"AWESOME" Family – Gintama and Ouran High School Host Club cross-over { 7: LOVELY CHRISTMAS CHAOS! PART 2}
Author's note
Erm, Hi guys I am Hayate, the author of this fanfiction and I truly feel sorry for not updating FOR AGES as during this LONGGGGGGGG period when I went hiatus, I was dealing with lots of changes with my real life, too much things happened and also school pressures and human interactions (?) stuffs that I had enough and I stopped writing for such long period.
I'm sorry, I'm truly sorry for you guys, who are reading my stories. I know my stories are SUPER IMMATURE despite my age (to be honest I'm super old already, 2_ HAHAHAHHA SO YEAP) and NOPE ITS NOT IMPROVING MUCH AHAHAHHA but still, I want to thank you readers to actually reading these stories.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH. YOU GUYS ARE JUST GIVING ME POWER TO MAKE ME FEEL LIKE WRITING AGAIN DESPITE I KNOW MY LANGUAGE SUCKS BUT THANK YOU.
LOVE YOU GUYS 3
p.s I hope you guys will still enjoy this despite ITS BEEN A REALLY LONG TIME SINCE I UPDATED AHA AHAHAHA AHAHHAHAHHAHAHA. OTL
"O-O-O-O-O-Otae-neechan...! K-K-K-K-Kyuubei-neechan…! What bring you guys here…? Heheheheheh….|||"
I stuttered out loud, and everyone started to fix their eyes on my side.
"Arara, I guess Sa-chan isn't keen for us to visit him, right Kyuu-chan?"
"Sakuya is not keen to see you… Shall I assassinate him for you?"
…?! THIS IS NOT WHAT NORMAL PERSON WILL SAY-! WAIT THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM KYUUBEI-NEECHAN WHY IS YOUR RIGHT HAND ON YOUR SWORD SO YOU ARE REALLY KEEN IN ASSASSINATE ME, KYUUBEI-NEECHAN?! SOMEONE STOP HER PLEASE I STILL WANT TO LIVE!
"… I'M SO SORRY, OTAE-NEECHAN, PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR MY RUDE ATTITUDE... Orz|||"
I knelt down toward Otae-neechan as I said. If I don't kneel down Kyuubei-neechan will really kill me with her sword… Orz
"Arara, Kyuu-chan is just joking with you! Don't take it seriously, Sa-chan."
Otae-neechan smiles, while Kyuubei-neechan nodded her head silently.
OTAE-NEECHAN, YOU ARE TRULY MY GODDESS! AND WHICH PART OF KYUUBEI-NEECHAN IS JOKING, WHICH PART! DOES SHE LOOK LIKE SHE'S JOKING HER HAND IS PRACTICALLY ON HER SWORD! Orz
"Uh… Otae-neechan, Kyuubei-neechan… May I know the reason upon coming to the school to visit me…?"
I asked, as both of them sat in front of me as if nothing big had happened a moment ago. I wanted to ask Haruhi to come and greet them but apparently she's kinda BUSY with Kasugazaki Kanako-san when she was pointed to be her 'idol' a moment ago.
Well… About this girl, Kasugazaki Kanako, you can say that she is suffering from 'changing-of-host-club-member-frequently' or the 'Host-hopping' disease. Usually a customer will stick to the same host she designate for the first time but in her case Kasuagazki Kanako-san changes her partner every week and her current host is just nice Haruhi. And apparently she is occupying Haruhi by teaching her how to dance waltz.
Okay, back to me now, unfortunately… Orz|||
"Well, it's because I kinda miss you and Haruhi-chan so I came here with Kyuu-chan! Oh I even brought some bentos for both of you!"
Looking at Otae-neechan's smile and the bentos on her hand, I can't help but divert my gaze toward Haruhi.
WHY ARE YOU OCCUPIED WHEN I NEED YOU, HARUHI?! WHY! SOMEONE HELP ME! I DON'T WANNA EAT THIS! I WILL DIE IF I HAVE TO EAT IT! WHAT'S WITH THAT SMILE, OTAE-NEECHAN! YOU ARE THREATENING ME TO EAT RIGHT! IT'S A THREAT RIGHT!
"Uh… Otae-neechan, how kind of you to bring your FAMOUS dish for us, I will eat it with Haruhi later when she is free. Do you mind if I share it with my friends in the club?"
If I'm gonna die, I will drag you guys with me. /evil smirk
"Arara, Sa-chan is so thoughtful!"
