacking around at this time? I guess I should increase your debt…"
I quickly open my maroon eyes and saw Ootori Kyouya.
"… I'm just having a small break… (That I deserve)"
I said but what I really wanted to say is…
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN- I JUST TAKING A SMALL BREAK AND YOU'RE GONNA INCREASE MY DEBT, WHAT ARE YOU, A DEVIL? YOU'RE AN EXTREME EVIL DEVIL! HIJIKATA-PAPA, GINTOKI-MAMA WHAT HAD I DONE IN MY PREVIOUS LIFE THAT I'VE KNOWN THIS DEVIL IN THIS WORLD-
Clearing my head, I stood up in preparing the drinks and went back out to the 'war zone'… till Tamaki called out for both of us.
"Haruhi, Sakuya, this is Ayanokoji Seika-hime. Princess Ayanokoji, they are my new children, now introduce yourself."
"Fujioka Haruhi, studying in Class 1-A, nice to meet you."
Haruhi just smiles at the woman politely while I just glare at her.
"Hijikata Sakuya, same class with Haruhi."
I said, and I just pull Haruhi away, which also caused those fangirls in screaming like mad. Saying things such as 'Sakuya-sama is jealous, pulling Haruhi-sama away!', 'They look so cute together!', 'Good luck, Haruhi-sama, Sakuya-sama!'… and at the right time, Haruhi tripped on her own leg and fall into my embrace. Result in more fangirl screaming and WORSE, THEY TOOK OUT THEIR CAMERAS AND BEGAN TO SPAM TAKE PICTURES.
… Who predicted that they would even bring cameras to the club?
"I bet Sakuya-sama is the seme!"
"Haruhi-sama looks so cute lying in Sakuya-sama's embrace!"
"I'm so jealous; I wanna to be in Sakuya-sama's embrace too!"
"Ara ara, Sakuya-sama's obsessive of Haruhi-sama!"
"Sakuya-sama is so tsundere, so cute!"
After hearing their squeals and their outrageous comments, I feel a little restless… …. Seriously, what can 2 GIRLS do? AND WHO'S THE ONE WHO SAID THAT I'M TSUNDERE! I'M NOT TSUNDERE, I'M JUST… DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS MYSELF WELL… I'M NOT BEING DERE DERE HERE, YOUR EYES ARE BLIND! I'M NOT OBESSIVED OF HARUHI TOO, THESE FANGIRLS- !#$%^&*()(*&^%$#!#$%^&*()...
"Are you alright, Sakuya?"
Haruhi asked, I nodded while feeling restless due to those fangirls. Just as I thought it will end soon, those fangirls went 'Kya-!' once again.
"Ahhhhhh- Sakuya-sama and Haruhi-sama's gazes met and I can see there's love in their eyes!"
"So cuteeeeee!"
…. They are truly incredible, these fangirls. They are too much for me to deal with, at the right time now the Hitachiin twins came up to us to play the 'Guess who is Hikaru and Kaoru!' game…. Thank you very much for making me more tired, Hikaru and Kaoru.
"Come! Who is Hikaru and who is Kaoru?"
Both Hitachiin twins stood in front of us with some customers sitting beside us, as I look at them, being speechless. Of course, Haruhi beside me is doing the same.
"Ah… It's too difficult to differential them…"
"They are too alike…"
A customer commented.
…. Isn't that obvious, they are twins. T-W-I-N-S, which part of twins do you not understand, miss?
I thought, speechlessly.
"Nee, Sakuya-sama and Haruhi-sama, can you guess who is Hikaru and Kaoru?"
The customer at the very of the sofa asked as both of us spoke our answers at the same time.
"Facing us from the left is Hikaru while on the right is Kaoru."
"TEEEEE-DEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH, SORRY, IT IS THE WRONG ANSWER!"
The Hitachiin twins said.
"I'm correct, even though you guys look alike but it doesn't mean personalities and other physical parts is the same."
I said, while Haruhi reveals her answer.
"There's different between Hikaru and Kaoru's voices. Hikaru's voice tends to be a little higher and sounds a little more child-like unlike Kaoru's as his voice is deeper and more matured."
Both Hitachiin twin's and I kept quiet.
Hey Haruhi do you know I can feel the rage from Hikaru as you says his voice is little more child-like and you called Karou's more matured and so you're saying that Hikaru who's the elder brother is more childish than the younger brother? OH GODDDDD THE RAGE INCREASED!
