AN: Well I have nothing to say but everyone stop flaming, okay! If any Gothic people are reading this then you rock! Oh my God, I still can't wait for the movie! Tom Felton is so hot! I hope Harry will become Gothic because my friend told me he is really Emo in this book! (EN: It's nice to finally get confirmation that she hasn't read the books because if she had I'm really worried as to what version she got.) Oh my fucking God, I'm leaving Dubai pretty soon, I can't wait! This will probably be the last chapter until I come back.

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"That's my car!" shouted Draco angrily. But suddenly it was revealed who was in the car. It was … Snape!

"I shall free you, Lupin, but first you must help me kill these idiotic dunderheads," he said cruelly from the car as it flew, circling (EN: circumcising? I don't want to know if that was what she meant but knowing Tara...) above us. "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way must be killed. Then the Dark Lord shall never die!"

"You fucking prep!" yelled Draco. Then he looked at me sadly. "I forgot to tell you, Ebony. Snape made me do it with him. I didn't really have sex him but he's a rapist!"

We all put our clothes on quickly except Satan. We were so scared! But Satan didn't change. Instead he changed into a man with green eyes, no nose, a grey robe and white skin. He had changed into … Voldemort!

"I knew who thou were all along," he cackled evilly and sarcastically at me. "Now I shall kill thee all!" Thunder crashed in the room.

"No! Please don't kill us!" pleaded Vampire. Suddenly Willow, B'loody Mary, Diabolo, Ginny, Dracula, Fred and Gorge, Hagrid, McGonagall, Dumbledore, Sirius and Lucius all ran in.

"What is the meaning of this?" Dumbledore asked all angrily and Voldemort looked away (because Dumbledore is the only wizard he is scared of) He did a spell and suddenly his broomstick came to him sexily. Voldemort flew above the roof evilly on his broomstick.

"Oh my God!" Slughorn gasped.

"The Dark Lord shall kill all of you. Then you must submit to him!" Snape said (EN: I was sooo tempted to keep the original word here – ejaculated – because I had no idea what word she tried to type.) menacingly.

"You fucking preppy fags!" Sirius shouted angrily.

"I know a four-letter word for dirt, CRUCIATUS!" screamed Harry (EN: Tara I'm sorry to break the fragile fantasy universe you live in, but Cruciatus is not a four letter word.) The sparks from his wand only hit Draco's car. It fell down. Snape quickly crawled out of it and picked up the video camera.

"Oh my fucking god!" I cried because it was the video of me in the bathroom as well as the video of me doing it with Draco and the video of Satan doing it with Draco.

"If you kill me then the videos will be shown to everyone in the school. Then you can be just like that Gothic girl Paris Hilton." (EN: Paris Hilton is now Gothic in this universe?) He laughed meanly. (EN: Does anybody laugh because they're happy in this?)

"No!" I screamed. "For your information, I have the picture of you doing it with Lupin!"

"What's she talking about?" Lupin murmured as he sat in chains.

"He said he's going to show everyone the picture!" Harry shouted angrily.

"Shut up!'" Lupin roared.

"Foolish ignoramuses!" yielded Voldemort from his broomstick. "Thou shall all die soon."

"Think again, you fucking Muggle poser!" Harry yelled and then he and Diabolo and Neville both took out black guns! But Voldemort took out his own one.

"You guys are in a Mexican stand-of!" I shouted despairingly.

"Accio Neville's wand!" cried Voldemort and suddenly Neville's wand was in his hands. "Now I shall kill thee all and Ebony you will die!"

He made lighting flash all over the place.

"Save us Ebony!" Dumbledore cried.

I cried sexily. I just wanted to go to the Common Room and slit my wrists with my friends while we watched Shark Attack 3 and Saw 2, and do it with Draco (EN: So a usual Saturday night, then?) but I knew I had to do something more important.

"AVADA KEDAVRA!" I shouted. (EN: Dun, dun, dun! Oh my God, this is the end, how will we ever live without finding out who died and what clothes Ebony is going to wear tomorrow?)