"I feel uneasy if I don't share such DELICACY to them, Otae-neechan!"
If I don't stuff this thing ( Otae-san so called fried egg, which actually is some dark unknown item that had been censored ) into their mouth, my name is not Hijitaka Sakuya!
"Nee, Sa-chan! There are so many attractive and good-looking senpais that are surrounded by so many girls in your club! It looks just like any Host Club in Kabuki District, right Kyuu-chan?"
"Yeah."
This IS a host club! And Kyuubei-neechan you have successfully scared the living shit out of me, I thought you have gone somewhere else since you just kept quiet all the way.
After all these happenings, the three of us chatted… well, most of the time are both Otae-neechan and I talk while Kyuubei-neechan just sit there listening to us, till the end time of the club.
"Sa-chan, come back early for today okay? And remember to finish and wash the container okay!"
"Yes yes, Otae-neechan! You should get going too, it's getting late and it is not safe for two girls to go back home like this. What if you guys met any weird, dangerous people when on the way?"
"Don't worry, I'm here to protect her."
Kyuubei-neechan said, while Otae-neechan just smiles.
"You too, Sa-chan. Do you need me to call your Hijikata-papa to fetch you?"
"Uh…. It's okay, Otae-neechan! Really!"
"I'm calling your Hijikata-papa to fetch you."
Otae-neechan says, as her smilling face is zoomed in toward me, only left about 1 cm of spacing in-between us while dark auras coming out from her back. Otae-neechan is so scary… but why does she insist of asking Hijikata-papa to fetch me?
"Of course I'm worry about you and also Haru-chan, of course!"
"U-Uh… Okay…"
Since I can't deal with it, I shall go along with it.
"I already contacted your Hijikata-papa a moment ago, so he should be here soon."
"?!"
"Oh if he didn't see you outside the school within 10 minutes, he will charge into the Third Music Room! /KIRA"
"!?"
W-W-W-W-W-W-WHAT WITH THE KIRA AND THIS IS REVENGE FOR ME RIGHT! THIS IS DEFINITELY A REVENGE DAMNNIT! YOU KNOW THAT HOW HIJIKATA-PAPA DESPISES GUYS GETTING CLOSE TO ME AND YOU ARE DOING THISSSSSSSS- I WILL DIE, I REALLY WILL DIE! AND GODDAMNIT WHY YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME EXTRA TIME TO STUFF THOSE EGGS INTO THEIR MOUTH TOO! ASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMWERTYUIOP- /speechless
"Arara, it is really getting late. Both Kyuu-chan and I shall take a leave first, see you back home, Sa-chan!"
"Okay, goodbye Otae-neechan and Kyuubei-neechan!"
I smiles as I happily (?) send them off. When the door closed, I quickly grabbed Otae-neechan's eggs (are you sure that substances are really eggs?) and stuffs them into Tamaki, Hikaru and Kaoru's mouth.
LAUGH, CONTINUE LAUGHING AT ME, I SHALL SEE HOW YOU GUYS CONTINUE TO LAUGH WHEN THIS END UP INTO YOUR MOUTH.
When it is Tamaki's turn to be stuffed, I paused 'cause his face is full of despair as I noticed his gaze fixed at Haruhi, then continue to stuff the rest of the eggs (right….) into his mouth. I shall not call Hijikata Sakuya if I don't get my revenge, well; I'm doing a good deed right now in waking him up with those too.
Thanks to the eggs (maybe), Tamaki recovered from his despair and slammed the table. (For what use we have no idea too.)
"I'VE HAD ENOUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Haruhi, you must change back to your original gender at this moment!"
"… Harh?"
Everyone turns their attention to the idiotic blonde.
"WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE ADMIRED AND BEING FALL HOPELESSLY IN LOVE BY GIRLS WHEN YOU'RE THE SAME AS THEM?! WE'RE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO KNOW YOUR REAL GENDER? AHHHHHHHHHHHH I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS! AND PAPA, PAPA WANT TO SEE THE OLD YOU! LOOK! HOW ADORABLE AND PRETTY YOU ARE LAST TIME!"
Tamaki shouted as he took out a portrait of Haruhi (while crying and blushing for some reason) when she is around junior high year 3, which is before her hair was cut short.
"DO NOT TAKE OTHER'S PHOTO AND FRAMED IT WITHOUT PERMISSION!"
Ah, Haruhi is angry.
"But I still find it absurd, how does this, changed into this."
