Editor's Note- MY LAST CHAPTER! I'M ALMOST FREE FROM THIS HELLHOLE OF A STORY!
-Light.
AN: I think after this I will have about two or three more chapters. Fangs to all my reviewers. Not the flamers! If you flamed this story then you suck! (EN- At least there's no possible way they can suck more than this story.) If you flame, then fuck you!
I walked sexily into the Great Hall. It was empty except for one person. Draco was there! He sat there in his black 666 t-shirt and his baggy black pants. He had slit his wrists! (EN- If slitting your wrists in the Great Hall isn't blatant attention seeking, then I don't know what is) I felt mad at him for having sex with Snape but I felt sorry for him. (EN- I feel sorry for him for having to put up with you, more so.) He looked just like Gerard Way with his red eyes and his pale white face. (EN- Gerard Way does not have red eyes. Nor does he wear contacts. -_-)
"Draco, are you okay?" I asked.
"I'm not okay!" he screamed. I thought of the MCR song and I got even more depressed because that song always makes me cry. (EN- Why does everything have to come back to MCR with you guys? And why does that song depress you? I always found it hilarious. Just look at the video.) I gave him a pot cigarette and he started to smoke it. (EN- MARIJUANA AND CIGARETTES ARE NOT THE SAME THING! Also, you're in the GREAT HALL. First sex, now drugs? How have you not been expelled?)
"Oh Draco, why did you do it with that fucking bastard Snape?" I asked tearfully. (EN- Okay, yeah. We don't care about why he's upset.)
"I-" Draco began to say, but suddenly Lupin and Mr. Filch apparated into the room! (EN- Which is still impossible, by the way. Even more so for Filch, what with the Squib thing and everything.) They didn't see us. (EN- Because they're almost as blind and retarded as you.)
"I'm so glad Snape and I were freed." said Lupin.
"Damn, this job would be great if it weren't for the fucking students!" Filch agreed. (EN- Rapid change of the subject there, Filch.)
"Pop addelum!" I yielded angrily pointing my wand at them. (EN-...)
"Noooooooo!" Lupin shouted as chains appeared on him. (EN- I could have sworn that chaining up your teachers is against school rules.) Mr. Filch ran away.
"You fucking perv." I said laughing with of evil and sadness in my voice. (EN- Gods, get over that already. I happened about 30 chapters ago. It's taken you less time to get over shit before.) "Now you have to tell us where Voldemort is or I'm going to torture you!" (EN- Also against the school rules. Well, if the Carrows aren't there.)
"I don't now where he is!" said Lupin. Suddenly Satan and Vampire ran into the room. Vampire didn't know who Satan was really. (EN- Yeah, neither do I.)
"Oh my Satan, we were so worried about you guys!" Vampire said. (EN- I wasn't.) I looked sexily at Draco with his gothic red eyes with contacts, black t-shirt that said 666 on it and pale skin like Gerard Way, (EN- I am full sure we've already gotten that description in this chapter.) Vampire with his sexy black hair and red eyes just like Frank Iero (EN- Frank Iero also does not have red eyes. And I thought Vampire looked like Joel Madden?) and Satan who looked just like Brendon Urie. (EN- I miss the days where Panic! Were actually good.)
I seductively took the caramel from my pocket. (EN- That makes no sense in context. I don't know if caramel is meant to be camera or not. Ehh.) And then….. I began frenching Draco sexily. Lupin gasped. Draco began to take all of his clothes off and I could see his six-pack. Then Vampire took his own clothes off too. (EN- Is there a particular reason you're having a very poor excuse for a threesome in the Great Hall in front of the teacher who you constantly accuse of being a pervert?)
We all began making out together sexily. I took off my black leather bra, my black lace thong and the rest of my clothes. (EN- In that order.) Everyone took their cocks out except for me. I'm a girl, lol. (EN- ALL OF THE INAPPROPIATE PENISES) "Oh my Satan! Draco!" I screamed as he put his hardness in my thingy. Then he did the same thing to Harry. I began making out with Satan and he joined in. "Oh my God!" cried Vampire. "Oh Vampire! Vampire!" I screamed. "Oh Satan!" yelled Harry in pleasure. Lupin watched in shock. We took turns doing torture curses on him because we were all sadists. Suddenly….a big black car that said 666 on the license plate flew straight through the windows. And Snap was in it!
Editor's Note- I'm done... Oh, my gods. I'm done. Finished. I never have to look at this thing again.
Well, that made my Christmas. Although the only thing that stopped me from giving into the temptation of killing myself during this chapter was knowing that it was the last I had to do.
Hope you guys enjoyed my contribution to this and I'll leave you all with Liv for the final chapter.
I'd say you should expect it around July. 2014.
I finished editing 'My Immortal' for the last time on Sunday, December 23rd, 2012, 9.58pm.
It's been a good run.
-Light.