"I've guessed correctly, have I?"
Haruhi said, and earned praises from the girls. Ignoring the twins, I took my cup of tea and drink till I saw Haruhi's wounded finger and lifted it up to check without knowing.
"What happened to your finger, Haruhi?"
I frowned a little and asked.
"Oh it was just a small matter, just a small paper cut."
"Be careful next time, okay?"
"Okay."
…
"Ah~ Sakuya-sama is so gentle and caring toward Haruhi-sama~"
"Oh the lovey-dovey atmosphere~"
"Haruhi-sama is a klutz uke that need Sakuya-sama to check on him~ How cute~"
Oh here we go again, fangirls. I give up.
Secretly shrugged, I looked at Haruhi's injured finger once again. I know how Haruhi doesn't want me to be worried thus she kept quiet about being bullied as it was kinda obvious.
-Few days later…-
"… Why are you standing over there?"
I shouted, seeing Haruhi standing near a window, as if looking at something when I'm on my way heading home after classes (and yes, I'm skipping the club activities). I guess she did not hear my calls for her thus I just walk over to her side and noticed that her bag is being thrown in the mini pond as her stuffs were scattered around.
... Okay, pray hard for now, bullies. –dark auras releasing to the max-
"I guess we have to pick them up…"
Haruhi said as she turned, and knocked another person.
It was THAT AYANOKOJI HIME woman!
"Hn…! A-Ah, I'm sorry."
"Ah, both of you are the commoners…"
She paused, scanning both Haruhi and I while smirking.
"Thanks to Tamaki-sama, both of you will have the opportunity to be in the Host club, right? But I guess both of you need to fix those disruptive manners of yours."
Finished her words, she just gave us a cold look and walked away. Of course, I'm staring at her coldly too.
Pot calling the Kettle black, reflect about your action before you say anything, woman.
I smirked quietly, as I will make her pay back twice what Haruhi's suffering now.
"Come on, let's go and pick up your things."
I said as I gently pull Haruhi to the mini pond and started to find all the things that were scattered.
"Anything left?"
"My wallet… I feel like dying if I'm going to lost my wallet, it contains my allowance for this week…"
"… Idiot… Let me find again."
Just as I landed myself in the mini pond again, one loud voice wavers around the surroundings.
"HEY COMMONERS!"
… What a great timing, Idiot Takami…
Ignored the-god-knows-reason-being-too-enthusiastic Tamaki and continued in finding Haruhi's wallet. Noticed that both of us ignored him, he went up to us and knocked both Haruhi and I on our head.
"SO I ASSUME THAT BOTH OF YOU SKIPPED THE CLUB ACTIVITES TODAY IS BECAUSE BOTH OF YOU WANTED TO PLAY WITH THE WATER HERE?"
… Come to think of it, my actual intention is to skip the club but because of helping Haruhi I'm caught with her, here by the other members. OH GOOD JOB, MYSELF. –facepalm-
"Ah, why is your bag wet?"
"I dropped it in the pond accidentally and Sakuya is here in helping me to pick up the rest but the only thing missing now is my wallet…."
"Are you an idiot? You should keep your wallet with you all the times!"
Tamaki said, as I look at him suspiciously.
"… A-re… I didn't know rich people like you would keep their wallet with them all the time."
I didn't know I was thinking out loud till I saw Tamaki's blackened face. Oh I'm so sorry for saying those. /sarcasm
Tamaki wanted to smack me for what I blurted out, his action stopped after I gave him a pair of puppy eye.
"… N-Never mind, I'll not hold any grudge on you and help you guys with the search of Haruhi's wallet since I'm such a good person!"
…. GOOD PERSON? MY ASS. I thought as Tamaki stripped off his top in front of us and bend down to search for the wallet.
"Ahhh-! We can search for it ourselves! You will get wet!"
Saw what Tamaki did, Haruhi immediately wanting to stop him.
"Idiot… Aren't we friends?"
"…"
I know this is such a good atmosphere but I can't help but to destroy it.
"No, we're not."
The atmosphere and their face changed as they staring at me as I just smirked, copied what Tamaki is doing and continue to search for her wallet.
We may not be friends now but I didn't say in the future we're not.
Just that, today onward, my impression on you changed.
Be grateful!