Hikaru asked, as he points at the portrait then point at Haruhi. That is something you guys doesn't want to know yo…
"Ah, about that. It's because one of the boy near my neighborhood sticks a piece of chewing gum on my hair and it is super troublesome to take it out so I just cut off my hair."
"…."
"I lost my contacts a day before and my dad stepped on it so I can't wear it anymore. Well, I* don't mind being treated as a guy and so I can pay back my debt too."
Haruhi finished her speech and I guess something inside Tamaki snapped? He turn to Haruhi with his usual crying face and shouted.
"GIRLS SHOULDN'T USE 'ORE' TO CALL THEMSELVES! MAMA! YOU CANNOT TEACH HARUHI SUCH WORDS!"
( 'Ore' , 'Boku' are used for guys in calling 'I', where girl will use 'Watashi' instead. )
…. /facepalms
"… Mama? Who is the mama?" – Kaoru
"Does he mean me? … No way, right?" – Kyouya-senpai
"…"
I pulled Haruhi to one side and just realized that 10 minutes will be up soon and that means Hijikata-papa will be coming in any moment right now.
"Don't be afraid, your 'big brothers' are here."
… Oi oi, what are you guys doing? I know you guys wanna move Haruhi but why am I pulled along too?
"Ah, do you guys know to dance? You need to learn if we are holding a party."
….. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /double facepalm
"Both of us don't know how to dance… I guess?"
I said, as Haruhi nodded her head.
"We are not really interested in the party too so… can we be excused from it?"
Once I finished my question, the atmosphere around us turns cold. Tamaki suddenly dashed in front of us with his eyes beaming, like he discovered something new.
"Alright then, since you wanted to be a guy so much, you have to listen to us! It is essential for gentlemen to know how to dance and if you can master waltz within one week and present us without fail, 50% of Sakuya's and your debt will be cut off!"
Tamaki shouted, as both Haruhi and I feel as if it is the end of the world. HOW ARE WE GONNA MASTER IT IN SUCH SHORT TIME?! YOU CAN'T BE KIDDING RIGHT!?
Just when the both of us still in our own world, the door slammed on its own and everyone diverted their attentions to the…. two people at the door.
HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
"HIJIKATA SAKUYA, GET THE HELL OUT HERE NOW."
"… Oi oi, what kind of trouble have you gotten in? Why is he having a samurai sword with him and the one behind has a bazooka with him? Are they terrorists?"
Kaoru, who is currently beside me, nudged and asked me as I facepalm hard, not wanting to face anyone at the moment. THIS IS SO EMBARASSING!
"Ah, Hijikata-san, Okita-san."
Haruhi greeted them nicely as both of them just nodded their head in acknowledgement.
"Hijikata-san….? Okita-san…?"
The rest looked at me.
"Where's Sakuya, Haruhi?"
Hijikata-papa asked as I quickly dashed to him and tries to pull him away from the room but he didn't budge.
"So you're here, Sakuya. May I ask… Why are there so many male species (?) crossed your 'safe-zone'?"
… HIJIKATA-PAPA CHILL! WHERE ARE YOUR HANDS AT?! ARE YOU GOING TO USE YOUR SWORD?! THEY WILL DIE, HIJIKATA-PAPA! OKITA WHAT ARE YOU DOING, STOP HIM!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HIJIKATA-PAPA IT IS NOT LIKE WHAT YOU THINK THEY ARE MY SENIORS AND MY CLASSMATES! STOP HIM, OKITAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"If you says so, Sakuya-chan, please die Hijikata-san."
Right after his words, Okita took his bazooka, aimed at both Hijikata-papa and I, and fire his bazooka. If it's not for Hijikata-papa grabbed me quickly, both of us would have been dead.
"T'ch, he dodged it."
"ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!" - Both Hijikata and Sakuya
"…." - the rest
"Ha… Let's go home, Hijikata-papa, Okita-kun and Haruhi."
"Okay."
We headed to the door, and I remembered something so I turned and look at Tamaki.
"Ah, I may not able to come to club in few days time, well, thank to this fellow over there."
I said as I secretly pointed at Hijikata-papa but he suddenly turned at Tamaki and glared at him! In case of any worser situations will happen, I quickly grabbed them and went home.
After that incident, I ALMOST TRANSFER SCHOOL but thanks to the rest of my family and Haruhi's reassurance, I managed to stay in the school, just that I am banned from the club for few days till Hijikata-papa chilled.
This is a better ending I guess? 8'D